Vaporeon: "You came to the wrong neighborhood, friend..."
Espeon: "I forgot what farts look like."
Umbreon: "You can't be serious right now."
Jolteon: "It's time..."
Glaceon: "I'm going to enjoy this."
Leafeon: "I will tear your asshole apart."
Sylveon: "YOU BIG DOODY HEAD!"
Flareon: "Why the ever living fuck am I in the very back?"