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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 02:42:41 No.28699304 View View Reply Original Report

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This guy slaps your gf in the ass, how do you answer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 02:43:23 No.28699326 Report

Quoted By: >>28701832

>>28699304
Ah! Ghost Cocoon!

And I leave her to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 02:43:23 No.28699327 Report

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I light a match and hold it near him

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 02:43:45 No.28699332 Report

Quoted By: >>28699366

>>28699304
Good luck, I keep sneaky pebbles around my bitch at all times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 02:43:49 No.28699336 Report

Quoted By: >>28699505

>>28699304
'Praise Allah!'

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 02:45:13 No.28699366 Report

Quoted By: >>28701856

>>28699332
Little did you realize his pal Passimian was hanging out nearby!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 02:45:31 No.28699375 Report

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>>28699304
I toss down a bunch of rocks at its feet and roar like a fuckin jigaboo in heat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 02:46:59 No.28699409 Report

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Literally Blow sand at it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 02:48:15 No.28699433 Report

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>>28699304
Ask myself, "what gf?".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 02:49:09 No.28699454 Report

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>>28699304
Five options:

-throw a match (Ember)
-flap my hands to create a small gust (Gust)
-throw a rock (Rock Throw)
-bite it (Bite)
-lick it (Lick)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 02:50:34 No.28699488 Report

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>>28699304
I use entrainment and give it my ability to make everyone around them miserable and then we would both cry and kill ourselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 02:50:58 No.28699505 Report

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>>28699336
>explosion
>normal type move
>it had not effect

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 02:51:19 No.28699508 Report

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>>28699304
start a sandstorm

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 03:44:40 No.28700618 Report

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>>28699304
Throw a little rock nearby on him

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 03:46:49 No.28700673 Report

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>>28699304

Tell my Pokémon to use flamethrower on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 04:45:19 No.28701657 Report

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>>28699304
I slap the shit out of him, Assurance.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 04:53:13 No.28701779 Report

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>>28699304
>in the ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 04:56:17 No.28701832 Report

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>>28699326
>Cocoon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 04:57:58 No.28701856 Report

Quoted By: >>28701899

>>28699366
Unfortunately for the Passimian, I'm gay!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 05:01:12 No.28701899 Report

Quoted By: >>28702053

>>28701856
Is that a bard quest reference?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 05:04:29 No.28701937 Report

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Distract it with tree sap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjLiWy2nT7U

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 05:05:44 No.28701950 Report

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>>28699304
I let him pass with it for a moment by pretending to be oblivious to it. Go up to him and start a little chat, and eventually punch him right in the face suddenly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 05:12:53 No.28702053 Report

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>>28701899
Actually it was a joke about Fairy-types.
But I appreciate the reminder to reread what little there is of Bard Quest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 05:14:01 No.28702073 Report

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>>28699304
Be curious about why he did it and how wonder how he did it. Sheddinja's claws don't mobile enought for that sort of thing. Also ask for a treesome, I want to fill that void shell with my semen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2016 05:14:58 No.28702087 Report

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>>28699304
I smack his ass back and shove my tongue down his hollow shell

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