It all started on a usual Sunday; Ness was underage posting on /vp/, a website that his mom doesn't let him go to because it's only for people to post porn and troll. She had blocked it on the family internet settings but Ness wasn't that easy to stop; he learned how to bypass the block using hacking methods that he acquired from his friends on reddit. Ness was writing his post. He thought to himself, "I'm going to get a lot of s*** and hate for this or watherver, I bet i will get called a fake fan or watever".

People responded to his post saying that it had to be bait and that he was from reddit, but Ness was quick to respond to those accusations.

>(You)'re here from reddit aren't you?
>reddit
>This is okay
>4chan
>this is NOT okay

I know i'm a fake 4chaner for wanting another things that isn't porn or penises.
But can you explainme what's so fucking bad for wanting to go to reddit in a fucking s***"

Ness knew that it was NOT okay for the anons to be on 4chan. He knew that he was in the most depraved, uncharted territory of the internet; even CIA couldn't stop 4chan himself. The awful 4channers starting mocking his posts. One anon said "I know i'm a fake penis fan for wanting to suck another things that isn't Op's penis. But you can explainme why are you such a fucking faggot? OP-kun holy shit." Ness couldn't tolerate this; he had to PK fire back at them.
"You guys are trying to make a new maymay of this s*** thingy? You're all pathethic s*** that thingks your s*** meme will long more than a nanosecond. F*** off." Ness still felt the need to censor the dirty words in his post even though he had full anonymity. Or so he thought.