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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 19:13:19 No.28834675 View View Reply Original Report

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>Go Pallosand!
>Go Smeargle!
>Smeargle used Water Shuriken on friendly Palossand!
>It's super effective!
>Palossand's weakness policy activated
>Palossand's attack rose sharply!
>Palossand's special attack rose sharply!
>Palossand's Water Compaction!
>Palossand's defense rose!
>Palossand's Water Compaction!
>Palossand's defense rose!
>Palossand's Water Compaction!
>Palossand's defense rose!
>Palossand's Water Compaction!
>Palossand's defense rose!
>Palossand's Water Compaction!
>Palossand's defense rose!
>Palossand used Trick Room!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 19:15:09 No.28834687 Report

Quoted By: >>28835643

>>28834675
>Cherubi used Absorb

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 19:16:03 No.28834693 Report

Quoted By: >>28835643

>Snorlax used surf!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 19:16:18 No.28834695 Report

Quoted By: >>28834749

>>28834675
Is there a reason I'm supposed to believe smeargle would not open with spore?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 19:22:53 No.28834749 Report

Quoted By: >>28834782

>>28834695
Doubles, retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 19:27:34 No.28834782 Report

Quoted By: >>28835121

>>28834749
Accelegor accomplishes this better for non trick room shenanigans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 19:37:38 No.28834877 Report

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>Growlithe used Roar!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 19:41:12 No.28834923 Report

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>>28834675
Smeargle used surf :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 19:44:05 No.28834951 Report

Quoted By: >>28835098 >>28838568 >>28842187

>>28834675
>smeargle
>survivng first predictable turn
>slow shitmon with awful type and mediocre bulk
>relevant to any meta ever
>building and wasting mons for sad irrelevant shitmon
LMOA!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 19:58:24 No.28835094 Report

Quoted By: >>28835155 >>28835166

>>28834675
Yeah, good luck finding a trainer with a Smeargle with Water Shuriken who's dumb enough to fall for that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 19:58:46 No.28835098 Report

Quoted By: >>28835666 >>28836087

>>28834951
You clearly have no idea how cancerous Smeargle is in Doubles, especially with Moody shenanigans. It's a very huge pain in the ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:00:19 No.28835121 Report

Quoted By: >>28836213

>>28834782
The fuck are you talking about?

Accelgor has higher attack meaning it would do more damage, and the move has priority anyway, so speed is irrelevant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:03:12 No.28835155 Report

Quoted By: >>28835299

>>28835094
The point went completely over your head, you shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:04:33 No.28835166 Report

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>>28835094
>there are people this dumb on /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:14:57 No.28835299 Report

Quoted By: >>28835562

>>28835155
>b-but you can make the defense go high
So what? A fucking Smeargle with a shitty water move should not be even close enough of a threat to warrant some complicated battle strategy. Use a fighting move, genius.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:17:41 No.28835343 Report

Quoted By: >>28835489

>>28834675
I am hoping that Palossand's sp. defense is retardedly high so that this can be a legit strat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:27:40 No.28835489 Report

Quoted By: >>28835626 >>28835637 >>28835892

>>28835343
Water Shuriken is a physical move

Why is everyone in this thread so retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:33:29 No.28835562 Report

Quoted By: >>28835672

>>28835299
...You do realize that it's the ALLY Smeargle that's hitting it's ALLY with the Water Shuriken, right Anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:33:46 No.28835568 Report

Quoted By: >>28835589

why would anyone use Pallosand when Mudsdale is a thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:35:41 No.28835589 Report

Quoted By: >>28835618 >>28835648 >>28835682

>>28835568
Palossand actually gets +2 boosts, not +1 like OP said, and being Ghost has its perks.

That said as much as I love Palossand I feel like this strategy is very flawed and like some sort of poor man's TerraCott unless Palossand has Recover or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:36:24 No.28835596 Report

Quoted By: >>28835815

>>28834675

Doesn't Water Compaction give +2 Def?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:38:08 No.28835618 Report

Quoted By: >>28835682

>>28835589

>There will never be a move called Aggregate which restores 50% health, or 25% more if there are Sneaky Pebbles for it to remove

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:38:42 No.28835626 Report

Quoted By: >>28835676 >>28839181 >>28839760

>>28835489
>water type move
>physical
no your retarded. gen 7 is compatible with gen 1 through the virtual console which means that it has the exact same mechanics which means that all water moves including water shuriken are special.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:39:47 No.28835637 Report

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>>28835489
You are the retard here. Anon is saying that if Palossand's SpDef is high enough it's going to be impenetrable from both defensive sides without needing all that much investment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:40:14 No.28835643 Report

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>>28834687
>>28834693
not enough power, retard
stop this autistic meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:40:40 No.28835648 Report

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>>28835589
>Smeargle fainted!
>Go, Clawitzer!
>Clawitzer used 75% Heal Pulse!
Alternatively you get to use Dark Void next turn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:41:18 No.28835656 Report

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>Smeargle used Water Shuriken on friendly Palossand!
>friendly

Everyone learn to read pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:42:39 No.28835666 Report

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>>28835098
It is often double target anyway or in this case it'd be easy to remove the shit ghost that is probably worse than golurk unless its ha will be arena trap

plus gen 7 has the automatic electric field ugly totem, so spore and dark void should leave for once

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:42:49 No.28835672 Report

Quoted By: >>28835700 >>28835703 >>28835719 >>28835851 >>28835953 >>28836070

>>28835562
How the fuck was I supposed to know OP was talking about double battles?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:43:07 No.28835676 Report

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>>28835626
You do know that they confirmed that Sp. Atk and Sp. Def haven't gone anywhere, right?

It literally benefits no one if they went back to type specific stat damage, especially with a Sinnoh remake in tow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:43:42 No.28835682 Report

Quoted By: >>28835707 >>28836046

>>28835589
>>28835618
Its pretty much guaranteed to get recover because of its description.
> Unlike Sandygast, if Palossand loses some of the sand from its body, it can restore itself on its own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:44:40 No.28835700 Report

Quoted By: >>28835752

>>28835672
>How the fuck was I supposed to know OP was talking about double battles?
>Smeargle used Water Shuriken on friendly Palossand!
>friendly
Why is /vp/ so fucking stupid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:44:52 No.28835703 Report

Quoted By: >>28835752

>>28835672
>Smeargle used Water Shuriken on friendly Palossand!

I guess its a fuckin mystery for the ages

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:45:17 No.28835707 Report

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>>28835682
Gamefreak is so stupid I could easily see them not giving it Recover. I know the description implies Recover, but Gamefreak might end up glossing over their own lore or just saying "lol Giga Drain"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:46:01 No.28835718 Report

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>>28834675
and opp uses scald or whatever fucking any other move on this slow shitmon and finishes it regardless

this gen is full of watermons and dark mons
like seriously, this ghost is gonna be a slightly better wormadam-sand unless a hidden ability will turn it into a remover or calm mind setter

looks like those regional shitmons a la swalot except with a slightly better type

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:46:03 No.28835719 Report

Quoted By: >>28835752

>>28835672
>Smeargle used Water Shuriken on friendly Palossand!
>friendly
>How the fuck was I supposed to know OP was talking about double battles?

Come on, anon, reading is not that hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:46:06 No.28835721 Report

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>>28834675
Mew used Crabhammer!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:48:25 No.28835752 Report

Quoted By: >>28835793 >>28835840 >>28835851 >>28835953

>>28835703
>>28835719
>>28835700
How was I supposed to get double battle from that? It could have just been a friendly battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:51:08 No.28835793 Report

Quoted By: >>28835814 >>28835851

>>28835752
>proud of its power

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:52:37 No.28835814 Report

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>>28835793
Excuse me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:52:38 No.28835815 Report

Quoted By: >>28835831

>>28835596
this, although water shuriken is only guaranteed to hit twice isn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:53:20 No.28835831 Report

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>>28835815
Yeah, but +4 Def is still good.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:53:53 No.28835840 Report

Quoted By: >>28835937

>>28835752

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:54:28 No.28835851 Report

Quoted By: >>28835937

>>28835672
>>28835752
>>28835793

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:57:10 No.28835892 Report

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>>28835489
Yes, the high sp. def will cover the weakness created by it only boosting the def, that's what he meant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 20:59:45 No.28835937 Report

Quoted By: >>28835953 >>28835990 >>28836017

>>28835840
>>28835851
Maybe you should talk to me with words and not with pictures

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:00:30 No.28835953 Report

Quoted By: >>28836090

>>28835672
>>28835752
>>28835937

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:03:21 No.28835990 Report

Quoted By: >>28836090

>>28835937

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:05:04 No.28836017 Report

Quoted By: >>28836090

>>28835937
You are either an unnecessarily persistent troll, or the most dense assburger I've ever encountered. Either way, thanks for the laughs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:05:26 No.28836020 Report

Quoted By: >>28836133 >>28836266

>>28834675
best case scenario smeargle has 0 attack IV's [or close to it], a minus-attack nature and if you're lucky the enemy leads with an intimidate mon.

Worst case scenario, Klefki with trick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:07:13 No.28836046 Report

Quoted By:

>>28835682
Yeah just like Regirock!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:08:53 No.28836070 Report

Quoted By:

>>28835672
So dumb

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:09:46 No.28836087 Report

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>>28835098
its even worse in 1v1 when they use an imprison+transform set

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:09:52 No.28836090 Report

Quoted By: >>28836113 >>28836121 >>28836127 >>28836137 >>28836142

>>28835953
>>28835990
Hahahaha! You are really fucking funny! NOT

>>28836017
>you disagree with me so your a troll or mentally disabled
You must be a smart guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:11:13 No.28836113 Report

Quoted By: >>28836286

>>28836090
I mean, somehow not realizing that friendly meant double is pretty fucking retarded. How else would he have a friendly Pokemon attack him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:11:39 No.28836121 Report

Quoted By: >>28836286

>>28836090
I get that you're playing along, but you don't have to make it so obvious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:12:03 No.28836127 Report

Quoted By: >>28836286

>>28836090
>Unironically using borat as a meme.
You have Asperger's syndrome friend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:12:25 No.28836133 Report

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>>28836020
>if you're lucky the enemy leads with an intimidate mon.
No luck required!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:12:59 No.28836137 Report

Quoted By: >>28836286

>>28836090
There's nothing to disagree about. You're either fishing for attention or butthurt over your embarrassing blunder.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:13:20 No.28836142 Report

Quoted By: >>28836286

>>28836090

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:14:53 No.28836161 Report

Quoted By:

>SE Special Move
Chessmate, Atheists

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:18:36 No.28836213 Report

Quoted By:

>>28835121

>do more damage

Yeah, like 5 extra damage on the first hit. Then 3 extra damage on the second hit, then 1 extra damage there after. They both have trash attack stats, but accelgors massive speed means that it could use water shuriken before talonflame's brave bird, a prankster trick, or just about any other +1 priority move.

The only practical thing that would stop accelgor there is fake out, or maybe follow me if that diverts friendly fire away

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:21:34 No.28836266 Report

Quoted By: >>28836369

>>28836020
Smeargle won't do shit for damage anyways due to its low attack, water shuri being low BP and Palossand presumably being a defensive pokemon.

Plus it'll boost on every hit so after the first hit he's +2, then +4, then +6, I'd be surprised if Smeargle did more than 5% with it. 2 hits are guaranteed and 3 is average so this strat will take Palossand to +8 boosts in one turn. The correct opening is probably a trick room with Palossand and a dark void with Smeargle though since shuriken has priority anyways.

If he has decent HP/Sdef, trick room (assuming it's slow as balls) and a recovery move I could see this meme being viable.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:22:15 No.28836286 Report

Quoted By: >>28836301 >>28836328 >>28838527

>>28836113
You're right. Obviously that means double battle and could not mean a friend battle between friends. See spoilered pic.

>>28836121
Yeah. I am playing with you. This is all a game. See spoilered pic.

>>28836127
Yeah, that's me and not you. See spoilered pic.

>>28836137
Yeah, I'm the one here who should be embarrassed. See spoilered pic.

>>28836142
You are contributing so much to this thread. See spoilered pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:23:33 No.28836301 Report

Quoted By:

>>28836286
Fuck. I meant to spoiler my pic.

Let's just pretend it's spoilered, alright?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:23:36 No.28836302 Report

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>>28834675
>x used Haze!
>x used Clear Smog!
>any special move ever!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:25:13 No.28836328 Report

Quoted By:

>>28836286
But... If it's friendly, that's still a Double Battle, it'd just be a Multi Battle. You're still a retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:27:44 No.28836369 Report

Quoted By:

>>28836266
>Klefki trick with choice anything or toxic/flame orb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2016 21:37:57 No.28836537 Report

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Guys I can't read please help

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 00:01:24 No.28838368 Report

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http://pastebin.com/8JFzykJm

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 00:11:24 No.28838527 Report

Quoted By:

>>28836286
L O L owned! More like this is NOT[stop spoiler text] bait am i right, guys!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 00:14:15 No.28838568 Report

Quoted By: >>28838610

>>28834951
>LAUGHING MY OFF ASS!
what did he mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 00:16:32 No.28838610 Report

Quoted By: >>28839082

>>28838568
What did he mean by this? Apologize to him /vp/. Who was in the wrong here? Defend this. What's his name again? What the fuck was his problem? Refute this. Would you? Is he "our" guy? Find a flaw. Now that the dust settled, can we all agree that it was shit? Redpill me on this guy. What was his endgame? Was it kino? Name ONE game that does this. What went wrong? Will this save the Pokemon? Really makes you think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 00:50:09 No.28839082 Report

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>>28838610
sup /v/eddit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 00:57:42 No.28839181 Report

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>>28835626
... Can you promise me that you'll not only kill yourself, but it will be slow and painful?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 01:39:57 No.28839760 Report

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>>28835626
what on earth is this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 04:04:51 No.28842187 Report

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>>28834951
Ghost/Ground is pretty great type wise. It's just not proven since Pallo's not out and Golurk sucks.

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