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yo! m/vp/ raps! who else out out here representing the true OGs? can I get a pokerap going?!

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 05:41:22 No.28843542 View View Reply Original Report

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yo I cut like scyther, bite like seviper, chillin with Michelle Pfeiffer, while I battle a hiker. he has a geodude, he's gone lose. hold down b, run ,shoes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 05:43:00 No.28843560 Report

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>>28843542
Go back to whatever shithole you came from. This cringey underage nonsense isn't welcome here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 05:47:29 No.28843602 Report

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>>28843542
GET >>>/out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 05:48:20 No.28843609 Report

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>>28843542
I cringed so hard I passed out, saw my future, past and present. Saw the universe for what it was and will be, saw God. He too cringed, and we both wept at what was. After what seemed an eternity, an instant, I regained consciousness and hastened for a blade, a blade to end OP. It is late at night, and I must scream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 05:49:05 No.28843615 Report

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THE LEGEND OF ZELDA IS PRETTY RAD
THOSE MONSTERS FROM GANON ARE PRETTY BAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 05:50:16 No.28843626 Report

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you I fucked Whitney and then she spit me. I rolled out like Ludacris holdin the crucifix. water bottle is what sudowoodo gets

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 05:53:25 No.28843665 Report

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>>28843542
At this moment, there are children being sold as sex slaves, there are families being hacked apart by the cartel, there are men waging war, spilling blood without a cause. And there are 400lb. manchildren posting pokemon raps on imageboards. Is this reality?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 05:54:09 No.28843676 Report

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Let's get it on!

I want to be the best
there ever was.
To beat all the rest, yeah,
that's my cause.

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 05:55:01 No.28843688 Report

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yo I fucked flannery, she wanted to meet my grandma. please. Insanity. I threw that bitch through the vanity. she had a camel toe like camerupt I couldn't move my camera stuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 05:58:18 No.28843716 Report

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yo I fucked misty because she missed me, pissed all in the bitches teeth. she licked me like locating and then I put duck in lung

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 05:59:32 No.28843732 Report

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>>28843542
Your rap is shit like a garbador, lose a battle now you look poor
I fuck your mom when you leave, now she a pallet town coke whore
Your snorlax got no speed, that nigga slower than Hodor
I make that Pikachu bleed, you should've taught him how to hold more.

op Fri 30 Sep 2016 06:03:56 No.28843778 Report

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>>28843732
yo u wanna talk shit but my raps are toxic. I'm more elite than the four. you sleep with a whore. probably gardevoir. fucking waifu I hate you. probably roar and escape too

op Fri 30 Sep 2016 06:05:56 No.28843797 Report

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yo Claire sucked my dick and then I sucker punched the bitch. sneeze on a ho call me sneazle

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op Fri 30 Sep 2016 06:08:48 No.28843825 Report

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yo yo Lance lost to a venomoth you know that nigga been soft. beat him with a tangela and then his sister asked me to strangle her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 06:09:44 No.28843836 Report

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>>28843676
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all. Pokemon!

I'll search across the land
look far and wide
release from my hand
the power thats inside!

Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck
Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres
Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff
Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff

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op Fri 30 Sep 2016 06:17:57 No.28843920 Report

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I made a bong out of bronzong and nothing yet has gone wrong. I did a dab with diglett and the lil nigga was digging it

op Fri 30 Sep 2016 06:21:10 No.28843953 Report

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I am a huge faggot please rape my face

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 06:22:27 No.28843966 Report

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Coming at you like a mothafuckin beedrill
poison type boss, keepin it nido-real
try to step to my party and get fucking stepped on
get forgotten bitch, from now on call ya dewgong.
Catching 151 one here's theres more that's a fucking bummer
ain't no problem though, forget em' call me genwunner.
But i ain't stressing it because i am gen wunning
This shit ain't game corner, i ain't goin gambling

Motherfuckers looking like meditite
they got baggy ass legs need them running shoes, right?
Rap game strong jaw locked, used bite
if i gotta hit you up, i use fly
Magikarp the boy everyone playin with
looking like the pokemon equivalent to limp bizkit. Raps' done, lookin at you like a drowzee.
I'm out, like the status on (ex) champ Wally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 06:24:03 No.28843975 Report

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>>28843836
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon!

Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix
Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax
Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow
Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 06:25:46 No.28843989 Report

Quoted By: >>28844423 >>28845093

pussy money weed needa honey and sum gs
aint it funny how i be cuz i smoked a pound of weed
now give tha crown to me cuz i got sumthin to prove
i got nuttin to lose when im clutchin the ooze

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 06:29:06 No.28844015 Report

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>>28843778
Your toxic ain't shit, I sip that shit like salandit
Fire moves is what I spit, dropping bars like heatran did
Dropping bars like Mewtwo did
Got the stats of all mew's kids
Left your ass like your dad did
Blasting off on Jesse's tits
Your just mad the battles over, that outrage is hissy fits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 06:32:04 No.28844034 Report

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Why don't you punks use vocaroo?

op Fri 30 Sep 2016 06:32:59 No.28844042 Report

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>>28843953
your whores fat like snorlax, make that bitch do chores fast. I'm the machamp your mom is a dumb scamp. I didn't even cum cus she cramped, so I told her to put your ass in summer camp

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 06:36:11 No.28844062 Report

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>>28843542
This post is so white I mistook it for bleach.

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op Fri 30 Sep 2016 06:44:28 No.28844126 Report

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>>28844015
yo check it, the only fit I throw is rage and il knock you off the page.. your petty, like getsys. lets see, you say the battles over, but your just a rattata so your, obviously not sober. yo it's me! the real OP. the only muh fucking G and you niggas ludicolo not to see

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 06:52:17 No.28844161 Report

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>>28843542
yeah she callin me a boss
when she saw my gyarados
she pullin down my zipper
then she saw my seviper

op Fri 30 Sep 2016 06:53:43 No.28844174 Report

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I love guzzling cum and taking huge, thick cocks in my ass and mouth. Nothing beats the feeling of holding a colossal dick in each hand and getting drenched in cum, except for holding a colossal dick in each hand and getting drenched in cum with my XXL Dragon Dildo shoved firmly up my now cavernous asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 07:01:07 No.28844222 Report

Quoted By: >>28844252 >>28844258 >>28844320 >>28844384

>>28844126
Okay OP....
Oh me oh my, you just went ahead and fucked with the wrong anon guy
I win battles out here, making money like Bandai
Prof. Oak fucks with me, cause I'm the right guy
Tell my boy I got the trees, I call it pidgey high
My squad deeper than combees, I got that Vespi-hive
I got hittas on both teams, one for dig and one for fly
OP you don't know me, I battle till I die
I bust out the fake tears, cause your weak bars make me cry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 07:05:02 No.28844251 Report

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>>28843609
sick rap dude

op Fri 30 Sep 2016 07:05:13 No.28844252 Report

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>>28844222
I'm clearly no match for a rapper of your skill please forgive me for challenging you and let me repay you with a night of pleasure. All of my holes are open to you please be as rough as possible. I want to feel your thick cock deep inside me and I want to feel your hot cum all over my face

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 07:06:18 No.28844258 Report

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>>28844222
Nice trips senpai

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 07:14:53 No.28844320 Report

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>>28844222
>>28844258
Oh shit, I got trips. Well, I'm done for the night
-OG Catchem

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op Fri 30 Sep 2016 07:24:57 No.28844384 Report

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>>28844222
yo yo enough. it s the real op come to show another wannabe. I'm like wynaut. I know I won't get caught. I blast tree like rocket you muh fuckas caint stop it. I got the master balls and I cast it faster than you all. you could stall. but I'm too op. the OP! the only true OG.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 07:30:52 No.28844423 Report

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>>28843989
Not bad, Pooky.

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op Fri 30 Sep 2016 07:36:36 No.28844474 Report

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yo yo, I said this. I said yo, I fucked a jynx on a mink rug. made that jynx stink, cus, I came up in her pink. I'm buzzed like bugs. fuck what you think. you better minimize,shrink.OP, out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 07:42:15 No.28844512 Report

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Phil's from Frisko

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op Fri 30 Sep 2016 07:43:18 No.28844519 Report

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yo phagit MCs! it's your favorite OP here. came to drop diamonds and pearls.. I drop a pearl on yo girl then I give the poliswhirl. I poliwrath in an ass and you can take a fuckin bath. my rhymes are diamond, no my rhymes are platinum. no wonder why they attract to them.OP, out.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 07:48:13 No.28844543 Report

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I am the one, don't weigh a ton
Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street
Under the sun, the bastard son
Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family
By any means, your enemies my enemies
We wet them up like a canteen
The yellow tape surrounds the fate
Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

op Fri 30 Sep 2016 07:49:52 No.28844552 Report

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I've worked several glory holes and it's so thrilling to feel a stranger's cock choking me while shoving a 12-inch dildo into my asshole. If I could survive off of semen alone, I would be overjoyed because I'd never have to take a break from sucking and riding thick dicks. If anyone is looking for a submissive slave boy, please let me know I want nothing more than to serve a master.

Scraff T

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Scraff T Fri 30 Sep 2016 07:59:40 No.28844628 Report

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Ay, you fat weebs
Spread them asscheeks
Cuz here comes the man, the champ, the Scraff T
Ain't wanna switch in on this, that's Chansey
Hi Jump Kickin' niggaz aside, yeah dat's me

(unh)

Burn me? I shed dat
Stone-cold Focus Sashed
So try me, won't die G, you'll wind up in dead last
While I keep that red dash
Come get yo Head Smashed
You'll find me inside the next chick that befriends Ash
Get fucked, low level ass niggas

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op Fri 30 Sep 2016 08:00:42 No.28844637 Report

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yo, I got the heart of gold and a soul of silver. if I ran a racket it would be at Silph, or maybe even celadon. soon I'm flying like a shelgon. suck my son's dick, then go get stunfisk'd.. Yo OP, out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 08:02:40 No.28844653 Report

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Jack's from the P.I..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 08:07:09 No.28844691 Report

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>>28843542
so he's finally here, performing for you!
If you know the words you can join in too.
Put your hands together if you wanna clap,
As we take you through this monkey-rap!

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op Fri 30 Sep 2016 08:17:55 No.28844769 Report

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I cut the cypher like scyther. when u rap I laugh and my sides hurt. I slash like gen1. you know in every gym, I won. don't get comfey, you dumb alolan humpty Dumpty. OP, out.

op Fri 30 Sep 2016 08:25:45 No.28844837 Report

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I drop the mic like it's fight night and then il spin you like a top. stop.your bitch hit on me so I made her take a hitmonknee. she suck my dic on free. butter. couldn't get enough of her. OP, out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 08:34:57 No.28844927 Report

Quoted By: >>28845027

>>28843542

>I cut like scyther
That was banal
You spit bars that are fucking painful, spitting through the bars of your momma's cradle
While oak gets wood doing oral, anal, cums, tells your mom "hey clean it up"
You spit shit; two girls girls one cup,
Poppa op hides behind the settee tells oak "don't wake the baby up, you cuck"

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op Fri 30 Sep 2016 08:38:37 No.28844964 Report

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yo, I own a drill like oni-drill. hone claws to hone my skill. adapt to any attack and my special will undress you. bless you. hypnotize you hypno lies. Pinocchio hopeless ho. OP, out

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 08:38:39 No.28844965 Report

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Okay, first of all, I'm not a rapper.
So stop rappin' at me.
And I'm not a trainer
so stop talking Pokemon at me, son!

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op Fri 30 Sep 2016 08:44:01 No.28845027 Report

Quoted By: >>28845206

>>28844927
yo don't test me. you don't phase me bro , you Patrick swayzie ho. il make you blue in the face until you spit red and green. even your mom was trying to hit the double team OP, out.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 08:44:34 No.28845035 Report

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>mfw THIS THREAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 08:45:33 No.28845050 Report

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Op, I hope you realize how objectively terrible you are at this. The assholes talking about taking dicks look better than you. Only good thing in this thread was Scraff T.
What a bunch of faggots.

op Fri 30 Sep 2016 08:48:14 No.28845074 Report

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I am a hopeless cum addict I just can't get enough dick, I take all cummers my mother is so ashamed of me, someone please put me out of my misery , OP out

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 08:50:40 No.28845093 Report

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>>28843989
Nice bars

op Fri 30 Sep 2016 08:53:06 No.28845116 Report

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you niggas hate, because you could never be, the one, the only, the champion of the league,OP! I spit crazily like cradily. misty wants babies and cradles wit me. Instead I gave that bitch rabies OP, out

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 08:55:51 No.28845146 Report

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>>28845116
I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual

Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and illest to killest the skill to realest I'm the realest of the realest

I'm bringin' real hip hop back don't you ever forget it
Fuck Lil Wayne and the government's corrupt Fuck the government cause I don't give a fuck

I'm the realest in the game cause I'm underground Fuck that mainstream shit cause I don't give a fuck

I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle lyrical spiritual illest of miracle lyricals flippin' and dippin'

Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it It's that underground shit, it's the white boy that said it Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it It's that underground shit, it's the white boy that

op Fri 30 Sep 2016 08:55:56 No.28845147 Report

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>>28845050
You're right, maybe I should just kill myself. Nobody would miss me anyways. Sorry for being such a fag. OP, out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 09:01:41 No.28845206 Report

Quoted By: >>28845399

>>28845027
Half my blood is fucking green?
Am I a human lizard meme?
What did he even mean by "you're moms
Trynna hit the double team"?
Top my drink with pinap
Put me in the screen cap
Fire that I'm spitting just like litten the kitten sipping spritzer with spritzee you better please stop this meme crap.

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op Fri 30 Sep 2016 09:02:06 No.28845210 Report

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yo! it's all good /vp/ when I die, my leech seed will be ill like me! OP, out

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 09:03:04 No.28845223 Report

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>>28843542
I laughed

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op Fri 30 Sep 2016 09:18:32 No.28845399 Report

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>>28845206
yo you had to keep me going like Wilson fucking Owen. got me so mad I'd throw the motor rotom in the ocean. fuckin scrotum. yo you think your so funny but last night I fucked your lopunny and yo that shit was yummy I left that tummy funny I had that fuckin bunny jumping up from me. dont worry, I ace trained that bitch good. I left her on the floor of the petalburg woods. OP,out.

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