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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 12:13:55 No.28846354 View View Reply Original Report

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Why do girls like Aggron so much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 12:14:28 No.28846359 Report

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>>28846354
Aggron is a tremendously badass pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 12:15:38 No.28846366 Report

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For its three huge metal horns

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 12:18:37 No.28846386 Report

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>>28846354
he makes the perfect husbando

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 12:22:53 No.28846415 Report

Quoted By: >>28846433

It's got a big tail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 12:26:36 No.28846433 Report

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>>28846415
For you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 12:27:52 No.28846439 Report

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>>28846354
Maybe because he's edgy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 12:29:18 No.28846456 Report

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>>28846354
Who doesn't like mother fucking Aggron?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 12:30:48 No.28846466 Report

Quoted By: >>28846532

Read the dex. Aggron is a big badass freight train landscaping softie with probably a literal heart of gold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 12:33:19 No.28846484 Report

Quoted By: >>28846753 >>28846818

>>28846354
Because it's not real. Girls tend to have impossible demands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 12:35:18 No.28846502 Report

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>>28846354
It's the color scheme. The blue eyes go great with the dark gray and silver.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 12:38:09 No.28846532 Report

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>>28846466
This. Aggron is best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 12:40:05 No.28846547 Report

Quoted By: >>28847152 >>28847154

>>28846354
BECAUSE HE TOOK A SHIT ON YOUR CAR

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 12:40:21 No.28846551 Report

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>>28846354
MASTER I

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 12:47:45 No.28846606 Report

Quoted By: >>28849145

>>28846551
It's because they can see his irresistible perfumed balls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 12:50:32 No.28846631 Report

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>>28846354
Diamonds are a girl's best friend? FUCK THAT SHIT. Get your bitch an Aggron for her birthday. She'll suck your dick ON THE SPOT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 13:02:48 No.28846714 Report

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>>28846631
She's more likely to suck Aggron's dick on the spot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 13:05:05 No.28846730 Report

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>>28846714
Even better

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 13:06:14 No.28846738 Report

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>>28846714
she'd probably be surprised it's already wet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 13:07:08 No.28846748 Report

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>>28846738
I like your style.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 13:07:48 No.28846753 Report

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>>28846484
>why do girls like EVERY Pokemon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 13:12:55 No.28846797 Report

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>>28846714
>the aggron is female

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 13:15:30 No.28846818 Report

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>>28846484
This must be the reason why women love my huge dick.

a girl

a girl Fri 30 Sep 2016 13:16:50 No.28846823 Report

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i like aggron because hes big and nice to me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 13:18:06 No.28846830 Report

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>>28846823
>a girl
>on my veepee

REEE NO GIRLS ALLOWED

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 13:20:49 No.28846850 Report

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>>28846797
>not popping the hood and giving her a tune-up anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 13:38:04 No.28847018 Report

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>>28846354
I have not seen a single girl who plays Pokemon claim to like aggron in any capacity and this is the only place I have seen with so many people who love aggron for whatever reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 13:40:20 No.28847043 Report

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>>28846830
I prefer girls on my peepee

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 13:41:45 No.28847059 Report

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>>28847043
>28846830

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 13:43:49 No.28847091 Report

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>>28847043

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 13:48:13 No.28847152 Report

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>>28846547
Came here to post this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 13:48:30 No.28847154 Report

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>>28846547

What does he poop? Other cars?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 13:49:45 No.28847164 Report

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>>28846818

How big is it fukboi

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 13:50:42 No.28847168 Report

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>>28847164
I think you missed the joke, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 13:53:14 No.28847195 Report

Quoted By: >>28848543 >>28848712

>>28846354
It's a powerhouse. Girls commonly seek guys who can give them a sensation of safety.
I'm pretty sure Londons here have fantasies of strolling alongside Aggron and feeling safe.

I remember Aggron being declared /vp/'s official husbando a couple of months ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:04:55 No.28848524 Report

Quoted By: >>28849871

>inb4 Gardevoir thread reference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:06:18 No.28848543 Report

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>>28847195
Can confirm I was there although I still don't see how it's husbando status

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:15:24 No.28848668 Report

Quoted By: >>28848871

>>28846354
What about the mega? Do girls want to fuck that too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:18:47 No.28848712 Report

Quoted By: >>28849247

>>28847195
They better leave in regions not affected by earthquakes then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:28:56 No.28848871 Report

Quoted By: >>28848926

>>28848668
Perhaps they didn't even think about being fucked by it while choosing a husbando? It would likely rip any girl in half upon doing so

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:33:03 No.28848926 Report

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>>28848871

I'm pretty sure the mere thought of that is enough to make a lot of girls squirt all over their fingers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:35:07 No.28848949 Report

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>>28848926
I understand girls are into big dicks but do a lot of girls fantasize about literally being ripped in half?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:36:42 No.28848971 Report

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>>28848949
Ye

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:36:56 No.28848976 Report

Quoted By: >>28849099 >>28849127

>>28848949

There are billions and billions of girls on this planet. I'm sure at least a good handful, if not more, have fantasized about being very nearly fucked to death by a giant monster's dick at least once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:38:08 No.28849005 Report

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>>28847018
This.
Actual girls who want to fuck a Pokemon I've seen typically want to fuck an Eeveelution

Or Arcanine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:41:53 No.28849064 Report

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>>28847018
Yeah. The few girls that I know who play all go for cute 'mons.

That said, this is still an okay thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:43:54 No.28849099 Report

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>>28848976
Girl furfags are a thing, master.
They're are not as vocal as male furfags because social suicide affects them more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:44:33 No.28849114 Report

Quoted By: >>28849206

>>28848949
I mean men fantasize about being eaten or having their dicks chopped off and fed to them.

And its a known fact, women get turned on by the idea of violent, even forced, sex. Thats actually more common and desirable than a large cock. Few (though still a good number) of women care about dick size.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:45:04 No.28849123 Report

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>>28846354
aggron is cute and i most definitely would, but i'll take that to my grave

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:45:27 No.28849127 Report

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>>28848971
>>28848976
I demand proof some girl needs to timestamp themselves and say they actually fantasize about being ripped in half by a giant monster's dick. Obviously, no face needed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:46:23 No.28849145 Report

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>>28846606
Balls where? What are you seeing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:50:00 No.28849206 Report

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>>28849114
A-anon vore fags aren't real they're a literal meme. On the other hand some men do fantasize about femdom hell even ball-busting or worse

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:52:21 No.28849247 Report

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>>28848712
And be careful about hitting them too hard, I gave one a playful punch in the arm and his whole shoulder imploded
Also be careful of any non-paved ground flooring. One time my agron tripped and fell on the beach, he practically eroded away right then and there

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:53:04 No.28849259 Report

Quoted By: >>28849315

I don't know, maybe because everyone likes Aggron and girls are no exception.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:54:14 No.28849274 Report

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I love Aggron and always have since gen 3. I have a preference for big kaiju like Pokemon and I just like the steel type in general.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:54:45 No.28849281 Report

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>>28849206
>vorefags aren't real
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 16:56:51 No.28849315 Report

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>>28849259
Not gonna lie Aggron is a tremendously likable pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 17:30:00 No.28849871 Report

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We need to build THE WALL

>>28848524
The fuck does gardevoir have to do with an of this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Sep 2016 17:51:26 No.28850183 Report

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>>28847043

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