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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 11:47:08 No.28878574 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>28878901 >>28878979 >>28879895 >>28880186 >>28880199 >>28880306 >>28880307 >>28880345 >>28882745 >>28883515 >>28884218

You are now married to the last pokemon you used in battle. How fucked are you?
>I'm married to a steel golem

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 11:48:17 No.28878579 Report

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>Tropius
Free fruit, shade and air support

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 12:23:53 No.28878809 Report

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yes
YES

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 12:25:35 No.28878819 Report

Quoted By: >>28879776

pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 12:28:32 No.28878838 Report

Quoted By: >>28878883 >>28883480

So I'm married to jirachi huh? well I get free wishes and whatnot, could be worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 12:32:48 No.28878863 Report

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Vespiqueen. good good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 12:36:16 No.28878883 Report

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>>28878838
>Wishes
>Theft

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 12:39:51 No.28878901 Report

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>>28878574
>Has played Yellow before making breakfast and was grinding...

... Well... ok...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 12:43:12 No.28878919 Report

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>Lilligant

Hell yeah

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 12:48:04 No.28878950 Report

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Well
A cat is fine too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 12:49:11 No.28878959 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 12:52:09 No.28878979 Report

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>>28878574

You mean a Giant Nazi Steel Golem

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 12:54:02 No.28878991 Report

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>>28878959
can I pet its belly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 13:17:20 No.28879159 Report

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>>28878959
I want to pet too!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 14:20:21 No.28879776 Report

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>>28878819
Well i guess you're fug'd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 14:28:07 No.28879872 Report

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I'm okay with that, my new wife is a qt!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 14:30:00 No.28879895 Report

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>>28878574
>Kingdra

blowjobs would be great but I don't imagine she'll be cooking me anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 14:30:43 No.28879905 Report

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>Excadrill

Well I guess I'm undeniably a barafag now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 14:36:14 No.28879954 Report

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>Manaphy
Beach honeymoon vacation funtime

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 14:36:23 No.28879957 Report

Quoted By: >>28883323

let me think.

fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 14:37:13 No.28879964 Report

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>Finneon

...

I got nothing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 14:58:38 No.28880186 Report

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>>28878574
Whoop! Fucking perfection. Best Husband.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 14:59:48 No.28880199 Report

Quoted By: >>28880242

>>28878574
But Anon, I don't have any Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 15:00:43 No.28880208 Report

Quoted By: >>28884253

Beedrill

Fuck bees

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 15:03:35 No.28880242 Report

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>>28880199
fucking N and his dubs I swear

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 15:07:54 No.28880292 Report

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Is Esterk a Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 15:09:07 No.28880306 Report

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>>28878574

Garchomp.

I'm also using Dawn in this playthrough.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 15:09:15 No.28880307 Report

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>>28878574
?????

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 15:10:18 No.28880322 Report

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Togekiss and Lapras.

Well double marriage isnt that bad!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 15:12:17 No.28880345 Report

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>>28878574
>female zangoose

would probably be fucked. but she has 5 hearts affection from amie so I'll probably be spared the claws.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 15:22:56 No.28880502 Report

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I...guess I can make this work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 15:23:48 No.28880510 Report

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>Lucario

JACKPOT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 15:33:05 No.28880640 Report

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Arbok

where do I put my dick?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 18:32:08 No.28882745 Report

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>>28878574
My montype grass Black run has not let me down

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 18:37:44 No.28882808 Report

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I don't feel entirely comfortable with this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 19:08:34 No.28883198 Report

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I'm fine with this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 19:11:44 No.28883248 Report

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Machoke.

I suppose it could technically be worse... my gf will have a few questions, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 19:13:09 No.28883271 Report

Quoted By: >>28883302

Illumise.
Not sure I want this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 19:14:43 No.28883302 Report

Quoted By: >>28883500

>>28883271
Imagine those pedipalps working away at your schlong

Hnnnnngggg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 19:16:20 No.28883323 Report

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>>28879957
Fug*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 19:18:09 No.28883357 Report

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oh boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 19:18:53 No.28883373 Report

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>Zoroark - male
Yay?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 19:22:38 No.28883435 Report

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>Female Hydreigon

Well... uh.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 19:25:03 No.28883474 Report

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>male lopunny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 19:25:22 No.28883480 Report

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>>28878838
>Asleep for 1000 years
Hope you somniphilia, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 19:26:24 No.28883500 Report

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>>28883302
It doesn't have those. You're thinking of like, galvantula.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 19:26:58 No.28883515 Report

Quoted By: >>28883697

>>28878574
>female skarmory
What does steel cloaca taste like?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 19:37:46 No.28883672 Report

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Does the TCG GBC videogame count? If so, this wartortle in particular.

My roommate will be ecstatic, but I might have some reservations. Not the worst result by any means though. It would take some getting used to but I could live with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 19:39:28 No.28883697 Report

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>>28883515
That's a very good question. Other than "metallic" i'm not sure I know enough to answer.

Roo

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Roo Sun 02 Oct 2016 19:42:55 No.28883754 Report

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>jynx

We can make it work

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 19:43:51 No.28883770 Report

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>Mega Gardevoir

Could be worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 19:48:42 No.28883842 Report

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Shaymin. :T

Unown

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Unown Sun 02 Oct 2016 20:12:19 No.28884218 Report

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>>28878574
Lucky ass. That's not that bad.

I get to marry a Samurott

Wanna trade?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 20:14:02 No.28884253 Report

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>>28880208
It's hip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 20:23:34 No.28884410 Report

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>>28883754
>full body paralysis every time she kisses you.
>oral completely out of the question

>no body below the waist according to newer pokedex models and lack of footprint

>the metal cups on her chest don't actually contain anything they just float 3 or so inches away, covering where breasts would be if she had any.

>if fainting in Stadium is be believed, everything but the hair is a psychic projection that disappears when she faints

Gonna be an odd bedroom situation to be sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 20:37:51 No.28884682 Report

Quoted By: >>28884770

Let me think... well, Kangaskhan is fine too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 20:42:26 No.28884770 Report

Quoted By: >>28884829

>>28884682
>used goods
>raising your wife's son

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2016 20:45:29 No.28884829 Report

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>>28884770
>son
All kangaskhan are female anon.

And who says I wouldn't start with a young one, pre-baby?

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