I just got the stupidest fucking idea. I found my long lost Ruby cart with my pokemon from Colosseum, including my beloved Shadow Hitmontop. I noticed that he had some ribbons that I've never seen before and then looked it up and found that they're Colosseum/XD exclusive.

This got me thinking, just how many fucking ribbons can I stick on this fabulous motherfucker?

Gift Ribbons (that you can actually get)

National Ribbon (given to purified shadow pokemon after beating the game)
Earth Ribbon (given for 100 wins in Colosseum/XD

League Ribbons

Champion Ribbon (awarded for beating the league in all Gen 3 games)
Sinnoh Champ Ribbon
Legend Ribbon (given for beating Red in HGSS)
Kalos Champion Ribbon
Hoenn Champion Ribbon

Contest Ribbons

Contest Memory Ribbon (20 ranks, you get a special gold medal if you have ALL Hoenn AND Sinnoh contest ribbons)
Coolness Master Ribbon
Beauty Master Ribbon
Cuteness Master Ribbon
Cleverness Master Ribbon
Toughness Master Ribbon
Contest Master Ribbon

Battle Tower Ribbons

Battle Memory Ribbon (8 ranks, you get a special gold medal if you have ALL tower ribbons from Emerald and gen 4)
Skillful Battler Ribbon
Expert Battle Ribbon

Memorial Ribbons

Artist Ribbon
Effort Ribbon
Footprint Ribbon
Alert Ribbon
Shock Ribbon
Downcast Ribbon
Careless Ribbon
Relax Ribbon
Snooze Ribbon
Smile Ribbon
Gorgeous Ribbon
Royal Ribbon
Gorgeous Royal Ribbon
Best Friends Ribbon
Training Ribbon

So you can have 32 ribbons maximum on one pokemon, and two of these ribbons have 8 and 20 ranks for an effective 60 total ribbons. I'm considering buying an Emerald version for the sole purpose of creating the world's only legit 60 ribbon Hitmontop.