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Quoted By: >>28892461 >>28892466 >>28892583
Greentext thread? Greentext thread.
>2014
>Last year of highschool
>Bomb ass vgc player, made it to nationals then punked out on the roadtrip because sick as a dog
>girl I dated in middle school messages me
>7/10 now, massive fucking tits
>she's bragging about how good she is at Pokemon
>ends up asking me stupid shit like where you can catch Absol in XY
>thinks I'm some goddamn genius because I can use google (she didn't know I was using google, mind you)
>she starts talking shit about battling
>make her a bet
>strip battle. 3 on 3.
>1 KO shirt off
>2 KO pants off
>3 KO underwear off and sexual favor of choice
>bitch had NFEs without eviolite (roselia)
>completely BTFO'd and she couldn't believe it
>tfw got to play with giant tits and got sucked off because I can into meta
Anyone else?
>2014
>Last year of highschool
>Bomb ass vgc player, made it to nationals then punked out on the roadtrip because sick as a dog
>girl I dated in middle school messages me
>7/10 now, massive fucking tits
>she's bragging about how good she is at Pokemon
>ends up asking me stupid shit like where you can catch Absol in XY
>thinks I'm some goddamn genius because I can use google (she didn't know I was using google, mind you)
>she starts talking shit about battling
>make her a bet
>strip battle. 3 on 3.
>1 KO shirt off
>2 KO pants off
>3 KO underwear off and sexual favor of choice
>bitch had NFEs without eviolite (roselia)
>completely BTFO'd and she couldn't believe it
>tfw got to play with giant tits and got sucked off because I can into meta
Anyone else?
