Ultra Beasts ruined it for me. Is this fucking Yu-Gi-Oh now??? Like, this is such an injustice to the Pokemon franchise, and more importantly, an injustice to the fans. This is /bullshit/, and totally outrageous. I'm fucking sick to my stomach, knowing that one of my most precious markers of my childhood is gone forever; there's no afterlife when we die so I can't even have the luxury of reliving the experience of playing Pokemon for the first time as a child on Christmas Day; when we die, we go into a void for eternity

FUCK YOU GAME FREAK, Ultra Beasts are proof that POKEMON IS DEAD. DEAD. All these last generations were for nothing. At the very least, they could have taken a bow down of honor and announce that this was it, this was indeed their final generation. Pokemon would one day come to an end, and in our lifetimes too, but not like this. Not like this shitshow. This is the raping and killing of the Pokemon franchise, and they took a big, long, steamy dump on its' grave and told its loyal fans to eat it off the floor like animals.

I'm still trying to process what the fuck just happened to my childhood gem. Utterly disgusting and shameful, and you should feel the exact same way if you are a true Pokemon fan. They had to make a Pokemon over a fucking battery too. Also, what the fuck kind of Pokemon has TWO WORDS in its' name (the Hawaiian God one)????? TWO FUCKING WORDS

Rest in peace, all my teams in all my games. Sleep gently now.