My brother died in the line of duty along with his son, a true tragedy. But I won't be taken down so easily.
Previous thread:
>>28973897 Current killer: Slowbro
Dubs= the killer kills you
Trips= become suspect of being an accomplice to the killer
Quads=kill someone itt (become the new killer) or capture the killer or accuse someone of being the killer and they become the killer
Constable Grubbin
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>>28974827 Oi whats all this then
Just a Cute Fluffy Audino
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>>28974735 Um, I see what you mean but...what else is there that we should do? I don't really want to hurt anyone, even if they were doing bad things themselves...
>>28974792 Detective...that's not funny, you know?! Noctowl's...he's...
[Audino bursts into tears]
Anonymous
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Me and my boys are ready. My condolences chief.
(Chief of police ShinyAzu) !Aay2cLZvE.
>>28974827 Previous thread deleted. Is this against the rules or something?
Anonymous
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>>28974854 No, mods just hate fun.
Sen
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My condolences
Constable Grubbin
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>>28974854 Discrimination is what it is
Police Rookie Spheal
>>28974827 I'll help in any way I can new chief!
Grandfather Woop
>>28974822 *Wooper used Protect!*
Regigiganon
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>>28974854 Eh, alot of people consider it roleplaying, more then us goofing around with the GETS, but hell most other get games on this board are untouched till archived.
Shadowy Haunter
Why are there so many dead detectives?
Anonymous
>>28974854 Fun? Yeah of course, it's /vp/
I want to skin you btw for a gold coat of paint
Anonymous
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>>28974854 Forum games and roleplaying threads are both prone to deletion.
Definitely a real police officer Dragalge
Definitely a real police officer Dragalge Fri 07 Oct 2016 02:48:00 No. 28974901 Report >>28974876 Hey Rookie, I think I saw someone shady go down that alley. . .
Shady Serperior
Just a Cute Fluffy Audino
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>>28974886 Maybe someone wants to avoid being found out?
But, what do I know, I'm just an innocent bystander!
Constable Grubbin
>>28974886 I figure a shawdowy figure like yourself might be able to tell us
Regigiganon
>>28974889 >Battle network I fucking wish I had all of the games, or if there was a collection for all of them man. I loved them.
Anonymous
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>>28974854 this is pretty much roleplaying, and mods don't like that shit
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk
Just a regular Ditto
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Nothing to see here nope
Police Rookie Spheal
>>28974901 Over there?
thanks for the tip, stranger!
Anonymous
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>>28974827 I wanna crack you like an egg sonny
a golden egg
Shadowy Haunter
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>>28974914 I wouldn't know, I just see a bunch of ghosts. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The obviously not-suspecious Jolteon
I just wanted to say I didn't do it and that you guys are doing a swell job with the case risking your lives and everything. Good luck!
Constable Grubbin
>>28974930 Not a big fan, no.
Rowlet
No one would kill such a cute thing.. right ?
Detective Shedinja
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>>28974827 Reporting in for Duty Chief
Definitely a real police officer Dragalge
Definitely a real police officer Dragalge Fri 07 Oct 2016 02:50:57 No. 28974966 Report >>28974938 Anytime, Little Buddy.
(Chief of police ShinyAzu) !Aay2cLZvE.
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>>28974886 Because most of these dectives were careless, my brother included. But don't worry, I really know how to catch a killer. Growing up in the city, I know how these dirtbags think
Anonymous
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>>28974918 They're on Wii-U VC last I heard.
I've only played 3 and I treasure the cart
Detective Slowbro
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Oh well, it looks like I've been caught. Stay on your toes!
Grandfather Woop
>>28974907 I'm not related to you, and I won't take your money.
Marcactus wasn't the only one that could fake his death.
Shadowy Haunter
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>>28974959 You'd be surprised
Police Rookie Spheal
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>>28974966 Dragalge?
What happened? Why aren't you moving?
CHIEF! CHIEF!
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk
>>28974955 Well, that's sad
>>28974954 Mmmmm....
MOTHERFUCKIN' SEAKING
Regigiganon
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>>28974966 Great, fuck you guys, now im giggling at the image of a dragalge pointing a way for a spheal, and just dying of a heroine overdose on the street like the Monty Python heart attack.
SableYEW
>>28974854 I really have nothing against the mods, but shit, at least delete those other shitposting threads if they're going to delete this one.
>>28974918 You can get it illegally you know?
Not BattleNetwork / StarForce crossover though, that one's... an acquired taste.
Shadowy Haunter
>>28974995 Beat it pops, you're dead.
Phantump
Grandfather Woop
>>28975022 You're certainly one to talk, how did you manage it TWICE?
Lord Yveltal
SLOWBRO.
Anonymous
>>28975012 seaking you just killed 48 people while you smashed through the city rushing to arrest slowking
pls
Anonymous
Anonymous
Regigiganon
>>28975020 Eh, I aint the pirate guy when it comes to games. and you are right about the star force one. I just love all the stuff you could do, hell I'd like to see a Pokemon game in that battle system.
Anonymous
>>28974877 >But it failed... Shadowy Haunter
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>>28975036 I dunno, I know how I managed it the first time.
Anonymous
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>>28975044 >slowking >>28975037 Dude your aura just suffocated those children
Grandfather Woop
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>>28975058 Hey, I got lucky.
(Chief of police ShinyAzu) !Aay2cLZvE.
>>28975037 I don't need any help, I could catch that killer all by myself
Regigiganon
>>28975037 Ok, Zygarde council reporting, along with the Golem task force and death itself. How the fuck is Slowbro gonna get pass all this?
The obviously not-suspecious Jolteon
>>28975009 I swear I'm innocent. I have all-lee-uhhh...bisexuals. No wait, alibis. They're my cousins. Friends! We were out partying and just found a dead body. That's all.
Anonymous
>>28975046 >>28975052 >>28975046 I couldn't prevent this shit. Arceus have mercy on this town!
Police Rookie Spheal
>>28975075 But I can still be useful, Chief! I promise!
Just a Cute Fluffy Audino
>>28975087 Awww, they're all adorable!
Can I keep one? Detective Electrode
Alright I'm here to help, someone bring me up to speed here
MOTHERFUCKIN' SEAKING
Grandfather Woop
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk
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>>28975093 Calling it now. Ho-Oh will revive everyone. Sadly, We will be unable to breed
>>28975087 Of Course, Of Course
Lord Yveltal
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>>28975075 THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU?
>>28975079 DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE SLOWBRO.
I FEEL THERE IS MORE TO HIM THAN MEETS THE EYE.
Anonymous
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>>28975093 just tell seaking to stop pls!
he's going to go nuclear if we don't say slowbro is arrested
Police Rookie Spheal
>>28975118 Well, sir. We're looking for a killer Slowbro. Don't be fooled by his dimwittedness, he's killed many and will kill again, but I'll be ready to catch him!
Grandfather Woop
>>28975133 I guess *cough* I'm all out of lives, too
Be careful out there...
Shadowy Haunter
>>28975114 Ayy Audino, everyone you know is dead and many more will die.
Anonymous
Chelseachu is on the case!
SableYEW
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>>28975046 Is that really the number of death up to now?
>>28975056 Ah well, fair enough.
If a Pokemon game is created with that battle system, I'd imagine it'll be similar to Virus Breeding from 3. Get viruses 'mon, feed them, get their chips, proceed to kick ass.
... Okay, now I really do want to see someone attempt that.
>>28975133 50. Nice and even
Hitman Lee
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>>28975133 WHO TOUCHED WOOP
MOTHERFUCKIN SEAKING
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NO WORLD IS SAFE FOR YOU SLOWBRO!
(Chief of police ShinyAzu) !Aay2cLZvE.
>>28975095 You're just a rookie. I've been doin this for 30 years
Just a Cute Fluffy Audino
>>28975158 Th-That may be true, but I have faith that the killer will be caught and put to justice...eventually?
Anonymous
>>28975148 this is all the police department's fault if they arrested him instead of watching him amble over and stab the chief then so many deaths could have been prevented
>>28975166 and off the case
Joltiking, Bringer of Hordes
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>>28975155 That's the second one...
They chill them and they chill them again in their dying breath...
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk
(Chief of police ShinyAzu) !Aay2cLZvE.
>>28975186 Don't worry cute and pink citizen, I will avenge my brother
Hitman Lee
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>>28975155 double dead wowie
Regigiganon
ZYGARDE COUNCIL REPORTING, TO COMMENCE OPERATION: AZOTH.
Anonymous
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>>28975166 >Posts OC >Gets Killed immediately >Mfw Joltiking, Bringer of Hordes
>>28975198 Shut up, he was a close friend. And I remember you dying...
Don't make me give myself another case of déjà vu over your big mouth.
Anonymous
Shadowy Haunter
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>>28975186 Ya know, I used to be like you. Young, dumb.... alive. But then I was killed. Ya think they ever found my killer? Of course not.
Anonymous
Police Rookie Spheal
>>28975182 >>28975194 Don't worry! I'll prove myself and be the best police officer by catching this Slowbro!
Anonymous
>>28975215 What use is the Zygarde council if they aren't able to perform their duties?
SableYEW
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>>28975215 Don't mind me, Judgey. I have ah... a wolf that needs tending to.
Defense Attorney SableYEW, out.
Lord Yveltal
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>>28975215 I WILL ASSIST IN WHATEVER WAY I CAN ZYGARDE.
Regigiganon
>>28975235 Simple, we need a quad trap for the slowbro, the Core Enforce em
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk
>>28975224 >And I remember you dying Well, yes. I'm dead and a Ghost.
A Salty Ghost.
I'm just taunting
(Chief of police ShinyAzu) !Aay2cLZvE.
>>28975231 I like your enthusiasm, I''m promoting you to sexond in command
Anonymous
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>>28975166 >OC gets killed right off the bat I think there was a reason for this
Hitman Lee
>>28975198 Are you the one that offed Woop.
(Chief of police ShinyAzu) !Aay2cLZvE.
>>28975263 SECOND in command, sorry bout that
Anonymous
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>>28975263 DIE
I AM A CRAB
WE BATTLE TO THE DEATH
Joltiking, Bringer of Hordes
>>28975258 I'll kill you.
Don't think it can only happen once.
MOTHERFUCKIN' SEAKING
TOO MANY HAVE DIED! WE MUST TRAVEL BACK IN TIME!
Shadowy Haunter
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>>28975300 Welcome to the ghost world friend
Anonymous
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>>28974827 Can Fakemon kill?
Lord Yveltal
>>28975255 REGIGIGAS, NO!
SHOW YOURSELF SLOWBRO!
LET'S SEE IF YOU ARE STILL LAUGHING ONCE YOU COME FACE TO FACE WITH ME.
Edge Mc Edgehedge
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*teleports behind you*
Anonymous
>>28975306 y'know most of the deaths were your fault right? You destroyed 2 planets and smashed through 5 cities
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk
Remember to hold Goats
>>28975276 Chill~
>>28975300 Nice
Anonymous
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What is this thread? Just curious.
MOTHERFUCKIN' SEAKING
Anonymous
(Chief of police ShinyAzu) !Aay2cLZvE.
>>28975332 Collateral damage
Uhhh, the state will pay for it
Joltik No. 1217
>>28975335 As heir to the throne, I order you be killed.
Deputy of Police Spheal
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>>28975295 Oh My God! I'm so happy! I promise i won't let you down, Chief!
Anonymous
>>28975348 seaking stop you've massacred billions
>>28975351 but he's crazy
you're the chief, stop him
Detective Electrode
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>>28975300 >>28975255 Jesus he's a madman. For a Slowbro he moves pretty quickly
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk
>>28975357 >Throne There was a Throne????
?????
Anonymous
>>28974854 >You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: [...] post number GETs ("dubs") [...]. You tell me.
MOTHERFUCKIN' SEAKING
I WILL FIND YOU EVEN IF I HAVE TO DESTROY TIME AND SPACE!
Anonymous
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>>28975357 You are no heir of mine. Now leave this realm
Hitman Lee
Joltik No. 1217
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>>28975384 You'll understand when you're successful enough to lead thousands, even millions into battle.
(Chief of police ShinyAzu) !Aay2cLZvE.
>>28975381 You honestly think I can stop him? He blew up two planets. I'm just praying he doesn't come after me
Anonymous
>>28975399 Doesn't matter to you now, doesn't it?
Just a Cute Fluffy Audino
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>>28975351 It's always reassuring to know that we have the hardworking people in the public services to look out for us like that! I'm going to go out and buy some bonds!
Anonymous
Regigiganon
We've went from a Murder mystery Get game, to a drama about a possible apocalypse scenario involving a dumbfuck with a clam on its back, a gold fish destroying planets, the death of a concept, ironically the concept of death, and the death of ORDER ITSELF.
(Chief of police ShinyAzu) !Aay2cLZvE.
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>>28975399 But it's not a get thread or a roleplay thread, its a hybrid of both and thus neither at the same time. Checkmate mods
Anonymous
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>>28975442 >getting this defensive over me answering a simple question Sketchy
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dont bored fight 507. the killer has... explosive tasts.
Edge Mc Edgehedge
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>>28975400 Notte yet, kide
*unzips katana*
heh,,,,,,,,,,fight me,,,,,,,,,,,,,unless youer two scared,,,,,,,,
Anonymous
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>>28975421 Well then it's settled.
We have to catch Slowbro.
Not just for the justice of our friends
But to save the world from the unstoppable force of the ones trying to destroy him
MOTHERFUCKIN' SEAKING
I HAVE FAILED US ALL! DITTO AVENGE TENTACOOL AVENGE MEEEEEEE!
Deputy of Police Spheal
Alright guys, let's spread out and search for clues, the Slowbro has to be hiding somewhere around here!
(Chief of police ShinyAzu) !Aay2cLZvE.
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>>28975497 Thank goodness thats over
DoctorBlue !DRgReeNusk
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>>28975464 Blame Obamacare
(Chief of police ShinyAzu) !Aay2cLZvE.
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Like I said from the very begining I WILL catch the killer
Lord Yveltal
>>28975322 H-HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED TO ME?
THIS SLOWBRO IS NOT WHAT HE SEEMS.
NORMALLY I WOULD TURN INTO A COCOON AND BE REBORN, BUT I FEEL THAT THIS TIME IT MAY BE PERMANENT...
MY DUTY MUST LIVE ON.
THE FIRST FARFETCH'D THAT UTTERS MY NAME WILL BE GRANTED MY POWERS.
Anonymous
>>28975497 I will carry on your legacy my brother.
I awaken.
Anonymous
>>28975400 >>28975399 This is impossible, he's moving too quickly! He killed someone who broke planets and someone who doesn't even exist! How is he doing it!?
Anonymous
Young man Wooper
Hopefully we are able to catch slowbro
Sketchy
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>>28975507 you boreded flight 507. why. you saw killer then.
goodbye spheal
MOTHERFUCKIN' SEAKING
DoctorBlue !DRgReeNusk
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>>28975553 Magic, anon. Pokémon Magic
Just a Cute Fluffy Audino
Anonymous
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>>28975583 NO SEAKING NO
WHY MUST YOU CAUSE SUCH CARNAGE
(Chief of police ShinyAzu) !Aay2cLZvE.
>>28975593 Audino I think you better get outta here. I couldn't stand to see someone liek you get hurt
Deputy of Police Spheal
>>28975624 It's ok, sir! Audino is under my protection!
Anonymous
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>>28975593 AUDINO GET DOWN
A HEAT-SEAKING MISSILE IS HEADED RIGHT FOR YOU
>pushes out of path Anonymous
>>28975549 Umm, guys...
Doesn't this worry you a little?
How the fuck did Slowbro do this?
Just a Cute Fluffy Audino
>>28975624 B-But I've lived here all my life! I don't know where else I would go...
>>28975648 Heehee, thank you Jr. Officer Spheal! Oh, sorry, 'Deputy'. I feel much safer with you on the case!
Anonymous
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>>28975593 I'll kill ya for the laughs
Anonymous
NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKER MOVE OR I'LL SHOOT. I FUCKING SWEAR TO ARCEUS THAT I'LL DO IT.
(Chief of police ShinyAzu) !Aay2cLZvE.
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>>28975677 AUDNIO NOOOOOOO
>>28975648 I thought you were supposed to protect her!
Cutifly
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>>28975677 ;_;
Slowbro will pay for this...
DoctorBlue !DRgReeNusk
Anonymous
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>>28975700 so you shoot yourself?
Anonymous
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>>28975700 Well I guess my hand was faster than your gun faggot
how's being squished feel
Deputy of Police Spheal
>>28975677 How could it have happened! I was protecting Audino! This isn't right! NO NO NO NO NO
THAT SON OF A BITCH SLOWBRO WILL PAY
MOTHERFUCKIN' SEAKING
>>28975671 NOPE! IT WAS TOTALLY ALL SLOWBRO!
DoctorBlue !DRgReeNusk
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Slowbro, Where are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYzRxx14vYY Slowbro, where are you?
Just a Cute Fluffy Audino
>>28975677 [Audino coughs a few times as she lies on the floor]
S-Sorry, everyone, looks like they g-got me...
>>28975735 Don't feel bad, Spheal, it's not...your...not your...
Anonymous
>>28975747 Seaking. Let me have a chat with ya.
Have you considered what killing FUCKING EVERYTHING is doing
Awakened Farfetch'd
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>>28975549 Yveltal.
I'm the now god of death now, cool.
Everyone bow down to me.
Mom's gonna freak.
Deputy of Police Spheal
>>28975770 Don't leave me, Audino!
Anonymous
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My reign of terror continues unsuspecting
Detective Electrode !iJzPbac5.w
>>28975677 >>28975700 Hey, I think I have a lead: the only way he could move so quickly is if he was undercover
MOTHERFUCKIN' SEAKING
>>28975777 MAKES LESS PLACES TO LOOK CAPTAIN SUSPICIOUS!
Anonymous
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Huh? A killer? Nope, haven't seen anything like that.
(Chief of police ShinyAzu) !Aay2cLZvE.
>>28975805 How could you let this happen? I knew I shouldn't have given you that promotion!
You're being demoted, your only saving grace would be to catch the killer
Emboar-Chan
Deputy of Police Spheal
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>>28975833 Oh no! Slowbro knew electrode was on to something so he had him killed! So he must be on to something!
Anonymous
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>>28975833 >>28975844 Oh. Dead people.
Fun.
Anonymous
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>>28975844 Looks like you killed the wrong man Seaking. Guess one of your Heat-Seaking Missiles will have to take your mantle.
Not a killer Pikachu
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>>28975833 >>28975844 Rest in Peace. This thing looks dangerous.
Cutiefly
Anonymous
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Well I guess I should stop clawing random shit
(Ex)Deputy of Police Spheal
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>>28975850 I'm sorry, sir... He snuck up on me... He won't escape me next time
Anonymous
I aint no killer. Search me.
Just a regular Ditto
Detective Slowbro !iJzPbac5.w
>>28975833 Electrode died as he lived: by my hand! How else do you think I was able to move so quickly? He was merely my puppet!
Cutiefly
>>28975971 So? Nobody suspected you. Stop taking attention away from the real case asshole.
MOTHERFUCKIN' SEAKING
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YOU CAN'T KILL MY RAGE!
Cutiefly
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>>28975999 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Volcarona
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>>28975999 I should've gotten on the case sooner!
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk
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>>28975999 >999 >666 Die Satan
Anonymous
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>>28976014 Eh, search me, I'm so suspicious. A full inspection will take a good while, long enough for him to get away.
Anonymous
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>>28975999 He's unstoppable
SEAKING HELP
Shrekli
Hello everyone, I am a new Pokemon. I will give you hints on Slowbro's whereabouts, but it will cost 9,999,999 pokedollars per hint.
MOTHERFUCKIN' SEAKING
Quoted By:
I GOT THIS SHIT!
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk
(Chief of police ShinyAzu) !Aay2cLZvE.
>>28976111 I don't trust you at all
Anonymous
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>>28976144 NOOOOO
He was right not to trust him
F
MOTHERFUCKIN' SEAKING
Quoted By:
>>28976144 I'LL AVENGE YOU CHEIF!
(Chief of police ShinyAzu) !Aay2cLZvE.
>>28976144 Looks like someone else will have to take the case. Spheal I know we've had our differences before but I am elecring you as new cheif of police
Farewell everyone
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk
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>>28976144 Mmmmm....
I think We're into something
Anonymous
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>>28976144 >the new chief has been killed too now Call me Volcarona !8Niizbo1Kc
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>>28976111 LIKE WE'D TRUST YOU! YOU ALREADY KILLED OUR CHIEF!
Shrekli
>>28976144 I do not appreciate those types of insults. You did not trust me, and now you paid the price.
Pay me, and Slowbro will fall into your hands with none of you getting hurt.
Anonymous
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should someone make a screencap?
Anonymous
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>>28976226 NO FUCK YOU SHREKLI
GO DROWN IN YOUR SWAMP OF MONEY
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk
>>28976226 >Pay Me Nigga, He's dead
Chief of Police Spheal
>>28976178 I won't let your legacy die, sir!
Farewell!
Shrekli
>>28976257 I was speaking to all of you, you simpleton. Azumarill paid the price for his insolence. Pray that you don't have to.
Anonymous
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>>28976288 Looks like its all ogre for you, buddy
Dr.Lickingstein
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What's going on here?
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk
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>>28976288 Hum, You were actually a retard
Call me Volcarona !8Niizbo1Kc
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>>28976226 I guess I could get some funds with Vespiquen, she is pretty rich. But, you need to give me proof before we do this. If you kill one more of our team, we WILL send in our Beedrill forces.
Anonymous
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>>28976288 this is my swamp
Emboar-Chan
Policeman Lilfella
Quoted By:
Police Officer Lilfella reporting for duty!
Shrekli
Quoted By:
>>28976288 How?
How did he get into my swamp?
MOTHERFUCKIN' SEAKING
FUG
Quoted By:
I'm totally looking for the killer from outer space. No clues yet.
Call me Volcarona !8Niizbo1Kc
>>28976271 Chief, I think I could send in the local bug forces. They might not be the most organized group, but they are damn loyal.
Chief of Police Spheal
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>>28976394 Seaking! It's time to stop! You're hurting innocent lives!
Anonymous
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>>28976394 seaking that was a boat transporting thousands of baby goldeen and their trainers
what have you done
Chief of Police Spheal
Queen of the Combee !jCjLePIknw
>>28976446 I got a call from that Volcarona. I'd be willing to help, but only if you paid me a sum of 100 honey drops. That's only around one jar of honey for thousands of Combee warriors! How about it, is it a deal?
MOTHERFUCKIN' SEAKING
WE HAVE TO STOP SLOWBRO AND AVENGE THE CHEIF!!!!!
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk
We need to have to need to proceed to bait Slowbro and get him killed dead
Anonymous
>>28976509 You must ask yourself if it is worth it.
Do you choose to destroy countless worlds and end innumerable lives?
All for one criminal?
Anonymous
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>>28976544 he heard your plan bro
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Holy fuck where are the fucking mods?
Conspiracy Espurr
Guys.
MOTHERFUCKIN' SEAKING
>>28976551 Maybe you're right. Maybe that's not what the chief wanted...
Call me Volcarona !8Niizbo1Kc
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>>28976544 No! We will avenge you!
>>28976579 Possibly. Could you use your powers to attempt to go in the past?
Chief of Police Spheal
>>28976505 Here you go! But you must promise to catch that slowbro!
MOTHERFUCKIN' SEAKING
I'LL KILL HIM WITH KINDNESS!
Conspiracy Espurr
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Your reign of terror ends now Slowbro.
Anonymous
>>28976596 The chief wished to save lives Seaking. You must understand that? After seeing countless brothers of yours fall in combat over the years.
We can take him out without this carnage Seaking.
You have the will. Now find the way.
>>28976624 That's the spirit.
Anonymous
Slowbro, I'm sorry, but your carnage ends here.
Chief of Police Spheal
>>28976624 That is the proper way to do things, Seaking!
Queen of the Combee !jCjLePIknw
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>>28976608 I'm not making any promises, but the Combee should be able to fend off that Slowbro before be manages to get a hit. They'll follow any orders you give them. If you need me, just call. I'll be going now.
Anonymous
>>28976661 kindness doesn't kill
are you encouraging people to NOT kill them?
are you with them?
Chief of Police Spheal
I don't think this Slowbro can be caught! This is getting frustrating!
Anonymous
Call me Volcarona !8Niizbo1Kc
>>28976718 I could call in the Donut Force as well. Despite their name, they are not a force to be reckoned with.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>28976706 We have to subdue him, then his fate will be decided.
The collateral has been far too great thus far.
Anonymous
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>>28976718 Are you saying Slowbro is... too fast for you?
Chief of Police Spheal
>>28976747 As Chief of Police, it's in my job description to like donuts!
Anonymous
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>>28976665 I... I failed. I failed you all. I had him in my grasp and failed. I had secret intel very valuable and still, I lost.
Slowbro is no joke. Leave now, before he....
Slowbro
I have acquired myself a nice little mega stone.
Call me Volcarona !8Niizbo1Kc
>>28976780 Okay sir! They should be here in a bit.
Anonymous
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>>28976818 >no trip this is ditto again isn't it
Detective Slowbro !iJzPbac5.w
Anonymous
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>>28976856 HE'S RIGHT THERE GET HIM
Chief of Police Spheal
>>28976828 I'm tired... I can't keep going... I started as a rookie but became a veteran. I must retire from the force. Volcarona is now Chief, I trust his leadership! Goodbye friends! I hope you catch that evil Slowpoke! (also holy shit how have I not died yet)
I, Leavanny, like donuts. !92vSfXrJTM
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I'm here! Sorry about Scolipede not being here, she had to gather up the troops. We can offer you guys 50 troops for one donut, 100 for two donuts, and so on.
Anonymous
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Screencapping this thread for r/cringe, lol XD
Call me Volcarona !8Niizbo1Kc
>>28976902 Really? Thank you so much! I won't let you down! You always stayed optimistic.
Chief of Police Spheal
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>>28976931 Go get 'em, sport!
Anonymous
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>>28976856 YOUR GLASSES WILL NOT STOP ME
Call me Chief Volcarona !8Niizbo1Kc
