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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 17:41:49 No.28985582 View View Reply Original Report

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A cute girl asked me to join her "e.r.p", apparently I have to pretend to be a Pokemon while dating her.
What Pokemon do chicks like? Is Jigglypuff still popular?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 17:53:43 No.28985790 Report

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>>28985582
RP as Rayquaza, or a rampaging Gyrados.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:05:45 No.28986015 Report

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>>28985582
Make sure to remind her that she doesn't have enough badges to tame you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:07:44 No.28986044 Report

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>>28985582
ampharos

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:08:00 No.28986049 Report

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Pick poppmaid, that turns chicks on.
Also this >>28986015

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:08:07 No.28986053 Report

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There's only one true scenario to act out here, OP: Wailord-Skitty

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:08:11 No.28986054 Report

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>>28985582
Can I join, anon? I'll be a Kirlia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:09:11 No.28986077 Report

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>>28985582
Just make sure to lock the door if you choose a starter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:09:23 No.28986079 Report

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>>28986015
why boner

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:09:24 No.28986081 Report

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RP as Vanillish, girls love ice cream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:09:52 No.28986093 Report

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>>28985582
RP as Hypno, then abduct her, take her in the woods and rape her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:11:32 No.28986119 Report

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RP as Aggron. Shit on her car.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:13:54 No.28986150 Report

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>>28985582
Blaziken

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:16:23 No.28986202 Report

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>>28985582

RP as a fakemon, see if she figures it out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:17:33 No.28986220 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:17:54 No.28986233 Report

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Choose to be Kyurem and shove ice cubes up her ass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:19:20 No.28986266 Report

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Zed

Zed Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:20:29 No.28986284 Report

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Pick Garbodoar :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:20:37 No.28986287 Report

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>>28985582
Mega Fug or Lilfella

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:20:42 No.28986291 Report

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>>28986220
Metapod use harden!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:28:45 No.28986436 Report

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>>28985582

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:40:17 No.28986632 Report

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>>28985582
hi, i am grill
i'd fuck aggron personally

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:41:57 No.28986667 Report

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>>28985582
Was it intentionally made to look like Trump?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:51:51 No.28986864 Report

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>>28986632
Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 18:55:23 No.28986920 Report

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>>28986077
Underrated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 19:07:32 No.28987139 Report

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>>28986864
what's the matter anon? you don't want to hold hands with aggron as you consummate your love in the missionary position, with the lights off, for the purpose of procreation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 19:40:13 No.28987766 Report

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The easiest Pokemon to ERP are furbait Pokemon like eeveelutions, Noivern, Tyranitar, Lucario, Typhlosion, etc.

Some chicks are into dragons and like shit like Rayquaza but generally they're more in the furbait category.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 19:41:19 No.28987794 Report

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>>28986077
Dubs checked. But are they enough to stop Gary?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 19:43:54 No.28987842 Report

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I'm gonna pound your skuntank until you water spout all over my diglett like a wormadam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 19:45:49 No.28987875 Report

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garbodor

suck my garbage baby

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 19:46:04 No.28987881 Report

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>>28987766
>Noivern is furbait
delete this
or be deleted

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 19:50:23 No.28987952 Report

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>>28985582
Aggron

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 19:52:41 No.28987999 Report

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>>28985582
Lucario. Definitely lucario. On top of the strong protector aesthetic, ladies love knots, both because they stimulate the clit from inside due to pressure, and because of the forced intimacy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 19:52:47 No.28988004 Report

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Tangela

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 20:02:27 No.28988201 Report

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>>28987766
>furbait Pokemon
>Noivern, Tyranitar and Typhlosion
>not Braixen, Delphox and Zoroark

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 20:04:55 No.28988235 Report

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>>28985582
Gotta be Wailord, senpai. It's the only option.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 20:06:57 No.28988267 Report

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>>28985582
>pretend to be a Pokemon while dating her.
You sound like a god damn beta, holy fuck.

On topic, something disgusting looking like you are. Probably Garbodor since it matches your personality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 20:09:54 No.28988324 Report

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>>28988267
>he doesn't wear a collar for his mistress

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 20:22:05 No.28988531 Report

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Post the chatlog in the thread, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 20:27:10 No.28988618 Report

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>>28988531
lemonparty.com
we're in room 17, password is "purple"

Ghetsis

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Ghetsis Fri 07 Oct 2016 20:27:58 No.28988633 Report

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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 20:28:34 No.28988641 Report

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>>28986015

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 20:30:15 No.28988667 Report

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Lucario. Women are weird about dogs, man. And the humanoid shape makes it easier to write for. Might be too generic though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 20:33:41 No.28988721 Report

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Blaziken if she's a hoennbaby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 20:36:42 No.28988782 Report

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Oddish

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 21:04:55 No.28989273 Report

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>>28985582
Girls always look for someone formidable, with a strong personality. Not for nothing Aggron is the official /vp/'s husbando. Lucario, Blaziken and Garchomp are pretty popular options too. You might get good results with Tyranitar, Machoke and Mewtwo too.

Don't go for something cute if you want to be taken seriously. Not Eeveelutions nor Jigglypuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2016 21:22:29 No.28989592 Report

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>>28985582
Pik an Eeveelution. They are faggy as hell, but chicks dig 'em.

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