Sung to the tune of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dFrdDtL0j8, starting from the 18-second mark

Torracat
How about that
Not just a cat
A cat who can deliver fucking punches
Torracat
Steps on the mat
In no time flat
He turns his adversaries into lunches
Torracat
Evolves into
A tiger who
Can shoot fireballs out of his belt and
Torracat
Is who I'l choose
In Pokemon Sun and Moon coming this summer

Torracat is
The greatest starter in the game and
that is
a true, true fact
Torracat can
do all the things motherfucking zu-
bat can,
'Cause he's tor-ra-cat!