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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 12:11:26 No.29035645 View View Reply Original Report

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"Anon, I-I'm pregnant."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 12:16:51 No.29035688 Report

Quoted By: >>29035719 >>29035721 >>29035773 >>29037934

>>29035645
Who's the father?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 12:21:22 No.29035719 Report

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>>29035688
not Ash for sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 12:22:00 No.29035721 Report

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>>29035688
mega charizard X

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 12:23:30 No.29035734 Report

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Who are you? Why are you in my house?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 12:26:25 No.29035757 Report

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*Grabs coat hanger*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 12:27:36 No.29035769 Report

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>>29035645
But I'm not Alain.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 12:28:12 No.29035773 Report

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>>29035688
Alain

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 12:29:51 No.29035790 Report

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>>29035645
Wait, who are you? A random slut? Why are you telling me this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 12:31:06 No.29035801 Report

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>>29035645

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 12:31:46 No.29035807 Report

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>>29035645
Bitch, have a fucking seat. You haven't even hit puberty yet. You can't even ovulate. Miss me with that faggotry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 12:34:15 No.29035827 Report

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>>29035645
disgusting. get out of my sight!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 12:53:40 No.29036017 Report

Quoted By: >>29036563

>>29035645
All right. Time to visit Dr. Deletus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 12:56:26 No.29036046 Report

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>>29035807
Serena is 16
Stop talking like a nigger

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 12:56:55 No.29036054 Report

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>>29035645
OK, I'll fuck your brains out like there's no tomorrow, but you gotta let your hair grow long again first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:02:51 No.29036105 Report

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>>29035645
"No, Serena, you're not real."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:05:53 No.29036141 Report

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>>29035645
"Then let's get married!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:06:54 No.29036147 Report

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Yea bitch i have a new gurl nao
Her name is chicken-chan and she give the bomb ass chicken head

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:09:26 No.29036175 Report

Quoted By: >>29036207

>>29036046
Serena is 17, Emma is 16

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:09:31 No.29036176 Report

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>>29035645
No worries, I'll just box the egg forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:12:22 No.29036207 Report

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>>29036175
Anime Serena is prepubescent

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:13:04 No.29036217 Report

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>anime serena
>ever

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:14:56 No.29036236 Report

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>>29035645

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:18:02 No.29036266 Report

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>>29036236
Unintelligent amphibianposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:19:57 No.29036291 Report

Quoted By: >>29036420

I know you guys think this waifu bullshit is funny and part of your subculture, but I have to tella you. The only thing you are conveying here is that you have no acess to women, you dont understand them and you have probably given up on trying to get one. It is just sad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:20:19 No.29036295 Report

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>>29035645
Release the baby. Do it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:28:01 No.29036375 Report

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>>29035645

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:32:02 No.29036420 Report

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>>29036375

I'm assuming that's faked in some way but it's still pretty awful.

>>29036291

You assume that you know about the personal life of a stranger on the other side of a computer screen. Who can tell, maybe some of the ironic waifufags are married and trapped in a dead sexless relationship.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:32:29 No.29036427 Report

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>>29036375
tfw the japs are all fucking insane
tfw america has reached the threshold of not caring that the japs and koreans did
tfw all this stupid shit like fetishes and obsession with music with no values is all just a distraction from the nothing thats our lives
tfw america's going the way of the japs
tfw wait thats kinda hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:47:10 No.29036545 Report

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>>29035721
underrated

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:48:00 No.29036563 Report

Quoted By: >>29037874

>>29036017
Underrated post
Someone post that screenshot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:49:42 No.29036585 Report

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>>29035645
You're not my Gardevoir.
Get out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:15:02 No.29037756 Report

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>>29036054
This. And let's also do a DNA test to make sure I'm not getting cucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:17:23 No.29037784 Report

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>>29037756
>those hips
How did they get away with this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:23:22 No.29037874 Report

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>>29036563
Obliged

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:25:58 No.29037918 Report

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>>29035807
Girls can start having periods at 12.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:27:04 No.29037934 Report

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>>29035688

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:28:16 No.29037947 Report

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>>29036375
This makes me sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:28:51 No.29037956 Report

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>>29037874
>some random fuck on /pol/ or whatever that red board is was so triggered by aborts that he actually believed that was a preposterous scenario

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:29:11 No.29037959 Report

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>>29037918
Even younger, some start between 8-10 years old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:30:38 No.29037981 Report

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>>29037918
I actually started ovulating a bit earlier than that,at an age of 11.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:32:20 No.29038007 Report

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>>29037959
>>29037981

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:32:53 No.29038012 Report

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>>29037981
Men can't ovulate faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:36:59 No.29038077 Report

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>>29038012
yet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:38:28 No.29038102 Report

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>>29038012
You sure about that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:40:11 No.29038135 Report

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>>29035645
I take train back to BC

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:40:18 No.29038139 Report

Quoted By: >>29038167

>>29038012
Even if a guy can't ovulate, doesn't mean you shouldn't stop trying!
Keep it up, at least, you'll have fun having hot sweet steamy sex with a man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:42:17 No.29038167 Report

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>>29038139
Does anal creampies feel better than vaginal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:44:09 No.29038191 Report

Quoted By: >>29038214

>>29035645
When did I have sex with a tramp like you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:45:11 No.29038199 Report

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>>29037918
Girls can start ovulating before 10, May is proof of that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:46:05 No.29038214 Report

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>>29038191
I think you're positive now too btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:48:22 No.29038250 Report

Quoted By: >>29038275 >>29038314

>>29038167
Depends on the volume. If the man shoots out a lot of cum deep into the vagina, then it leaves a much greater sense of fullness and warmth deep in your body but your anus is only going to feel like you have to take a weird shit. Anal creampies at least dont make me have to piss on a test tube after panicking for a week though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:50:00 No.29038275 Report

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>>29038250
Sex sounds quite lame desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:53:05 No.29038314 Report

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>>29038250
>he doesn't want to impregnate his gf
Shit taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:00:50 No.29038415 Report

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>>29038102
That's not a man though, just some degenerate mutant

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:02:39 No.29038436 Report

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>>29038415
That's a really rude way to call a FtM trans, dearie. Haven't your mom taught you to respect other people's choices?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:03:52 No.29038458 Report

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>>29038436
Not when they're mistakes, tumblr

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:05:49 No.29038496 Report

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>>29038436
>people

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:07:19 No.29038522 Report

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>>29038458
I'm fairly sure he's living a happier life than 90% of the people lurking this godforsaken board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:10:45 No.29038571 Report

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>>29035721
BLASTO ERECTION

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:12:17 No.29038601 Report

Quoted By: >>29038627 >>29038685

>>29038522
>he
She has a vagina and if I said anything that could be taken as offensive, I bet she'd have a mental breakdown like 90% of tumblrites

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:13:40 No.29038627 Report

Quoted By: >>29038685

>>29038522
Why don't you go and post this on your tumblr? I'm sure fags will give a fuck there.
>>29038601
>she
it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:18:04 No.29038685 Report

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>>29038601
>>29038627
Why does it bother you so much to use the correct pronouns? It's not like that will ever affect you in any way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:18:10 No.29038687 Report

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>>29036375
That's fucked up...

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