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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:48:55 No.29038257 View View Reply Original Report

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>Lusamine takes you out shopping for furniture
>She moves on you like you're a bitch
>Grabs your genitals
What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:50:30 No.29038277 Report

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[X] Teleport behind her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:51:33 No.29038293 Report

Quoted By: >>29038613 >>29043878

>>29038257
Wonder why the fuck I was shopping with her to begin with

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:51:39 No.29038294 Report

Quoted By: >>29039146 >>29041789

>>29038257
Turn on a light and watch her skitter under one of the couches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:52:10 No.29038298 Report

Quoted By: >>29039029

>>29038257
>Stare at her
>Turn 360 degrees
>Walk straight ahead

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:52:15 No.29038300 Report

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Rip her mask off to reveal her true form.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 15:59:52 No.29038396 Report

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>>29038257
Have her turn into her UB form and fuck her in front of everybody

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:02:18 No.29038430 Report

Quoted By: >>29038538 >>29039605

Grab her by the pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:04:51 No.29038475 Report

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>>29038257
Let her have her way with me in the middle of the furniture store.

Duh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:04:53 No.29038476 Report

Quoted By: >>29038852 >>29038860 >>29038896 >>29039209 >>29039350 >>29039386 >>29041652 >>29046665

>tfw no sexually aggressive gf who secretly gropes you in public and whispers filthy things in your ear on the subway home because she wants to see you turn bright red from embarrassment

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:08:43 No.29038538 Report

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>>29038430
Beat me to it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:11:06 No.29038580 Report

Quoted By: >>29039531

>Lusamine to Chicken:Then I grabbed him by the penis.

Allow my penis to use Harden.

Red

Red Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:11:56 No.29038594 Report

Quoted By: >>29041169 >>29041738

>>29038257
I will never go shopping with her.Just with my Leaf.Anyway,kicks are the way

Red

Red Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:13:01 No.29038613 Report

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>>29038293
That's a good question,Anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:14:44 No.29038641 Report

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Get on knees and enjoy that goddess cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:29:16 No.29038852 Report

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>>29038476
This would be amazing and infuriating at the same time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:29:59 No.29038860 Report

Quoted By: >>29041020

>>29038476
>mfw my gf likes to do it but I'm an anxious bitch and get scared every time she does

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:32:31 No.29038896 Report

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>>29038476
I wish I was brave enough to do this in person.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:36:31 No.29038968 Report

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>>29038257
Let her do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:37:52 No.29038993 Report

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>>29038896
If you're a guy, good. Maledom a shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:39:51 No.29039029 Report

Quoted By: >>29039122

>>29038298
So you walk right toward her after spinning in a circle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:45:55 No.29039122 Report

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>>29039029
>Falling for the oldest joke on the internet

I hope you aren't serious

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:47:27 No.29039146 Report

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>>29038294
Underrated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:48:18 No.29039157 Report

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>>29038896

>tee-hee don't hit on me boys xDDDDD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:48:50 No.29039166 Report

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>>29038257

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:49:02 No.29039173 Report

Quoted By: >>29039239 >>29040087

Kick her in the vagina then punch her throat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:51:26 No.29039209 Report

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>>29038476
feelsbadman

Red

Red Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:53:27 No.29039239 Report

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>>29039173
Let's do this together

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:53:28 No.29039241 Report

Quoted By: >>29039781

>>29038257
Wake up and cry like a little bitch cause this will never happen irl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:56:07 No.29039291 Report

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>>29038896
There's not much to risk from doing it, so just suck it up and go for it. You have a boyfriend to do it to I imagine?

Girls need to learn how to be more forward, instead of playing coy, deceitful cunts all the fucking time. How many high schooler hearts get broken because dumb chicks wont make the first move and then cry because the boy they like got tired of waiting and found someone else? Like your sister

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 16:59:23 No.29039350 Report

Quoted By: >>29039407

>>29038476
My ex did this. My ex masturbated in the front seat of my car while I was driving. Strange times. Fun, but strange.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 17:01:12 No.29039386 Report

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>>29038476

man cmon

it's like 10 am and I'm already sad because of this post. too early to have my day ruined 2bh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 17:02:30 No.29039407 Report

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>>29039350
Went to visit my dad 40 minutes out of town. My girlfriend at the time did this on the way back.

Damn near went into the other lane at a few bad times

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 17:03:15 No.29039418 Report

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>>29038257
Figure out if I can get her to pay me to not report her for Sexual Harassment

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 17:11:08 No.29039531 Report

Quoted By: >>29040431 >>29040734

>>29038580
>Not wanting her to grab you by the balls and squeeze hard.
Try to resist your boner in public after that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 17:15:04 No.29039587 Report

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No, /vp/ you are being lewd!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 17:15:38 No.29039595 Report

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>>29038257
She looks so wrong with that shade of blonde

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 17:16:18 No.29039605 Report

Quoted By: >>29040087

>>29038430
Do you know pussies are actually holes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 17:27:24 No.29039781 Report

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>>29039241
At first I thought she was pissing but now I'm just confused

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 17:46:41 No.29040087 Report

Quoted By:

>>29039173
See
>>29039605
It's just a hole, anon, you can't possibly kick it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 18:03:10 No.29040431 Report

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>>29039531
>ballbusting lusamine
my nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 18:19:57 No.29040734 Report

Quoted By: >>29041260

>>29039531
I'd prefer ball-busting Dawn or chicken-chan but still hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 18:36:28 No.29041020 Report

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>>29038860
Dude same. I felt bad asking her to tone it down, but it had to be done. She understood though. Every once in a while she'll still get handsy, but it's okay so long as there aren't too many people around and she's really trying to be more polite.

Leaf

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Leaf Mon 10 Oct 2016 18:44:57 No.29041169 Report

Quoted By: >>29041635 >>29041738

>>29038594
i want to finger my husband Red!!!!!!!!

NotQuesty !J7CPNWMkVs

NotQuesty !J7CPNWMkVs Mon 10 Oct 2016 18:45:05 No.29041173 Report

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let mommy lusamine do what she wants with my body.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 18:50:12 No.29041260 Report

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>>29040734
I prefer Dawn or Korrina but I wouldn't want to miss the chance to get ballbusted by Lusamine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 18:56:05 No.29041374 Report

Quoted By: >>29041799

>>29038257
Wonder when this bitch folds her hair around herself and goes into her cacoon form.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:00:10 No.29041463 Report

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>>29038257
What the fuck, did we buy a house together or something? Why am I shopping for furniture with her?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:07:15 No.29041619 Report

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>>29038257

grab her feet and tickle the fuck out of her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:07:50 No.29041628 Report

Quoted By:

>>29038896
The world could only improve from having more sexually forward women, go forth.

Red

Red Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:08:02 No.29041635 Report

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>>29041169
Nope.
Leaf,no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:08:57 No.29041652 Report

Quoted By: >>29041764 >>29043418

>>29038476

tfw you're a bigger (bear-mode) guy and all the girls you've dated expect you to be stereotypically manly and dominant but all you want is for some shorter, outwardly proper girl to shamelessly take advantage of you and mercilessly tease you in public when you two go out

boy how about them Pokemon, huh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:09:59 No.29041672 Report

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I would elect her as President!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:13:14 No.29041738 Report

Quoted By: >>29041812

>>29038594
>>29041169

i'd pay top dollar to tickle the both of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:14:36 No.29041764 Report

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>>29041652
>tfw bear mode and want to be dommed by Dawn.
This would looks so silly when a small girl that is less than 3 times my weight tries to dominate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:15:45 No.29041789 Report

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>>29038294

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:16:08 No.29041799 Report

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>>29041374
>Lusamine transforms by wrapping herself in her own hair, turning into a cocoon before her UB form breaks out
>Gladion transforms by letting go of his shaky hand and unleashing his true power, becoming swole

Red

Red Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:16:39 No.29041812 Report

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>>29041738
Sorry,but no

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:18:26 No.29041846 Report

Quoted By: >>29041926

Let her pulverize your balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:22:29 No.29041926 Report

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>>29041846
You've got the idea anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:36:26 No.29043418 Report

Quoted By: >>29046161

>>29041652
What's even worse is they only act "dominate" just to get you to fight back and then stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:58:56 No.29043878 Report

Quoted By: >>29043895

>>29038293
Because you love furniture.

Red

Red Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:59:47 No.29043895 Report

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>>29043878
No,I don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:11:19 No.29044114 Report

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>>29038257
Look around nervously and try to stifle a moan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 23:21:45 No.29046161 Report

Quoted By: >>29046629

>>29043418

>read doujin with "femdom" tag
>illustrations are hot as fuck, storyline is great, female character is hitting all the right notes, bonus points if there's a surprise scene that manages to hit one of my niche kinks
>4/5 of the way through the male character suddenly becomes Alphachad McSexgod and turns the tables completely
>female character becomes Ultrasub McN-n-notsohard and morphs into a blubbering squirting mess
>rest of the doujin is him just absolutely taking her to poundtown and she never shows any assertiveness or aggressiveness ever again

In more than 15 years of consuming various porn media, I've never experienced a more soul-crushing disappointment than that. Truly the worst of all feels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 23:48:44 No.29046629 Report

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>>29046161
That's just Japan's traditionalism preventing the story from finishing.

>"Oh no, see? I take girru to pound town! I am not dishonabru to great ancestors!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 23:50:08 No.29046658 Report

Quoted By: >>29046707

malesub is shit
femsub is where it's at

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 23:50:24 No.29046665 Report

Quoted By:

>>29038476
the dream

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 23:52:39 No.29046707 Report

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>>29046658
Look at Mr Originality here. I bet you only drink water, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 23:53:27 No.29046716 Report

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>>29038257
Do nothing for fear of being branded a sexist.

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