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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 18:56:02 No.29041371 View View Reply Original Report

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Friendly reminder that this fat ass has fucked Lusamine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 18:59:52 No.29041456 Report

Quoted By: >>29043866 >>29046797

>>29041371
I disagree

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:00:22 No.29041469 Report

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>>29041371
>friendly reminder that his dick is bigger than yours

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:01:05 No.29041485 Report

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>>29041371
He looks more like Aurune's fatter brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:01:49 No.29041505 Report

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>>29041371
Is there porn of him already? I love blond daddies

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:02:25 No.29041514 Report

Quoted By: >>29041579 >>29042776

>>29041371
No. Lusamine is his oldest daughter. It goes like this

Guy: 56 year old

Lusamine: 27 year old

Gladion: 15 year old

Lillie: 10 year old

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:04:38 No.29041556 Report

Quoted By: >>29042671 >>29043946

>>29041371
>Region based on Hawaii
>All these haole motherfuckers

Fuck white people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:05:32 No.29041579 Report

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>>29041514
>implying fathers don't fuck their daughters

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:06:07 No.29041593 Report

Quoted By: >>29042618

>>29041485
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:07:02 No.29041613 Report

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>>29041371
>name is German for "poppy"
>blond hair
>green eyes
NEXT ULTRA BEAST CONFIRMED TO BE A FAT FUCK

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:10:59 No.29041691 Report

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>>29041505
I don't think so but please tell me if you find any, because, same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:55:12 No.29042588 Report

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>>29041579
>>>/pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:57:00 No.29042618 Report

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>>29041593
I seriously forgot this guy existed

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:57:51 No.29042636 Report

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>>29041579
Nail yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:59:56 No.29042671 Report

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>>29041556
its not our fault nips worship the ground we walk on

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:01:59 No.29042717 Report

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>>29041613
What if he's just expansion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:04:16 No.29042773 Report

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>>29042717
Expansion is Gladion

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:04:21 No.29042774 Report

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>people don't want lusamine to be a mom and are forcing her as the "big sister" so they dont have to face the reality that their pokegirl waifu is not pure

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:04:40 No.29042776 Report

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>>29041514
That was weirdly specific
>>29041505
I wish there was

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:05:57 No.29042801 Report

Quoted By: >>29043363

KEEP ALOLA CITY WEIRD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:06:18 No.29042809 Report

Quoted By: >>29044123

>>29041371

>People still think Lusamine is a mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:06:36 No.29042813 Report

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>>29041613
But UB-02 beauty already exists to mirror this guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:30:34 No.29043303 Report

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>>29041613

UB-02 beauity is not Lusamine

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:32:36 No.29043352 Report

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>>29041371
Damn he's daddy as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:33:29 No.29043363 Report

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>>29042801
Goddammit. You had to do it didn't you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:35:16 No.29043398 Report

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>>29041371
there is still hope for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:41:29 No.29043555 Report

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Owns a paradise for pokemon whereas Lusamine makes an artificial one. Hmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:58:29 No.29043866 Report

Quoted By: >>29044123

>>29041456
>but whose the moooooom?
>considering Lusamine is far too young to be a mom

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:00:59 No.29043920 Report

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>>29041371

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:02:06 No.29043946 Report

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>>29041556
>>29042671
Lusamine, Lillie and Gladion probably emigrated from Pokemon-sweden

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:09:58 No.29044089 Report

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>>29043946
>Sweden
>Not Slavic country

Cyka blyat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:10:14 No.29044093 Report

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>>29043946
>Chicken-chan and Samson Oak are Japanese
>Kukui is Japanese-Hawaiian or some shit
>Hala and Hau are Hawaiian
>Guzma and Plumeria are Latino/Latina
>mfw the only white people in SM are the literal aliens coming to invade

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:11:03 No.29044110 Report

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>>29041579
I hope you never breed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:11:38 No.29044120 Report

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>Play Sun/Moon
>A disturbing amount of NPCs are green eyed blondes.
>They're not extended family.
>They're all the result of the Pokemon equivalent of Josef Mengele doing cloning experiments on Alolan residents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:11:47 No.29044123 Report

Quoted By: >>29044160

>>29042809
>>29043866
In one of the Japanese trailers, Hau compliments her on how youthful she is, which might be implying she's older than she looks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:13:52 No.29044160 Report

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>>29044123
>Lusamine gains youth by sucking up the life energy from Pokemon using AZ's technology

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:13:58 No.29044161 Report

Quoted By: >>29044199 >>29044248 >>29044304

>>29044093
>Guzma and Plumeria are Latino/Latina

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:14:42 No.29044169 Report

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>>29044093
>Pokemon Sun/moon is actually about how white foreigners ruin everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:14:57 No.29044175 Report

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>>29041371
>doesn't have an actual official artwork
He's not going to be important to the main plot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:16:06 No.29044199 Report

Quoted By: >>29044248

>>29044161
>named after Latin American plants
>kinds dark but not really
>Team Skull's whole theme is a street gang
Yep

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:18:45 No.29044248 Report

Quoted By: >>29044546 >>29045439 >>29047769

>>29044199
>>29044161
it's also interesting to note that Guzma looks very different from the regular cast style wise
>plus he's darker skinned than regular white

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:21:09 No.29044304 Report

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>>29044161
his fuckin name is guzma of course he's latino

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:30:59 No.29044486 Report

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>>29044089
I thought the slav-lillie meme died months ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:34:24 No.29044546 Report

Quoted By: >>29044974

>>29044248
holy shit, anon! guzma's hair is actually black! see the bit at the back? the white fluff at the front might actually just be a crown of some sort.

...or a permanent scar from a tragic science experiment...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:34:29 No.29044547 Report

Quoted By: >>29045025 >>29045087

>guy is blonde with green eyes
>he must be Lusamine's husband!
Look. It makes sense for Gladion and Lillie to be related to her, but this is just bullshit. Fucking someone doesn't take its genes. Unless you are implying he is Lusamine's father and impregnated her anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 22:01:28 No.29044974 Report

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>>29044546
or maybe he just dyed it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 22:04:11 No.29045025 Report

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>>29044547
And every Gym Leader is born with a name that reflects the type they're going to specialize in when they grow up despite it having absolutely nothing to do with anything about as a newborn. This is Pokémon we're talking about, they do not care for anything as long as it makes symbolic sense in the present.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 22:07:59 No.29045087 Report

Quoted By: >>29045534

>>29044547
>Both characters are introduced in the same game
>Both characters run Pokémon paradises
>Both characters are blonde
>Both characters have square hairstyles
>Both characters have green eyes
>Both characters' names are based on German names of flowers

>In a game

>"They're not related"

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 22:26:56 No.29045384 Report

Quoted By: >>29046263

>father fucks off to some random island to play around with pokemon
>mother more than likely makes chimeras and is summoning beasts from different dimensions
>son runs off with his experimented dog and joins a gang of try hard losers
>daughter runs off to some buff scientist
Man this family is fucked up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 22:30:11 No.29045439 Report

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>>29044248
>Argentina
>white

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 22:31:22 No.29045455 Report

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 22:32:36 No.29045468 Report

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>>29041371

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 22:38:04 No.29045534 Report

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>>29045087
To be fair, that's not what he said, just that he probably didn't father her children. They probably ARE related, but, y'know, you (usually) wouldn't be related to your husband. Seems more likely he's Lusamine's dad if anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 22:41:08 No.29045567 Report

Quoted By: >>29045813 >>29046335

>>29041613
>UB-01 is desire overall.
>UB-02 Beauty is Lust
>UB-02 Absorption is Wrath
>UB-0? is Gluttonly
Sins confirmed to be the UB's theme?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 22:42:31 No.29045589 Report

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is this gonna be another family affair like in sea mauville?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 22:58:57 No.29045813 Report

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>>29045567
UB-01 would probably be Envy (The shapeshifting, looking like Lillie etc.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 23:27:41 No.29046263 Report

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>>29045384
HaHa ohh Fuck! kek!

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 23:32:03 No.29046335 Report

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>>29045567
>UB-??? is chastity due to Lillie's influence

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 23:35:07 No.29046374 Report

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>>29042618
He was a bro, and he had a flygon so bonus points for having a good ace

plus he sticks out as a much better new character when you compare him to Zinnia

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 23:57:37 No.29046797 Report

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>>29041456
I think Colress is an uncle if anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 00:13:30 No.29047088 Report

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>>29041371
That's probably Lusamine's dad while Faba is her granddad. Lillie and Gladion are either her little siblings or kids she had with Colress, or maybe they're Colress' kids and Lusamine is just the auntie.

Or they're all just aliens modelling themselves after whatever humans they saw when they first scouted the planet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 00:50:05 No.29047769 Report

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>>29044248

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