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Jokémon Thread Tue 11 Oct 2016 00:47:37 No.29047722 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>29047844 >>29047856 >>29048109 >>29052083 >>29056455 >>29058163

Why did the Unown stay home from the dance?

It only knew one move!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 00:48:56 No.29047745 Report

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What does Ash wear on his feet?

Pikashoes!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 00:51:19 No.29047788 Report

Quoted By: >>29047907

What does Professor Oak drive to work?

A Carizard!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 00:52:52 No.29047818 Report

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What is that image from though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 00:54:14 No.29047844 Report

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>>29047722
What does a french op eat?
Fagguettes!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 00:54:38 No.29047856 Report

Quoted By: >>29047914

>>29047722
What's the smallest of the rock/flying types called?

A mini-ore!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 00:58:01 No.29047907 Report

Quoted By: >>29047984

>>29047788
You mean "A Cardevoir!"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 00:58:20 No.29047914 Report

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>>29047856
What was in the egg got when Sawsbuck and Greninja were in the daycare?

A Frogadier!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 00:59:15 No.29047944 Report

Quoted By: >>29050910 >>29061376

Why did Aerodactyl us Smack Down on her child?

He was grounded!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 00:59:44 No.29047961 Report

Quoted By: >>29054841 >>29054910

The daycare man says he doesn't know how the egg got there.

Ditto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 01:00:36 No.29047984 Report

Quoted By: >>29048073

>>29047907
>implying that's not what Birch drives

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 01:01:03 No.29047997 Report

Quoted By: >>29056493

What's an Eskimo's favorite card game?

Articuno!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 01:02:44 No.29048025 Report

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These are good joke!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 01:04:56 No.29048073 Report

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>>29047984
Birch rides sudowoodo
:^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 01:05:21 No.29048078 Report

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>>29047914
What did AZ need to do?
He needed to go with the Floette!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 01:06:17 No.29048109 Report

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>>29047722

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 01:09:18 No.29048173 Report

Quoted By: >>29048190 >>29048292

What Pokémon does Luvdisc evolve into?

Alomomola!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 01:09:57 No.29048190 Report

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>>29048173
funy jok ther my dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 01:14:15 No.29048292 Report

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>>29048173
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 01:17:28 No.29048346 Report

Quoted By: >>29048375 >>29048381 >>29048391 >>29048411

Who gassed the Jews?

Adolf Hitler

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 01:18:31 No.29048375 Report

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>>29048346
D O G A R S

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 01:18:53 No.29048381 Report

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>>29048346
>the Holocaust
>happening
>implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 01:19:00 No.29048384 Report

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>>29048073
>implying that's not what Elm drives

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 01:19:23 No.29048391 Report

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>>29048346
what are you taking about
the holocaust never happened
fucking delusional nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 01:20:32 No.29048411 Report

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>>29048346
You're doing it wrong try something like.

The last thing Hitler heard from those jews was a lot of Koffing and Weezing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 03:33:11 No.29050910 Report

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>>29047944
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 04:38:00 No.29052083 Report

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>>29047722
What is Gumshoos based off of?
A detective!

See? Jokes are funny when you say that a thing is a different thing. We all know hes based off Trump!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 06:47:02 No.29053601 Report

Quoted By: >>29056493

Why did Metapod want the kettle corn?

He heard it was butter free!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 09:40:14 No.29054827 Report

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I can't decide what kind of Pokemon I'd want to be.

Guess I'm just a little Washiwashi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 09:42:20 No.29054841 Report

Quoted By: >>29054937 >>29054999

>>29047961
This one is actually incredible

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 09:51:00 No.29054892 Report

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Why did Ash's Pokémon need to take a break?

His bulb was sore!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 09:53:50 No.29054910 Report

Quoted By: >>29054937 >>29054999

>>29047961
The only quality joke in the thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 09:58:42 No.29054937 Report

Quoted By: >>29054999

>>29054841
>>29054910
Why thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 10:06:33 No.29054999 Report

Quoted By: >>29055266

>>29054841
>>29054910
>>29054937
Imagine what the world would be like if people actually talked like this to one another online.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 10:34:48 No.29055266 Report

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>>29054999
It would be like reddit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 10:37:43 No.29055284 Report

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>>29055266
Eww.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 12:12:12 No.29055992 Report

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Why was the pokemon in daycare with its child?

It was just born yesterday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 12:58:17 No.29056350 Report

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>>29055284
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!1 XDDDDDDDDD THAT MAM3 FAC3 IS SOOOOOOOO FIKING FUNNYYYYYYYY XDDDDDD CAN I SAV3 IT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 13:10:43 No.29056455 Report

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>>29047722
That's one more than you, fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 13:14:25 No.29056493 Report

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>>29047997
>>29053601
I shuckled

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 15:27:01 No.29058163 Report

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>>29047722
Why did the OP cross the road?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 15:45:56 No.29058424 Report

Quoted By: >>29061175 >>29061443

Did you hear about the trainer that touched the electrode?

He was destroyed!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 18:43:34 No.29060849 Report

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brb making a pokemon jokebook for kids and selling it on amazon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 19:13:01 No.29061160 Report

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Why does Green hate traveling?

Because it always makes him Blue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 19:14:04 No.29061175 Report

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>>29058424
underrated

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 19:28:52 No.29061376 Report

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>>29047944
10/10 anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 19:33:36 No.29061443 Report

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>>29058424
I spit out my drink. Fuck you

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