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Pokemon Confessions

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 20:26:07 No.29082217 View View Reply Original Report

What's the most embarrassing confession you can make related to either the games or the anime?

up until just a few minutes ago, I thought Zygarde was an event legendary and I didn't know you can catch him. In my defense, I haven't been focusing on Pokemon for the past few years

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 20:27:36 No.29082243 Report

Quoted By: >>29108958

ITT: normies & casuals expose themselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 20:29:40 No.29082282 Report

Quoted By: >>29083474 >>29087351 >>29101864

Ever since the release and X and Y, I get really turned on imagining myself slutting around the pokemon world and lust after a few of my pokemon like my shiny f.emale Greninja. I'm really not sure what awoke any of this in me, but it might have something to do with how popular the game was around release paired with customization. My imagination runs too wild and I need to be stopped.

Just thinking about self-inserting into Sun and Moon gives me the hardest boner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 20:29:48 No.29082287 Report

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>>29082217
Despite having started with yellow, having played all the games, and been with the series most of my life, it took me until gen 4 to learn that ice was weak to fighting, steel and rock. further it took until not only gen 5, but Black 2 to realize ice wasn't super effective against bug
Needless to say, I thought ice was a much better type than it actually is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 20:55:58 No.29082747 Report

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Blissey's viability has been known for years but have never been able to integrate it into any of my teams properly. :/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 20:58:53 No.29082785 Report

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>>29082217
I still watch the Pokemon Anime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:02:00 No.29082835 Report

Quoted By: >>29082868 >>29082919

the only game i've beaten is sapphire, i'm stuck on red in heartgold and playing the delta episode in AS right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:03:42 No.29082868 Report

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>>29082835
oh wait. I also beat platinum but lost it shortly after. That was in 2010.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:03:48 No.29082872 Report

Quoted By: >>29082903

I used to participate in PMD LARPing when I was younger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:05:54 No.29082903 Report

Quoted By: >>29083539

>>29082872
With plushies? Or you and other friends?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:07:14 No.29082919 Report

Quoted By: >>29082978 >>29087672

>>29082835
>Red
>Delta Episode

But both of those are post game.

>>29082217
I have never played Gen 1 and have no interest in doing so, having finished FireRed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:10:41 No.29082978 Report

Quoted By: >>29083038

>>29082919
Well than I guess I haven't completely beaten any game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:12:20 No.29083008 Report

Quoted By: >>29091417 >>29106102

Playing Gens I and II as a kid, I kept thinking Poison was weak to Fire. Just because I knew gas was flammable.
Even still, I often default to using a fire move on Poison Pokemon if I dont have a psychic or ground move handy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:13:50 No.29083038 Report

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>>29082978
Yeah, that's a better way to put it. I've beaten HG but haven't completed the post game yet. Especially the daunting Mt Mortar.

Also haven't done the rapids route next to Pascifdlog, or South Eastern Unova in BW2. I have a lot to finish before SM

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:36:11 No.29083474 Report

Quoted By: >>29083535

>>29082282
Someone help me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:38:20 No.29083510 Report

Quoted By: >>29083998

>>29082217
I've been playing since gen 1, and only when BW2 released I learned about competitive battles, EV's and IV's

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:39:23 No.29083535 Report

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>>29083474
Please go see a psychiatrist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:39:34 No.29083539 Report

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>>29082903
Family and lots of imagination.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:39:41 No.29083541 Report

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I've been playing since gen I and up until a year ago I thought Kingdra was a split evo of Horsea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:41:53 No.29083590 Report

Quoted By: >>29083649 >>29083693

I gave up on HGSS after losing to the Johto Elite 4 a few times. I just couldn't deal with it anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:44:31 No.29083648 Report

Quoted By: >>29083719

Honestly flicked my bean to BBW Pokemon porn today, never happened before. Pretty ashamed.

I also...miss Pokemon roleplaying from when I was a kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:44:32 No.29083649 Report

Quoted By: >>29083683

>>29083590
Anon, it's seriously one of the easiest E4's, I beat 3/4 of it with an espeon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:46:37 No.29083683 Report

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>>29083649
I tried to get an Espeon I swear but it never happened I even had a soothe bell on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:47:19 No.29083693 Report

Quoted By: >>29083721

>>29083590
Johto and Sinnoh are the only E4s where I lost more than once, you aren't alone buddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:48:34 No.29083719 Report

Quoted By: >>29084016 >>29102229

>>29083648
Josh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:48:35 No.29083721 Report

Quoted By: >>29083859

>>29083693
>he doesn't turn off the game before whiting out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:56:24 No.29083859 Report

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>>29083721
I mean, the EXP is always nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 22:00:42 No.29083934 Report

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In Gen 4, I didn't understand that the physical/special split happened until after I had beaten the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 22:04:11 No.29083998 Report

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>>29083510
Same here, I was blown away when I started reading about EV's IV's training, breeding... I couldn't believe how this kind of games could have such mechanics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 22:04:52 No.29084016 Report

Quoted By: >>29087944

>>29083719

flicked my bean i can't possibly be a josh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 22:05:49 No.29084036 Report

Quoted By: >>29084148 >>29106402 >>29106634

I RP as Pokemon characters sometimes
Hopefully when S/M comes theres good waifus for me to play as.

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Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 22:11:45 No.29084148 Report

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>>29084036

Haven't we all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 22:28:28 No.29084469 Report

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I've been playing Pokemon since I was 8 or 9 and I just learned about some of the type advantages when I started playing Showdown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 23:56:44 No.29086005 Report

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I pronounced "Linoone" as Lee-No-Wan

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 00:44:20 No.29087016 Report

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I got stuck in Viridian for ages because I didn't realize you had to bring Oak his parcel, and I didn't understand why the Pokemon I knocked out wouldn't show up in my party

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 00:54:50 No.29087252 Report

Quoted By: >>29087757

>>29082217
Eh not embarassing really, but I've learned how IVs/EVs, breeding, and all that shit works, but I've still never bothered to look into the whole stats of pokemon based on when they evolve. I barely understand how base stats work, just that more is better

Like I've been under the impression that it does.Answer me this, someone; Let's say you evolve a Pichu at L10 and then max it to a L100 Pikachu. Let's call this Pikachu A

Then let's say you get another Pichu with the same stats, nature and everything, IVs/EVs, EVERYTHING, but you let it evolve at L11 and then max it out to 100. This is Pika B

Would Pika A have slightly better stats than Pika B?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 00:57:32 No.29087312 Report

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Jirachi gave me the hardest boners.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 00:57:41 No.29087316 Report

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Pokegirl hentai makes up around 70% of my fap material

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 00:59:22 No.29087351 Report

Quoted By: >>29087420

>>29082282
Stfu normie

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 00:59:39 No.29087355 Report

Quoted By: >>29089683 >>29090541 >>29108021 >>29108466

>>29082217
One hour ago, i masturbated to That fanart of passimian holding his huge cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 01:03:09 No.29087420 Report

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>>29087351
What is normie about wanting to slut my self-insert player character to any and all NPCs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 01:04:24 No.29087454 Report

Quoted By: >>29092400

>>29082217
I would trade all my pokemon stuff including my saves which I caught em all and shinies for opportunity of participating of more social events. I feel like I'm getting old to pokemon and want real things and connections in my life. I hate pokémon are my only "friends".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 01:05:09 No.29087467 Report

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>>29082217
I have a living Pokédex in which every Pokémon is nicknamed whatever the hell I could come up with in the thirty seconds after first catching it. No renaming allowed, everything had to be named. There are some pretty retarded names in there. And, since it has Pokémon that have been carried forward from Gens III, IV, V, and soon VI, I can't even go back and painstakingly give them all species names. All I can do is keep the tradition going and hope to catch new copies to replace some of the more egregious offenders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 01:06:00 No.29087484 Report

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I consider myself a bona fide Pokemon fanatic but I've only played two mainline games in the past 10 years- Diamond and White 2. I spend far more time on Showdown and on boards than playing actual Pokemon games. To be fair, Gen 3 really was awesome- hopefully Gen 7 surpasses it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 01:15:13 No.29087672 Report

Quoted By: >>29087923

>>29082919
You're not missing much. The remakes improved on the originals in literally every possible way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 01:19:13 No.29087757 Report

Quoted By: >>29087826

>>29087252
No. They'll be exactly the same. The only advantage to keeping a pokemon unevolved longer is that sometimes they learn moves earlier than their evolutions, or learn moves their evolutions can't

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 01:20:30 No.29087786 Report

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>>29082217
I have every fucking pokemon in my pokemon bank now except for Volcanion (which I'll get in like a day or some shit when I finally go near a gamestop) and the legendary bird trio. I'm replaying Blue now to get the birds. fuckin birds

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 01:22:03 No.29087826 Report

Quoted By: >>29087892 >>29088072 >>29088654 >>29088701

>>29087757
>learn moves their evolutions can't
I was always under the impression that THIS would be the sacrifice for worse stats at the cap.

You're POSITIVE they'll be the same? Why would they design it that way? Does this also mean the best way to get as many moves as you can is to just level up a pre evo until it gets to Lv98 and then just evolve it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 01:24:59 No.29087892 Report

Quoted By: >>29088072

>>29087826
Depends on the Pokemon. Some evolutions get moves the preevos don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 01:26:01 No.29087923 Report

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>>29087672
I know, my friend is playing Red and hearing some shit that happens makes me even less motivated to try

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 01:27:01 No.29087944 Report

Quoted By: >>29092733

>>29084016
>implying you're not a reverse trap known only as josh to all your friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 01:27:47 No.29087963 Report

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>>29082217
I started with yellow when I was 8, and all the way to gen 5 I thought that pokemon started with the ashmine
my shitty excuse is that I live in a latin american shithole and by the time I started earning enough money to have personal internet gen 5 was already out

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 01:30:30 No.29088022 Report

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>>29082217
When i played FireRed i went to the Indigo Plateau and i could't pass a part. I didn't know why and english is not my native language. Turns out after i liberated Silph Co. i didn't go through Saffron's gym. Although i did get a Hitmonlee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 01:33:00 No.29088072 Report

Quoted By: >>29088654

>>29087826
>>29087892
for example, in gen 4 (i don't know if this is still the case), Chimchar learns Flamethrower at level 41. Monferno and Infernape don't learn Flamethrower by level up at all, they instead learn Close Combat (Monferno at 36, Infernape at 41). So if you let your Chimchar evolve right away, you'll get Close Combat, but miss out on Flamethrower.

Of course you can use a TM to teach Flamethrower, or you can keep it as a Chimchar until 41 then use a Heart Scale to get Close Combat, if you need both moves.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 01:49:36 No.29088471 Report

Quoted By: >>29089437

it wasn't until gen 4 that I started training pokemon other than my starter.

ive been playing since gen 1 but I still haven't memorized every type match up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 01:58:21 No.29088654 Report

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>>29087826
What >>29088072 said, but the issue is just effortlessly jumping a Pokemon up from lv10 to lv100. If you've beaten the game and are just breeding for competitive mons or something then level is hardly an issue until you hit the point you need for the evolution/right moveset, but if you're playing the main game, a Chimchar at lv50 is going to have a much harder time carrying you through the E4 than an Infernape is based on stats alone, which means keeping it unevolved is going to be a detriment to your success until you do learn the moves you want and you let what you're holding back evolve.

Also if things went in the alternative way you suggested, pseudo legendaries and a decent chunk of Gen 5's roster would be awful, since they hit their final evolution at a relatively late and thus would only benefit from the increased stats for a shorter period of their life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 02:00:10 No.29088701 Report

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>>29087826
Yes they will be the same. Stat calculations only take into account base stats of the pokemon, IVs, EVs, and nature. As long as these are the same, the stat totals will be the same. What level the pokemon evolved at, or how quickly they earned the EVs doesn't matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 02:03:29 No.29088770 Report

Quoted By: >>29089069

It took me far too long to defeat the Elite Four in Pokemon Yellow when I was a kid. In my own defense, I was six.

I don't think I ever beat Red on top of Mt. Silver.

I never finished Diamond because the battles were so slow and agonizing.

I have never finished the Pokedex, I came close in X and Y with around 670 but I never finished it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 02:07:02 No.29088836 Report

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When i first finished Yellow, my Pikachu was at level 81. I also had all 3 starters, a Snorlax, and a Primeape. So at the end of Gold when I was fighting Red, I was convinced that I was fighting my Yellow version team, but the game was glitched,because he was supposed to have a Primeape instead of an Espeon.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 02:17:31 No.29089069 Report

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>>29088770
Related to yours
I never had a legit copy of Gold/ Silver as a child, I played a bootlegged version, one was a bad translation, and the other had curse words. The battery, as such, went dead very quickly, so I never really got to Red's battle.

I didn't fully experience gen 2 until HeartGold and even then I still haven't done the Red fight

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 02:20:46 No.29089138 Report

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>>29082217
I lost my duping rare candy in Blue version and autistically battled the E4 over and over again with my Electabuzz to make him lv100. I got to lv93 before one of my friends told me there was a rare candy in the back yard of that house next to nugget bridge in Cerulean City.

I also didn't realize ghost was weak to itself until gen 3.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 02:35:32 No.29089437 Report

Quoted By: >>29089737

>>29088471
What part of the game is this from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 02:42:26 No.29089578 Report

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>>29082217
The only games I've actually beaten were Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness (a few times), Pokemon X (three times due to boredom/living dex), Pokemon Y (once for living dex), and Pokemon Star Sapphire.

The worst part is, I've played most of the mainline games and got far in some of them, but I just never got around to beating them.

I also keep thinking Ice is weak to Ground.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 02:48:09 No.29089683 Report

Quoted By: >>29090541 >>29108466

>>29087355
sameee

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 02:50:02 No.29089737 Report

Quoted By: >>29090541

>>29089437
I think it's one of those shitting pirate rom translations from way back in the day. This is how they translated "I've lost".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 03:27:56 No.29090541 Report

Quoted By: >>29108466

>>29089737
Shame, I was going to get a better quality screen

>>29087355
>>29089683
I almost did

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 04:15:02 No.29091314 Report

Quoted By: >>29091409 >>29091904 >>29092198 >>29092561

>>29082217
When I was 12, I wanted my friend's shiny Lucario (I now realize it was probably a hacked Lucario), and since I didn't have any Pokemon he wanted, he said he'd give it to me as a gift if I sucked his dick. Needless to say, I ended up sucking his dick for it, and then he threatened to tell everyone I sucked his dick (he took a picture of me when my head was down) unless I kept sucking his dick.

That lasted for 2 years until he moved away, and all these years later I've developed a fetish for overweight guys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 04:20:30 No.29091409 Report

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>>29091314
>Diamond/ Pearl was 10 years ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 04:21:09 No.29091417 Report

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>>29083008
Y'know, I did the exact same thing. I think it might have to.do with the fact that a couple of early game grass types also happened to be poison as well, and I just got stuck in the habit of using fire on everything.

My biggest secret is that I sometimes get type matchings backwards, even when I use them constantly.

Gregor

Gregor Thu 13 Oct 2016 04:23:50 No.29091452 Report

Quoted By: >>29092254

I named all of my Eevees after Star Wars characters

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 04:47:56 No.29091823 Report

Quoted By: >>29102159 >>29103309

I forgot Finneon and Lumineon's existence for 5 years.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 04:53:50 No.29091904 Report

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>>29091314

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 04:58:44 No.29091982 Report

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Masturbated to Latios porn. That's probably not too weird for this board, but I still don't understand my attraction

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 05:01:27 No.29092019 Report

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>>29082217
I only beat any Pokemon game once, maybe train a few Mon's thinking I'll join competitive, then drop the game completely until a new one comes around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 05:03:34 No.29092047 Report

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saw a shiny tentacool in gold version and thought I had a virus so I turned my game off after hours of playing without saving, so I lost the gametime and the shiny. When I found out what shinys were in gen 3 i was crushed

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 05:09:55 No.29092133 Report

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I was ace, up until I saw maxie in ORAS.

now I know I'm gay for redheads. at 20

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 05:12:33 No.29092198 Report

Quoted By: >>29092428

>>29091314
Did you got the Lucario at least?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 05:15:10 No.29092254 Report

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>>29091452
This is kinda interesting, I'd like to know which name has every eeveelution

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 05:16:55 No.29092293 Report

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When I was a kid, I played my first game that was Leaf Green. I played the entire game and got so good at it. Eventually, I had beaten all the gyms so I thought I should go where you fight the rival the second time. I went there and, after walking a bit, found a lot of water. Didn't know what else to do to get to the League, left the game and never played it again. I lost the game eventually.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 05:21:53 No.29092399 Report

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I actually have an AGN.PH account and post there. Despite this I do not actually jerk off to anything I find there, I just like collecting it and sharing it with friends for freakout factor. Our "Weird Porn" folders are HUGE.

Ok, I'll amend the above: I sometimes fap to the Gym Leaders. Mostly the male ones. It's a shame good stuff is hard to find.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 05:22:00 No.29092400 Report

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>>29087454

Eduardo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 05:23:23 No.29092428 Report

Quoted By: >>29092518 >>29092561

>>29092198
Well yeah, but I can't stand Lucario now, because whenever I hung out at his house, he would bring up Lucario porn and make me jack off to it after I sucked him off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 05:26:23 No.29092518 Report

Quoted By: >>29092554

>>29092428

So you were blackmailed into sexual behavior constantly over pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 05:27:42 No.29092554 Report

Quoted By: >>29092629

>>29092518
Yeah, pretty much. I haven't told anyone until now though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 05:28:03 No.29092561 Report

Quoted By:

>>29091314
>>29092428
this is really sad desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 05:30:09 No.29092629 Report

Quoted By: >>29092698

>>29092554

It's really a shame to hear man, I've known similar cases and I think It would be best to solve things out with a psychiatrist or something. If it makes you feel better, everyone sane hates Lucario

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 05:32:16 No.29092698 Report

Quoted By: >>29092755 >>29097267

>>29092629
>solve things out with a psychiatrist
Yeah, I'm not telling anyone in person about that.

>everyone sane hates Lucario
>but I still get boners to Lucario porn
Thanks for letting me know I'm not sane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 05:33:26 No.29092733 Report

Quoted By: >>29092797

>>29087944

i think my being a girl makes this even more degenerate

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 05:34:08 No.29092755 Report

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>>29092698
>>but I still get boners to Lucario porn
> Thanks for letting me know I'm not sane.

You were conditioned to do so from the abuse you were given. It's not your fault there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 05:35:23 No.29092797 Report

Quoted By: >>29092809 >>29092925 >>29098289

>>29092733
now I dont get what "flicked my bean" means

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 05:36:01 No.29092809 Report

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>>29092797

to rub a tiny little dick in a fast manner

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 05:39:58 No.29092913 Report

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>everyone just saying normie shit like not knowing a certain thing that only autistic would know.

admit some real shit: poke-porn is the only way i can even maintain an erection anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 05:40:21 No.29092925 Report

Quoted By: >>29101970

>>29092797
You need to be 18 or over to browse 4chan, my dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 05:44:49 No.29093023 Report

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In pokemon Yellow i tried to catch an NPC's Onix for like half an hour. I had no idea why it kept saying "the trainer blocked the shot."

after finding out why, i thought i was destined to join team rocket

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 06:43:59 No.29094321 Report

Quoted By: >>29094828 >>29097041

I used my first Masterball on a Rattata. I didn't know what % meant, and thought 100% capture meant it gave me 100 tries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 07:12:00 No.29094828 Report

Quoted By: >>29102079

>>29094321
you caught the shit out of that Rattata though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 07:16:11 No.29094891 Report

Quoted By: >>29095426

I think the whole Chespin line is decent.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 07:55:46 No.29095426 Report

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>>29094891
I think the whole Chespin line is GREAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 10:13:35 No.29097041 Report

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>>29094321
That must have been a top percentage Rattata.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 10:26:23 No.29097267 Report

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>>29092698
Mate psychiatrists have dealt with worse than that. But if you don't care then whatever

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 11:31:12 No.29098289 Report

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>>29092797
It's the female version of choking the chicken.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 11:48:23 No.29098537 Report

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>>29082217
I got Blue when I was 4, maybe 5, and couldn't read for shit. Got stuck in Viridian City because I didn't understand why that old man wouldn't move. Figured he'd move eventually and went to mess around on route one some more with my Squirtle. By the time I actually got to Brock I had a Blastoise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 12:31:18 No.29099241 Report

Quoted By: >>29106820

SM is going to be my first pokemon game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 12:48:29 No.29099538 Report

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I have still yet to beat ORAS, not that it was hard but because after beating Wallace I had no idea where to go because I skipped text and don't remember the game well from when I was a kid.

I still haven't bothered to look it up. But I'll probably finish it in my current wonderlocke.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 15:15:47 No.29101773 Report

Quoted By: >>29101854

I didn't know dark was immune to psychic until Gen6

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 15:20:26 No.29101854 Report

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>>29098537
>leveling up to a blastoise on route one
My god.

>>29101773
Same. Guess I always used ghost against psychic, so it never came up until I used Pangoro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 15:21:23 No.29101864 Report

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>>29082282
meanwhie i self-inserted myself into a PMD-esque world as an Azumarill not Huge Power because that just doesn't fucking fit who I am at all i'd probably be a special attacker

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 15:21:46 No.29101874 Report

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>>29098537
I refuse to believe this. That's not even embarrassing, that's impressive as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 15:26:43 No.29101970 Report

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>>29092925
>he doesn't know the slang
>obviously underage
fun fact: not everyone grew up in english-speaking country.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 15:28:28 No.29102001 Report

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never beaten the first 3 gens.
Ive beaten fire red, HG/SS, ORAS but have never beaten the actual first 3. I dont plan to either cuz they are slow and boring to me. I've tried them all.

fight me gen wunners

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 15:33:49 No.29102079 Report

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>>29094828

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 15:36:27 No.29102132 Report

Quoted By: >>29102303

>>29082217
I used to think that male Pokemon where slightly stronger than females.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 15:37:20 No.29102159 Report

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>>29091823
like most people

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 15:40:49 No.29102229 Report

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>>29083719
I dont like fat chicks sorry, thats not me.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 15:42:44 No.29102275 Report

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I can't beat Emerald Version. I've tried twice, maybe more. Can't remember. Both times I got that stupid flying plant dinosuar and it fucks me over later in the game.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 15:43:40 No.29102303 Report

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>>29102132
They were. In gen 2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 16:33:46 No.29103309 Report

Quoted By: >>29103526

>>29091823
I literally only remember they exist because of the "Pokemon no one remembers" threads.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 16:44:22 No.29103526 Report

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>>29103309
Same for me. I also forgot until recently that burmy has another evolution besides the one with plant/rock/trash coat.

Besides that, I was a fucking noob on gen 1, only knowing about pokémon because of the anime:
I never trained a slowpoke because I thought it would not evolve unless I also had a shelder.
I've gotten fucking surprised to find out that Kadabra had another evo (Sabrina's Alakazam destroyed my team more times than any other pokémon in the series).
I replaced my Dugtrio's Earthquake with Fissure because the game didn't show the move's sumary before you got it, and I thought Fissure would be an even more powerfull ground move.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 17:17:07 No.29104150 Report

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When I was 6 I traded my Blaziken for a Absol to some older kid. He tricked me by saying it was a rare legendary. This was when R/S just came out but that's no excuse.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 17:18:54 No.29104178 Report

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>>29082217
I want to cum inside my Pokemon while holding hands passionately.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 18:47:26 No.29105789 Report

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>>29082217
Gen 4 was out but i was stuck playing sapphire. My freind told me about froslass and i really wanted one on by team. He tells me the only way to get a dawn stone is by finding a rayquaza holding one. So I go to sky pillar and start resetting for one. After a couple hundred tries and around 3-4 months of restting i find a shiny rayquza I resetted because it wasn't holding an item

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 19:02:08 No.29106102 Report

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>>29083008
Same, along with Fire being weak to Flying.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 19:16:37 No.29106402 Report

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>>29084036
Are you the same Courtney from a while back on that RP thread ?

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 19:26:39 No.29106634 Report

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>>29084036
Hell, I help run a Pokemon RP room. RP seems pretty common in the fandom

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 19:34:38 No.29106820 Report

Quoted By: >>29107260

>>29099241
What the fuck ?

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 19:54:26 No.29107260 Report

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>>29106820
Well everybody's gotta start from somewhere right? Actually I kinda lied, I've played sapphire on my gba but never got to finish it. But so far I'm enjoying waiting for the game with you oldfags, let's hope it'll be fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 20:08:58 No.29107555 Report

Quoted By: >>29107827

>>29082217
When playing Red as a kid I thought my game was broken the first time I got poisoned and had my mom take it back.

I also couldn't figure out how to use a Pokecenter until the one in front of Mt. Moon.

Also stumbled my way through Rock Tunnel without Flash. By the time I made it out all of my Pokemon could only use Frustration and I ended up losing to one of trainers right outside.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 20:11:48 No.29107623 Report

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>>29106634
Room? Like, showdown?

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 20:15:10 No.29107696 Report

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>>29107623
Nah, room as in a text roleplay chatroom

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 20:22:43 No.29107827 Report

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>>29107555
>Also stumbled my way through Rock Tunnel without Flash.
pretty sure everyone has done this. I don't think I even knew flash existed the first time I went through. I could do it in about ten minutes after a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 20:34:26 No.29108021 Report

Quoted By: >>29108466

>>29087355
Oh man I wanted to but I never jacked it to furry. In my defense that anthro was way too hot.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 20:56:57 No.29108466 Report

Quoted By: >>29108558

>>29087355
>>29089683
>>29090541
>>29108021
I cannot find it for the life of me and I'm curious. Help an anon out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 21:02:32 No.29108558 Report

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>>29108466
You better be thankful for making me look this gay shit up
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2165259
Go nuts, fag.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 21:14:29 No.29108764 Report

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>>29108558
Thanks anon, I hope you get a shiny starter when you start up Sun or Moon.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 21:23:37 No.29108958 Report

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>>29082243
>xd if you dont know absolutely everything about this children's game then you're a normie/casual
>>>/v/

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