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Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:18:46 No.29083133 View View Reply Original Report

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I hate these starters because they're all too humanoid

I play pokemon to make fictional monsters battle each other, not to make guys in monster suits battle each other

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:19:29 No.29083143 Report

Quoted By: >>29083239

Who says monsters can't be humanoid, stupid faggot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:19:57 No.29083150 Report

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>>29083133
I can see why you wouldn't like that. I'm choosing Lycanroc instead.

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Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:20:46 No.29083162 Report

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>>29083133
>monsters can't be humanoid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:21:34 No.29083187 Report

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You don't have to like them but you should have a better reason than a giant owl, a man with a tiger head and a mermaid not counting as monsters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:21:45 No.29083191 Report

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>>29083133
Only one of them is humanoid, you blind fool. One doesn't even have fucking legs, and the other has fucking wings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:24:09 No.29083239 Report

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>>29083143
>>29083187

I'm not saying that they aren't monsters, they're just too humanoid for my taste

>>29083191
Compared to the first 5 gens, the gen 6 and 7 final evos are much more humanoid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:24:54 No.29083264 Report

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>>29083133
Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan, Machop, Machoke, Machamp, Mr.Mime, Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam, Mewtwo... ????

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:26:13 No.29083299 Report

Quoted By: >>29083341

only humanoid one is lucha littten famalam

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:26:49 No.29083309 Report

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>>29083239
>I'm not saying that they aren't monsters, they're just too humanoid for my taste
That's sure not what it sounds like you said
>>29083133
>I play pokemon to make fictional monsters battle each other, not to make guys in monster suits battle each other

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:27:18 No.29083317 Report

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>>29083239
Then use something else other than the starters??

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:28:26 No.29083338 Report

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I still don't get how people see rowlet 3 has humanoid. It's build like a bird with loose human elements. Good luck getting your legs to bend like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:28:28 No.29083341 Report

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>>29083299
exactly , based hazeldex until the hell fucks over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:28:47 No.29083348 Report

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>>29083239
>Compared to the first 5 gens
That's not how it works, ya mong. You can't change the definitions of words just because. And how the fuck are these gen 7 starters any more humanoid than Charizard, Blastoise, Blaziken, Sceptile, Infernape, Empoleon or Emboar?
You're full of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:30:56 No.29083382 Report

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>>29083133
>what is mewtwo
>what is gardevoir
>what is lucario
>what is braixen

And i can keep going, there are A LOT of humanoid-like pokemons, alolas starters are no exception. Plus rowlet/pop dont even look that much humanoid, nor does litten until 3rd evo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:32:07 No.29083399 Report

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>>29083338
I think it's because it's an archer and it does get hands so it can be one. But I mean... it's just a bird but with a hood and hands. Yo ucould take a picture of a real owl and put those things on it and it would look about as "humanoid". I think the legs are a little bigger but that oculd be chalked up to art style. Braviary's legs are similar too, just not typically shown grounded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:33:28 No.29083425 Report

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>>29083348
I agree with you and all that, but using Infernape as an example is unfair. Of course a monkey is gonna be humanoid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:34:19 No.29083437 Report

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>>29083425
Mankey and Primeape weren't. I feel it's fair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:36:04 No.29083470 Report

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>>29083425
The fool's argument having inherent flaws isn't anyone else's problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:37:05 No.29083487 Report

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>>29083437
The Mankey line aren't even 100% monkey you mong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:37:44 No.29083501 Report

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>>29083348
Empoleon isn't humanoid because it's a penguin and that's how penguins stand. All the other starters you mentioned are shit, and it's because they're humanoid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:38:14 No.29083508 Report

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>>29083264
Shhh, it's bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:38:46 No.29083521 Report

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>>29083382
And? They're all shit. Humanoid pokemon shouldn't exist. I don't give a fuck what gen they come from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:38:53 No.29083525 Report

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>>29083487
>mankey
>monkey

>primeape
>ape

Who's the mong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:39:18 No.29083533 Report

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>>29083133
Good for you. I only find Litten humanoid, but I still like it.
We got monstruous Pokemom on gen 5 and almost everyone hates them, this fanbase is a mess, but that's to be expected because everyone likes different things. Just box them and carry on

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:39:55 No.29083544 Report

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>>29083501
>sure my argument is total bullshit but i'm a dipshit anyway so i win
wowee zowee

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:40:21 No.29083554 Report

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>>29083521
It's good to know you speak for everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:40:21 No.29083555 Report

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>>29083239
Nostalgia. Gen 3 Starters are more humanoid than these

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:40:38 No.29083563 Report

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>>29083521
Consider you have shit taste instead, then neck yourself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:41:19 No.29083578 Report

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>>29083133

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Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:41:35 No.29083582 Report

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>>29083525
Fine. They aren't 100% primates. Still on point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:41:35 No.29083583 Report

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>>29083521
You are literally retarded.
There are humanoid animals so why in actual fuck shouldn't there be humanoid pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:41:40 No.29083587 Report

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>>29083521
You shouldn't exist. I'm sure more people here agree with this than with your shit taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:42:20 No.29083607 Report

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>>29083133
blog

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:42:46 No.29083616 Report

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>>29083582
And pigs aren't built like that so your argument is fucking wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:43:22 No.29083625 Report

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>>29083133
PREACH! PREACH!

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Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:45:07 No.29083662 Report

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>>29083521

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Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:45:24 No.29083666 Report

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>>29083239

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Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:45:50 No.29083671 Report

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>>29083133
Most monsters that have withstood the test of time are human/humanoid though
Vampires/werewolves/mummies/whatever
They gotta be human to survive

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Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:46:39 No.29083684 Report

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>>29083625
>>29083133
>Thinking that Pokemon has a set rule of what is or isn't one

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Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:46:43 No.29083685 Report

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>>29083341
>until the hell fucks over

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:50:56 No.29083772 Report

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>>29083666
Satan has spoken. OP is a fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:56:07 No.29083852 Report

Quoted By: >>29083903

>>29083191
>Tigre is so humanoid, it's not even digitigrade humanoid, it's just humanoid
>Concept behind the sea lion involves mystical creatures that are half human (mermaid, selkie), becomes even less of a sea lion as it evolves
>Owl literally gains fingers that can grasp just so it's able to perform the archer concept correctly

ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:57:40 No.29083886 Report

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>>29083133

And?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:58:29 No.29083903 Report

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>>29083852
Full retard.
If Poppmaid and Robinhoot are humanoid, let alone "too humanoid," then damn near every pokemon is humanoid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 21:58:50 No.29083913 Report

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>>29083685
>>29083341
>Until hell freezes over.
*correction

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 22:02:46 No.29083967 Report

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Fact: some of the best Pokemon are humanoid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 22:04:38 No.29084008 Report

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This is the same autist that made the Popplio, Ballio/Popplio, replied (and made) the poppmaid threads. You'll realize because he replies to like 100 posts per reply and can't give a single argument without using the 'buzzwords" humanoid and furfag.

Come on fags, he's as recognisable as richard, just hide venusaurfag threads and don't give him (You)s

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 22:10:25 No.29084126 Report

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>>29083338
I don't get it either, feels like people are stretching really hard to find reasons to bitch about it. Yeah it has feather fingers but that's about it, not enough to qualify it as humanoid.

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Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 22:10:53 No.29084130 Report

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>>29083521

Let's erase the entire Fighting type except for the Muskedeers, then, since using martial arts requires them to have a similar body structure to humans.

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