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Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 23:31:50 No.29085636 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>29085659 >>29085686 >>29085783 >>29085981

>not loving your Nidoking as the littlest king he is
>not moaning to make him think he's doing a good job with his meager size
Nidoking is perfectly fine being 4'7"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 23:33:53 No.29085659 Report

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>>29085636
Ok m8

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 23:35:17 No.29085686 Report

Quoted By: >>29085713 >>29085715 >>29085757

>>29085636
While I don't follow you "moaning"
Nidoking is best Mon.
Also not all Pokemon are the same size. On average sure nidoking are under 5 feet. I like to think the one I raised is just over 6 feet. Like 6'4.

Why is Nidoking so awesome?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 23:37:10 No.29085713 Report

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>>29085686
Stop dreaming and accept your manlet for what it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 23:37:12 No.29085715 Report

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>>29085686
Because he's so tiny and cute~
Also wide movepool, sheerforce, early game slugger in Gen 1, great monsterous design

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 23:37:15 No.29085716 Report

Quoted By: >>29085781 >>29085790 >>29085799 >>29085843 >>29086035 >>29086103 >>29086299

>height relates to penis size
lmao no

I would know, I'm 5' 3'' and 10 inches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 23:39:59 No.29085757 Report

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>>29085686
>world average Furret

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 23:41:08 No.29085781 Report

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>>29085716
No you're not

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 23:41:18 No.29085783 Report

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>>29085636
He deserves better, OP! Nidoking is a Kaiju monster.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 23:41:46 No.29085790 Report

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>>29085716

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 23:42:12 No.29085796 Report

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>>29085781
You're right, I'm 10'0" and 5'3 inches

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 23:42:24 No.29085799 Report

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>>29085716
lol thats nice im 5'2 and 11 inches tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 23:44:24 No.29085843 Report

Quoted By: >>29085936

>>29085716
Did you get your measurements from the pokedex?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 23:50:37 No.29085936 Report

Quoted By: >>29086056

>>29085843
My penis can pleasure an Indian Elephant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 23:54:21 No.29085981 Report

Quoted By: >>29086121

>>29085636
i want nidoking to fuck my ass and fill it with his hot thicc semen

>captcha: gamecock

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 23:58:15 No.29086035 Report

Quoted By: >>29086137

>>29085716
>>29085799
pssh
4'5" and 1'6"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Oct 2016 23:59:22 No.29086056 Report

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>>29085936

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 00:01:42 No.29086103 Report

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>>29085716
Id rather be taller. Being as short as you would suck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 00:02:59 No.29086121 Report

Quoted By: >>29086268

>>29085981
Just to point out. Your ass might go numb from the toxins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 00:04:01 No.29086137 Report

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>>29086035
Faggot

2'6" and 3'1"
And that isn't even when I'm fully erect. I pass out before then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 00:04:31 No.29086148 Report

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>tfw no toxic load nidoking to poz me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 00:10:11 No.29086268 Report

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>>29086121
> It is recognized by its rock-hard hide and its extended horn. Be careful with the horn as it contains venom.
>horn
>not dick
poisonous animals doesn't cum poison

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 00:12:05 No.29086299 Report

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>>29085716
pics or gtfo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 01:21:54 No.29087821 Report

Quoted By: >>29087878

I love Nidoqueen! (male)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 01:24:04 No.29087878 Report

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>>29087821
great, now "she" just needs a revealing dress and some slutty makeup

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