"BAGON has a dream of one day soaring in the sky. In doomed efforts to fly, this POKéMON hurls itself off cliffs. As a result of its dives, its head has grown tough and as hard as tempered steel."

when I was a child this FUCKING pokédex entry led me to bashing my head against the wall for hours because I wanted a head tough and hard as tempered steel too

years later the ceiling of my room cracked and fell on my head
>mfw my head SHATTERED 90 kilograms of cement
>mfw Bagon's entry saved my life