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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 17:43:49 No.29104608 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>29104639 >>29105047 >>29105059 >>29105201 >>29105280

If you lived in the Pokémon world right now, what Pokémon would you realistically have?
What would your goals be? What would you do every day?

Try to stay realistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 17:45:12 No.29104639 Report

Quoted By: >>29104727 >>29108595

>>29104608
I would confess to my waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 17:50:14 No.29104727 Report

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>>29104639
Who is it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 18:04:10 No.29105001 Report

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Baby psychic that can teleport and communicate and will grow into a lovely person, perfect pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 18:07:03 No.29105038 Report

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>>29105001
Can all psychic types teleport?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 18:07:31 No.29105047 Report

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>>29104608

Pokémon world is Earth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 18:08:27 No.29105059 Report

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>>29104608
My team would be

>arceus
>giratina
>mew
>mewtwo
>fem mewtwo
>shiny xerneas

My goal would be immortal ruler of the world and every day I would have a massive reverse gangbang with every 10/10 female in whichever city I was staying

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 18:10:07 No.29105092 Report

Quoted By: >>29105116

>>29105038
No only three or four

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 18:11:25 No.29105116 Report

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>>29105092
Which ones, aside from the Alakazam line?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 18:14:20 No.29105168 Report

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>>29105116
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Teleport_(move)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 18:15:35 No.29105201 Report

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>>29104608
>be realistic

Pokemon are sentient creatures vastly stronger than any human.
If Pokemon existed we would be dead or, if lucky, we would just be THEIR pets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 18:17:36 No.29105230 Report

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>>29105201
But they need humans to train them to bring out their true potential

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 18:19:54 No.29105261 Report

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raticate
pidove
gastly or a haunter
lots of caterpies. I fucking love caterpie

I have chinchillas IRL so maybe chinccino

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 18:21:11 No.29105280 Report

Quoted By: >>29105365

>>29104608
Blissey because it's basically the anti-depressant Pokemon. Anyone needs cheering up, Blissey and I will take care of that.

Azumarill because it's small and strong.

Arcanine because I'd need something to ride on to travel around.

Altaria for that but with flight.

Whimsicott because it's small and cute.

Gengar if I need to battle (though the others are pretty battle capable too).

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 18:26:20 No.29105365 Report

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>>29105280
>Blissey
Why not Chansey?
Also it's extremely rare

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 18:32:02 No.29105464 Report

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>>29105230
Milotic to Fug
Dragonair to Fug
Braxien to Fug
Audino to Fug
Brionne to Fug
Ditto to Fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 18:33:10 No.29105492 Report

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lopunny (growth hormones)

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 18:37:56 No.29105604 Report

Quoted By: >>29106315 >>29108641

literally me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 18:48:25 No.29105805 Report

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Asshole pet Persian raised from an pet asshole Meowth
Affectionate but undertrained Lucario workout buddy
Trubbish cleaning bro

All help out with food preparation

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 18:50:26 No.29105861 Report

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Asshole pet Persian raised from an asshole pet Meowth
Affectionate but undertrained Lucario workout buddy
Trubbish cleaning bro

All help out with food preparation

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 19:12:19 No.29106315 Report

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>>29105604
>Banette
Good taste senpai

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 20:03:09 No.29107443 Report

Quoted By: >>29107473

Realistically I'd be a wageslave at some research lab or big company.

I'd live in Sinnoh, my bros would probably be a Duosion (Reuniclus if I could manage it) and a Porygon I'd have gotten in Veilstone.
I'd try to get a qt Ace Trainer gf and live a comfy life somewhere around Canalave or Snowpoint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 20:04:44 No.29107473 Report

Quoted By: >>29107664

>>29107443
Yeah this but I would have slakoth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 20:05:16 No.29107483 Report

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Probably a low maintenance mon like a grass type, or maybe a normal or psychic type if I can train it to take care of it's basic needs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 20:13:33 No.29107664 Report

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>>29107473
Would you evolve it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 20:16:43 No.29107720 Report

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My goals would be the same as now to travel and do only pretty things in life (and I'm currently learning skills that will let me do just that). I'd want to catch a Feebas or Spritzee first but other than that I don't mind catch or not catching Pokemon at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 20:17:00 No.29107730 Report

Quoted By: >>29109342

American so probably gotta get a Kalos starter.

Maryland.

Snivvy
Krabby
Meowth
Ratatta
Murkrow
Vulpix

Sounds about right locally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 21:04:47 No.29108595 Report

Quoted By: >>29109643

>>29104639
Me too.I confess my love for Leaf

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 21:07:10 No.29108641 Report

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>>29105604
>banette
God tier anon

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 21:24:49 No.29108977 Report

Quoted By: >>29109010

GOOMY
SLUGS WONT LEAVE MY GARDEN ALONE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 21:26:55 No.29109010 Report

Quoted By: >>29109049

>>29108977
>catch a Goomy to use as a guard against other slugs
>it uses Muddy Water and ruins your garden

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 21:28:40 No.29109049 Report

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>>29109010
>Goomy's face when

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 21:41:27 No.29109342 Report

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>>29107730
>American
>Kalos starter
>literally Marriland

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 21:53:47 No.29109593 Report

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Probably a fighting type like Hitmonlee since I'm a Jeet Kune Do teacher.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 21:56:16 No.29109643 Report

Quoted By: >>29110061

>>29108595
>Leaf
Excellent taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 22:00:42 No.29109723 Report

Quoted By: >>29109775

Which Pokemon would be the best for assisted suicide?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 22:03:45 No.29109775 Report

Quoted By: >>29109875

>>29109723
Any pokemon that learns Guillotine
Weezing can probably kill you painlessly with some gas as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 22:04:37 No.29109794 Report

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I'd probably blow every paycheck on pokeballs and end up a pokemaniac trying to catch them all, to be honest

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 22:09:06 No.29109875 Report

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>>29109775
>Weezing can probably kill you painlessly with some gas as well
Great. Weezing's one of my favourites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 22:10:01 No.29109895 Report

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>>29109875
But are you cold enough to ask your bro to end your life, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 22:13:10 No.29109952 Report

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Deffinitly a granbull. I would really want a rotom but they seem too rare for me to realistically find. I would probably have shuckle because i like it and could easily just find it under a rock somewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 22:19:19 No.29110052 Report

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Well, given a realistic choice, I'd probably be a researcher, but if the same path as reality, I guess I'd be working in IT. Rotom would be cool for that. I'd have a lot of tech it could possess. I would definitely have a rideable pokemon, because I love driving and riding.

All gloves off... being a master thief seems pretty easy in the pokemon universe... cops don't do shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2016 22:19:46 No.29110061 Report

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>>29109643
Thank you,Anon.She is so beautiful...

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