"GENTLEMEN... BEHOLD! I HAVE CREATED THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING MACHINE, WHOSE IMPOSSIBLE KICK-ASSERY WILL LAND ME ALL THE YOUNG, FILIPINO BOY-TAIL AT THE CLUB! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!"

"Wow... Neat."

"RAISE THE CURTAIN, SO THAT ALL THE WORLD MIGHT TREMBLE AT- ...THE FUCK IS THAT?!!!"

"Uh, it looks kinda cute, Boss."

"...STEVE... GIVE ME YOUR HANDS... I'M GONNA REPLACE THEM WITH MOTHER-FUCKING PINCHERS!!!"