I was gonna bro up with Popplio, but nope, gamefreak decided to give it to the furrys

No matter, I'll bro up with Salandit. Riddler mentions it becoming medusa, in come the Virgin waifu fans yet again.

Stop doing this to pokemon I like! I wouldn't mind if they were feminine from the start, but in no way shape or form should salandit be a fucking furbait mon.