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Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:10:41 No.29159350 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>29159375 >>29159427 >>29159465 >>29159506 >>29159562 >>29159614 >>29159719 >>29160210 >>29160331 >>29160704 >>29160911 >>29160958 >>29161011 >>29161253 >>29161442 >>29161458

STOP
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O
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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:11:44 No.29159371 Report

Quoted By: >>29159530 >>29159602

Why only count hula bird? Why count Salandit before we even know what it evolves into?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:11:57 No.29159375 Report

Quoted By: >>29159409

>>29159350
whats goodra is going on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:13:35 No.29159409 Report

Quoted By: >>29159455

>>29159375
You're never gonna bring the Goodra meme back no matter how hard might try.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:13:48 No.29159415 Report

Quoted By: >>29159573 >>29161507

it gets me so fucking steamed that girls should have designs that they might relate to in my taiwanese tamogatchi simulator

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:14:18 No.29159427 Report

Quoted By: >>29159594

>>29159350
listen i hate waifus and especially waifufags but you gotta chill
Oricoro is not waifu tier and we havent seen salandit's evo yet
also i actually like the grass waifu desgins i hope theyre not female only

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:15:14 No.29159455 Report

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>>29159409
because there's no male poppmaids, sure dutygenerate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:15:42 No.29159465 Report

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>>29159350
>stop making good mons

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:17:25 No.29159506 Report

Quoted By: >>29159537 >>29159809

>>29159350
What's the matter trainer? Insecure about your feelings?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:18:43 No.29159530 Report

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>>29159371
Seems redundant to list all four versions.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:18:59 No.29159537 Report

Quoted By: >>29159809

>>29159506

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:19:34 No.29159545 Report

Quoted By: >>29159579 >>29159585 >>29160775

Does anyone else think all Pokemon designs should just have big dicks flopping everywhere

no girly shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:20:20 No.29159562 Report

Quoted By: >>29159609

>>29159350
Maybe if people would stop sexualizing everything it wouldn't be a problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:20:46 No.29159573 Report

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>>29159415
Eat shit you moeblob loving faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:20:59 No.29159579 Report

Quoted By: >>29160826 >>29162099

>>29159545
How about

girly shit

but

with dicks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:21:21 No.29159585 Report

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>>29159545

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:21:42 No.29159594 Report

Quoted By: >>29159649

>>29159427
>also i actually like the grass waifu desgins i hope theyre not female only

Mangosteens are the Queen of Fruit. Safe to say that they're going to be female only.

If Gamefreak are smart they'd make in this generation, or a future one, an all male Durian counterpart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:21:54 No.29159597 Report

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I agree. we need more mons that look like Absorption

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:22:14 No.29159602 Report

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>>29159371
>Salandit females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:22:29 No.29159609 Report

Quoted By: >>29162025

>>29159562
What's even wrong with sexualizing things? Would you rather have those neckbeards go out chasing actual children?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:22:40 No.29159614 Report

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>>29159350
>tfw waifufag but dislike all of those as waifus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:24:43 No.29159649 Report

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>>29159594
yeah i figured
maybe this will be an opportunity to get over my personal bias

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:27:55 No.29159719 Report

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>>29159350
If you think an Orchid Mantis, a bird, two seals, a robotic fairy, and a grey salamander are attractive, it's not GF's fault.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:32:11 No.29159809 Report

Quoted By:

>>29159506
>>29159537
KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:33:47 No.29159841 Report

Quoted By:

>Pokemon should be masculine reptiles ONLY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:38:10 No.29159923 Report

Quoted By: >>29159970

We didn't need two feminine pure grass lines in another small generation of pokemon. Both physical attackers at that.

They did the same thing making two physical grass/ghosts in gen 6. GF just can't get it right with grass!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:40:22 No.29159970 Report

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>>29159923
>They did the same thing making two physical grass/ghosts in gen 6.

This was weird. It was strange that they didn't make them version exclusives either considering they're both two stage and evolve the same way too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:46:43 No.29160113 Report

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Riddler said Salandit's evo will be a waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:51:45 No.29160210 Report

Quoted By:

>>29159350
Today I learned that poster #29259350 is a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 22:56:26 No.29160331 Report

Quoted By: >>29160699

>>29159350
I think the reason why we've gotten so many loli/waifumons this gen is because Japan's population keeps falling from not only high suicide rates but also less marriages. Having all these kinds of Pokémon could maybe help encourage young Japanse boys to believe that love, marriage and having children are important.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:12:25 No.29160699 Report

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>>29160331
dude wtf the huge, rampant porn culture in Japan is exactly the reason their birth rate is so low in the first place

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:12:44 No.29160704 Report

Quoted By: >>29160871

>>29159350
It never ends anon. And I love it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:15:56 No.29160764 Report

Quoted By: >>29160777 >>29160803

>mfw they give tsareena a 50% gender ratio when it has an ability called 'queenly majesty'

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:16:49 No.29160775 Report

Quoted By: >>29160828

>>29159545
I know one guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:16:56 No.29160777 Report

Quoted By: >>29160830 >>29160841

>>29160764
>mfw when the ability is gender-locked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:18:14 No.29160803 Report

Quoted By:

>>29160764
Only the females get oblivious?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:19:18 No.29160826 Report

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>>29159579
I like the way you think. :^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:19:34 No.29160828 Report

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>>29160775
>That entry about people mistaking Lucario for a legendary pokemon because of the graceful motions of its dong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:19:35 No.29160830 Report

Quoted By:

>>29160777

Trips confirm gender exclusivity

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:20:01 No.29160841 Report

Quoted By:

>>29160777
trips confirm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:20:29 No.29160853 Report

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> putting the shirtless male hula dancer oricorio in this list of waifumon because its pink and therefore you cant possibly see it as anything but female

yall continue to be so fuckin sad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:21:18 No.29160871 Report

Quoted By: >>29160900 >>29160901

>>29160704
That's a nice gif.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:22:42 No.29160900 Report

Quoted By: >>29160962

>>29160871
sauce?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:22:44 No.29160901 Report

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>>29160871
Thanks fampai

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:23:08 No.29160911 Report

Quoted By: >>29160978

>>29159350
u forgot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:25:15 No.29160958 Report

Quoted By: >>29161360

>>29159350
>Using the Hula Bird over Cheerleader Bird
Disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:25:19 No.29160962 Report

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>>29160900
The same of the Brionne gif.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:26:03 No.29160978 Report

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>>29160911
you wouldn't a fly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:27:55 No.29161011 Report

Quoted By:

>>29159350
not using the cheerleader?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:37:54 No.29161253 Report

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>>29159350
I don't feel like fucking Hula Bird. It's the Cheerleader that makes my dick diamonds

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:42:20 No.29161341 Report

Quoted By: >>29161413 >>29161457 >>29161523

I have fallen.

Pokemon are erotic to me now.

I have accepted my cruel fate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:43:18 No.29161360 Report

Quoted By: >>29161474

>>29160958
>Using the Cheerleader Bird over Flamenco Bird
Disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:45:21 No.29161413 Report

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>>29161341
There's no sweeter death than dying knowing you've consacrated your semen to who or what you truly loved.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:45:36 No.29161416 Report

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>Slandit will probably have a female only evo
>It's a Combee disaster again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:47:13 No.29161442 Report

Quoted By:

>>29159350
Why are retards here so triggered by feminine designs? Just ignore them, like you did on previous generations, you dickloving fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:47:56 No.29161457 Report

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>>29161341
How old are you? I'm 26 and never felt compelled to fap to a Pokemon before seeing Brionne and Steenee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:48:00 No.29161458 Report

Quoted By: >>29161539 >>29161588

>>29159350
Steenee isn't a waifu and neither is Brionne.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:48:55 No.29161474 Report

Quoted By:

>>29161360
>not using the objectively superior japanes bird
incredible

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:50:28 No.29161507 Report

Quoted By:

>>29159415
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:51:19 No.29161523 Report

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>>29161341
I was normal too, a few years ago. But now I've seen the light. I have a huge pokeporn folder organized by Pokedex number. Thanks /vp/

Just don't become a full on furfag with fursonas and fursuits and all that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:52:28 No.29161539 Report

Quoted By: >>29161622

>>29161458
How are they not waifus?

>inb4 they're too young

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:54:28 No.29161588 Report

Quoted By: >>29161615

>>29161458
You are my waifu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:55:34 No.29161615 Report

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>>29161588
What kind of exercises do I have to do to become more girl-like? Lots of cardio?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:55:55 No.29161622 Report

Quoted By: >>29161637 >>29161767

>>29161539
They're daughterus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 23:56:58 No.29161637 Report

Quoted By: >>29161728

>>29161622
And what's exactly preventing you from marrying your daugther?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 00:00:52 No.29161728 Report

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>>29161637
They're for hug only, you sick fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 00:02:55 No.29161767 Report

Quoted By: >>29161868 >>29161937

>>29161622
>not waifuing your daughteru
come on, it's 2016!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 00:08:22 No.29161868 Report

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>>29161767
That is not okay, anon. You need to protect them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 00:09:33 No.29161888 Report

Quoted By: >>29161987

I hate waifufags for corrupting cool ass Pokemon. Sort of unrelated but Roserade is one of my favourite Pokemon and I view him as a masked vigilante/zoro character

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 00:11:20 No.29161937 Report

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>>29161767
nice clit you got there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 00:13:18 No.29161987 Report

Quoted By: >>29162006

>>29161888
I'm a waifufag, and I always saw it as a male too. I didn't see it as female until people here claimed it as their pokefu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 00:14:10 No.29162006 Report

Quoted By: >>29162072

>>29161987
And what, you thought Roselia was male too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 00:15:12 No.29162025 Report

Quoted By: >>29162045

>>29159609
I'd rather have then not be disgusting pervs in general.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 00:16:31 No.29162045 Report

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>>29162025
You can't choose not to be a perv, that would just make things worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 00:17:55 No.29162072 Report

Quoted By: >>29162108

>>29162006
No, only Roserade. It's weird, I know, but I really struggle to see it as feminine. It looks more like a flamboyant guy, like Wallace

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 00:19:06 No.29162099 Report

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>>29159579

Hire this man, GF.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 00:19:36 No.29162108 Report

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>>29162072
Eh, I found it plausibly male until I noticed the wide hips.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 02:02:07 No.29164108 Report

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>stop

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