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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 05:11:39 No.29167506 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>29167544 >>29168123 >>29168427 >>29168636 >>29177838

>yfw Rotomdex doesn't personally make up the descriptions for each dex entry

Welp, since Gamefreak managed to completely miss out on one of the most obvious ideas for their Yo-Kai rip-off, what Rotomdex entries can you guys come up with?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 05:12:50 No.29167520 Report

Quoted By: >>29168644 >>29172359

It does make it's own entries. It just takes its encyclopedia work very seriously rather than filling it with meme entries.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 05:14:38 No.29167544 Report

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>>29167506
>Xatu can see the future and the past with it's psychic powers
>the Xatu you're going to catch in the future has already seen you and frankly....it's not impressed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 05:19:07 No.29167596 Report

Quoted By: >>29172999

>This one's--oh, it's me! Some say Rotom are the most handsomest, powerfullest, and coolest Pokemon ever...well, I do, at least!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 05:19:10 No.29167599 Report

Quoted By: >>29167625

>Your new friend Mudsdale looks a little pent up.
>maybe Lille can help you workout some of his parts to relieve him of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 05:20:46 No.29167625 Report

Quoted By: >>29168067

>>29167599
Are you the same person who keeps trying to force this shit meme?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 05:22:39 No.29167647 Report

Quoted By: >>29167907 >>29168735 >>29177970

>When Torracat evolve, they--...seriously? A wrestler cat? Who writes this stuff?!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 05:43:18 No.29167907 Report

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>>29167647
I want this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 05:58:45 No.29168067 Report

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>>29167625
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 06:03:11 No.29168123 Report

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>>29167506
>if Rotom was a person, he'd be 7 feet tall with a 12 inch dick. It turns out that electric ghost is actually really good and is meant for serious competitive play

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 06:26:53 No.29168427 Report

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>>29167506

https://randompokemon.com/

Set to one Pokemon, make up a Dex entry for what you get.

>Ariados

"Ariados make string from its mouth and its rear. You might want to be careful going through any webs in Ariados territory since its hard to tell which end it came from!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 06:32:23 No.29168513 Report

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>Wanting it to be like Yokai Watch

But Sun and Moon are actually looking good, that would ruin them. Gen 6 wasn't the best gen, but it still wasn't Yokai-tier bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 06:34:48 No.29168553 Report

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>>29168427
>Chingling is very insecure about the gaping holes in the sides of it's mouth. If you stick your hand in, it'll leave you forever and then you'll have an empty slot for an actually decent pokemon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 06:35:51 No.29168573 Report

Quoted By: >>29172861

"Rotom Pokedex entries" will probably be one of the first hacks made for the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 06:40:35 No.29168636 Report

Quoted By: >>29168735 >>29168940 >>29168955

>>29167506
>Mimikyu is said to have a frightening true appearance. It hides its true form and instead chooses to imitate Pikachu merchandise from 20 years ago in order to be loved. Unfortunately, in addition to its frightening appearance, it also has bad taste in electric types.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 06:41:07 No.29168644 Report

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>>29167520

It automatically make data records.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 06:41:41 No.29168650 Report

Quoted By: >>29168992

>>29168427
>Raichu, the pancake Pokemon. Some say this rotund rodent can power up an entire city block... Probably still not enough for your jackhammer of a vibrator though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 06:43:37 No.29168677 Report

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>>29168644
Fuck off Richard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 06:45:23 No.29168697 Report

Quoted By: >>29168735 >>29168955

>Researchers have studied day and night trying to figure out why Infernape train so hard. They'd be disappointed if I told them that it's because Blaziken gave him an inferiority complex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 06:46:15 No.29168711 Report

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>>29168644
Prove that the data it collects is the data it displays.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 06:46:34 No.29168716 Report

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>>29168427
>Makuhita is known for never giving up in a fight no matter how many times it's knocked down. Hey, look at its head! They're literally a punching bag!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 06:47:06 No.29168725 Report

Quoted By: >>29168955

>Pikachu, the Mouse Pokemon. Notoriously weak and unpopular, this Pokemon looks up to the dashing and powerful Rotom! Unfortunately, Pikachu will never reach the same heights as its hero.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 06:48:25 No.29168735 Report

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>>29167544
>>29167647
>>29168427
The only good ones so far.

Honorable mention to >>29168697 and >>29168636

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 06:49:44 No.29168752 Report

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>>29168427
Archen, the ugly bird pokemon. Scientists believe that all normal type bird pokemon evolved from this rock type bird pokemon. This is reflected by the fact that it can breed with tentacool and shellder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 06:55:18 No.29168833 Report

Quoted By: >>29168967

What if Rotom just made snark replies on the pokedex entries, though?

>It says here that Chesnaught can flip over a 100-ton tank. For goodness sake, that's the 50th entry in a row that has this sort of fake crap! Not everything's a legendary pokemon, you idiots!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 06:55:23 No.29168836 Report

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>>29168427
>https://randompokemon.com/
shedinja
> o shit rip tho

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 06:56:21 No.29168853 Report

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>>29168711

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 06:57:27 No.29168869 Report

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>Cascoon
They say this Pokemon remembers any attack it endures while in this form and seeks revenge. Maybe if it didn't turn itself into a ball, it wouldn't get kicked so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 06:58:34 No.29168887 Report

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Treecko, the geico Pokemon.

While able to climb vertical surfaces via small hooks in his feet, and sense weather changes with his tail, he often doesn't warn others out of sheer apathy. Naturally cool, calm and collected, Treecko doesn't buckle under pressure, his confidence a good choice among beginner trainers looking for a good fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:00:22 No.29168911 Report

Quoted By: >>29168969 >>29169072

>>29168853
You just proved that it shows you folktales instead of actual information

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:00:39 No.29168914 Report

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>Tropius
The bananas around Tropius' neck aren't his only bananas popular with children

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:02:10 No.29168928 Report

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Espurr, the Restraint PokemaAAHH!

Could you not point that thing at me while I'm trying to work!? Those eyes are creeping me out, man!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:03:14 No.29168940 Report

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>>29168636

This one is great, holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:03:20 No.29168942 Report

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>Luvdisc.
This heart shaped Pokémon is useless ... Hey, isn't that what your parents said about you?. A wise man once said that it would one day evolve into an Alomomola.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:04:00 No.29168955 Report

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>>29168697
>>29168725
This was good

>>29168636
This was great. Actually made me smile

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:04:58 No.29168967 Report

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>>29168833

It scan the Pokémon.

Example: You see Mesprit get scanned in the image that i just posted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:05:02 No.29168969 Report

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>>29168644
>>29168711
>>29168911
>replying to Richard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:05:44 No.29168981 Report

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>Weepinbell
This pitcher plant has a gaping mouth that resembles your asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:06:25 No.29168992 Report

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>>29168650
*Probably still not enough for your mother's jackhammer of a vibrator

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:06:53 No.29169001 Report

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Zubat, the abundant Pokemon. Zubat, the abundant Pokemon. Zubat, the abundant Pokemon. Zubat, the abundant Pokemon. Zubat, the abundant Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:07:04 No.29169005 Report

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Bergmite, the Ice Chunk Pokemon

>Bergmite protect themselves with a shield of ice. This is proven to be stupid, however, as they are easily knocked over to get at their sweet and tender belly meat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:07:35 No.29169011 Report

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>Wormadam Sandy
One of the three versions of Wormadam. This one looks like a slice of pizza, maybe you should try a piece.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:08:43 No.29169029 Report

Quoted By: >>29169076

>>29168427
>Lombre
>This Pokemon is...uh...unfortunate.

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:13:42 No.29169072 Report

Quoted By: >>29170480

>>29168911

But myths, Theories and thoughts in Pokémon Universe on Pokémon Earth are all true.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:13:54 No.29169076 Report

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>>29169029
My sides have exploded, send help

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:15:11 No.29169100 Report

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>Dustox, the Poison Moth Pokemon

The powder scattered from Dustox's wings is toxic enough to make a Pro Wrestler ill. Is that why Litten is only found in Alola?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:15:22 No.29169102 Report

Quoted By: >>29169140 >>29169183

Many people here are trying to be overly edgy or random in a way that would never happen in a Pokemon game

I knew this board was young but the amount of people who can't make a joke with a hint of subtlety is kinda bumming me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:17:48 No.29169140 Report

Quoted By: >>29169169

>>29169102
If you're so sure you can make one, do it, instead of whining about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:19:22 No.29169159 Report

Quoted By: >>29169169 >>29169246

Is rotom automatically registered in your pokedex?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:20:11 No.29169169 Report

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>>29169140
The laziest form of rebuttal

>>29169159
I mean, when you meet a Pikachu in the BW main game in the overworld, it wasn't registered. I do wonder

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:21:00 No.29169181 Report

Quoted By: >>29169220

>>29168427
>Yanma

"Yanma's large compound eyes allow it to see everything around it. Everything. I wouldn't recommend this Pokemon for trainers with something to hide!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:21:24 No.29169183 Report

Quoted By: >>29169220

>>29169102
>no fun allowed
Not everything has to be 100% like the source material.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:24:00 No.29169220 Report

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>>29169181
See, I like this one

>>29169183
I guess this is true. Can't argue with that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:25:55 No.29169246 Report

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>>29169159
No, it's not. I remember one bit of gameplay where it only had two Pokemon registered - your starter and one of the early route Mons. Probably from E3.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:26:27 No.29169255 Report

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>Snivy, the Grass Snake Pokemon

Snake? It's got arms and legs! Isn't that just a Lizard? Someone get Juniper on the phone!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 07:44:38 No.29169443 Report

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>>29168427
>Azumarill
"According to my database, Azure is a shade of blue, so it stands to reason and Azure Marill would be a blue Marill! Since most Marill are blue anyways, I'd... Oh, you meant Azumarill! I knew that!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 08:42:13 No.29169930 Report

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I would love a GlaDOS-style Rotomdex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 09:09:12 No.29170158 Report

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It's reaction to legendary Pokémon would be priceless
>When its life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more.
Uh, buddy, you sure you wanna keep that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 09:24:23 No.29170250 Report

Quoted By: >>29170336

>Sudowoodo, the Imitation Pokémon

Sudowoodo are very fond of photosynthesis, like most plants. The older the Sudowoodo, the tougher its bark gets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 09:31:43 No.29170318 Report

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>Gardevoir
Unfortunately I do not have much information on this pokemon , you can search the internet for better information on this fucking cumslut

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 09:33:55 No.29170336 Report

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>>29170250
>Pikachu, the Mouse Pokemon

This Pokémon has electricity-storing pouches on its cheeks. These appear to become electrically charged during the night while Pikachu sleeps. It occasionally discharges electricity when it is dozy after waking up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 09:43:07 No.29170441 Report

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>Whiscash, the Whiskers Pokemon
This Pokemon has a notoriously powerful Earthquake. Among Hoenn people, it's a bit of a touchy subject.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 09:44:40 No.29170459 Report

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>Gyarados, the Atrocious pokemon. This thing can go on rampages for months, if nobody throws a battery at it first.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 09:46:26 No.29170480 Report

Quoted By: >>29170691

>>29169072
So how can you explain this, and the fact that Mew in fact can not learn Crabhammer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 10:09:47 No.29170691 Report

Quoted By: >>29170720

>>29170480
There's no one to teach him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 10:13:26 No.29170720 Report

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>>29170691
But there is a person that teaches Draco Meteor, Mew can't learn it either.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 11:27:02 No.29171401 Report

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>Joltik

>Joltik, the Tiny Bug Pokémon. It's really, really small! Be careful not to step on it, OK?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 13:00:01 No.29172359 Report

Quoted By: >>29172397 >>29176437

>>29167520
And do you think that a dex that depicts a giant whale as light as air, dragons as manlets, babies as heavywheights and things as "1000 punches per Second" is doing a serious job?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 13:02:57 No.29172397 Report

Quoted By: >>29172494

>>29172359
LOL CHILDREN'S GAME WORLD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 13:06:26 No.29172448 Report

Quoted By: >>29176126 >>29179545

"Slowbro may look like a total dope, but its Psychic-type attacks actually hit pretty hard, so look out! Also, it evolves when a Shelder bites onto a Slowpoke's tail and refuses to let go. Talk about an odd couple, huh?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 13:07:29 No.29172463 Report

Quoted By: >>29172510

>Terrakion
"It is said to have toppled a castle to protect Pokemon from humans. I don't know about you, but I don't think the castles around here don't exactly go down to Rock/Fighting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 13:09:42 No.29172494 Report

Quoted By: >>29172569

>>29172397
What an excellent post, my friend. Surely, seeing people as smart and mature as you is what makes this board Worth it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 13:10:38 No.29172510 Report

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>>29172463
"It is said to have toppled a castle to protect Pokemon from humans. I don't know about you, but I don't think the castles around here go down to Rock/Fighting."

fixed a double negative issue

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 13:12:17 No.29172532 Report

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"I'm still trying to decide if 'exquisite' or 'flawless' is the most appropriate adjective for Rotom. We're the only Pokemon I know of that can possess machinery and other appliances. But because we're so cool, we mainly use our awesome powers to josh around with you guys!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 13:14:42 No.29172569 Report

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>>29172494
You have two options:

There is no lore, it's a game, everything has no meaning whatsoever.

You make everything up, meaning you don't like Pokemon at all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 13:17:08 No.29172604 Report

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"Bulbasaur is #1... at least in the Pokédex, but tons of people still like it a lot. It keeps the vines it uses for whipping attacks retracted and hidden in its large bulb."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 13:21:51 No.29172665 Report

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"Wow... Snorlax just eats and sleeps and eats and sleeps all day... Man, I wish I had its job! But when Snorlax actually attacks, it hits hard and takes a ton of damage to subdue... Just keep chipping away at it!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 13:27:14 No.29172724 Report

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"Absol appears when a disaster is about to happen. If this thing runs ahead of you wherever you go you need to rethink your life choices."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 13:29:04 No.29172745 Report

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>no one has done Gardevoir or ebin donut mememons
I'm proud of you guys

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 13:35:02 No.29172839 Report

Quoted By: >>29178833

"Oh, this guy... It's result of years of gene-splicing experiments with the Pokemon Mew. It's built to be the ultimate fighter but also has a huge mean streak. Yeesh... Approach with caution."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 13:37:19 No.29172861 Report

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>>29168573
I hope so, because it doesn't look like GF is going to make it happen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 13:38:01 No.29172878 Report

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Giratina, it's a very scary and spooky Pokémon that gives me the creeps. I heard that this one time it scared 100 Indian Elephants to death!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 13:38:32 No.29172887 Report

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"Arceus is said to have created the entire world, and both humans and Pokemon. But then if Arceus created everything, then what created- You know what? I'm not gonna get into deep theological discussions in a kids' game!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 13:42:26 No.29172956 Report

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"Dialga is the Pokemon that controls the flow of time... So if you caught it, could you have more time to do your homework? Or go back and prevent all your most embarrassing moments from occurring? The implications are staggering..."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 13:45:53 No.29172999 Report

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>>29167596
I think it's going to be a cheeky bastard like it always is and make itself the very first entry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 13:48:50 No.29173044 Report

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>>29168427
"Wynaut is the Baby form of Wobbuffet. It always has this really big grin on its face. Do you think it knows about all the attacks it'll have to endure as Wobbuffet? Sigh... To be young again..."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 13:55:01 No.29173131 Report

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>>29168427
"Nidoqueen is one matriarch that is large and in charge! The scales that grow over its body make its punches hit hard! Yow! If you encounter one, best be sure to treat Her Majesty with all due respect!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 15:55:17 No.29175044 Report

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Saving a thread, one post at a time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 16:30:55 No.29175613 Report

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>Wailord

>Wailord is one of the tallest Pokemon alive. But don't let that fool you. This guy is so light that it is less dense than air. Why it doesn't fly away and why only one child can rid it at a time beyond me tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 16:39:15 No.29175780 Report

Quoted By: >>29175851 >>29176661

>Scraggy

>Sgraggy is a Pokemon commonly found in inner cities. Just like Cubone, it is left without one parent when it's a baby.

>Scrafty

>Scrafty was once a native to a continent far from Unova. Despite being 13% of Unova's population of Pokemon, it commits 50% of the total crime for both Humans and Pokemon alike. Now ain't that quacking crazy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 16:43:20 No.29175851 Report

Quoted By: >>29179147

>>29175780
Or, and hear me out on this one, we could NOT do that bullshit here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 16:48:34 No.29175954 Report

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>>29168427
>Ah Fearow, the mediocre bird pokemon. From the very start he's been so so-so and it infuriates him so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 16:53:06 No.29176050 Report

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>>29168427
>Pichu

>"This Pokemon is the pre-evolution of the world beloved Pikachu. To evolve this little guy, you must show it affect it will never get."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 16:57:17 No.29176126 Report

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>>29172448
Underrated and realistic. Snarky Dex Rotom would be cute if the rest of the dex entries were like this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 17:09:46 No.29176375 Report

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>>29168427
>Hydreigon were said to be unstoppable killing machines, destroying everything in their path. That is, until people found out you could just hold an Igglybuff in front of it and it will be crying for its mommy in five seconds!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 17:12:08 No.29176421 Report

Quoted By: >>29176814

>Bibarel

>This Pokemon came from a region that is very cold and large. There, Bidoofs that are male will never have children, instead letting their wives mate with any Pokemon as they please. They also take care of the Bidoof offspring, calling them "My wife's son".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 17:13:07 No.29176437 Report

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>>29172359
Pokemon professors only want their job done as quick as possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 17:14:12 No.29176453 Report

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>>29168427
Sudowoodo are known for being one of the only Pokemon that has almost no differences from an actual tree. In fact, it is one! Cut it down, sprinkle some water on it, or whatever! It's just a tree, what could go wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 17:23:46 No.29176661 Report

Quoted By: >>29179147

>>29175780
Fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 17:27:29 No.29176727 Report

Quoted By: >>29176814

>Tapo Koko

>The Electric/Fighting...huh? You say it's actually Electric/Fairy? That's dumb. Anyways, this guy is the guardian of this island. He protects the People and Pokemon of this island.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 17:32:40 No.29176814 Report

Quoted By: >>29176967

>>29176421
Fuck off already.

>>29176727
Literally unfunny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 17:40:48 No.29176967 Report

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>>29176814
>Anon

>Wow. This Pokemon is new. It might be a Grass/Fairy type. Judging by how Anon is just a gay faggot. Luckily grass/fairy is extremely weak to poison type of attacks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 17:48:06 No.29177098 Report

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>>29168427
"Ah Magnemite... As a fellow Electric-type, it's pretty cool. It generates a powerful electro-magnetic field that reacts with that of the Earth's to levitate in the air. But those same properties can fry electronics if it isn't careful... Just keep your favorite computers and handheld game systems away from it, o-okay?!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 17:54:26 No.29177255 Report

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"Drapion can be a bit of a handful. I mean, it's only a giant, armored beast with razor-sharp claws, which can also inject a potent poison... If you encounter a wild one, give its space and respect. It's very prideful of its strength, so treating one with deference may give you some time to escape!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 17:57:10 No.29177316 Report

Quoted By: >>29178277 >>29178370

>"They say that Eggecute are born when one of Exeggutor's heads fall off. Of course, they usually stop saying it after seeing an Eggecute hatch from an egg."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 18:21:00 No.29177838 Report

Quoted By: >>29178030

>>29167506
I wonder how would a Pokedex would be written if Pokemon professors actually care about scientific method.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 18:28:22 No.29177970 Report

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>>29167647
>Fourth wall aware Rotom-dex
Would totally dig this thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 18:31:42 No.29178030 Report

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>>29177838
A bunch of stuff like body structure, anatomy, and function. Then they would detail their behavior and what niche they fill within their environment. Finally, they would get into how the pokemon is useful for humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 18:43:45 No.29178277 Report

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>>29177316
>"eggecute"
A nice entry otherwise

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 18:49:11 No.29178370 Report

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>>29177316

What if the egg is an Exeggutor head? Checkmate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 19:04:20 No.29178627 Report

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>Poliwrath, the Tadpole Pokemon

>Woah man, these guys sure look mad. I wonder what makes them so angry? Could it be because they never get to fully evolve into adulthood?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 19:06:20 No.29178662 Report

Quoted By: >>29179417

>Jigglypuff, the Balloon Pokemon.

>They say that that Jigglypuff's melodic singing can put anyone to sleep. How ridiculou...is tha...zzz...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 19:14:51 No.29178833 Report

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>>29172839
>"Wait, why does it come BEFORE Mew in Pokedex, then? Uh, why must we repeat Old Man Oak's mistakes?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 19:21:49 No.29178962 Report

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>>29168427
>Druddigon might look scary, but he's really a big teddy bear! If, y'know, teddy bears had skin made of sand paper. Seriously though, don't hug this thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 19:32:17 No.29179147 Report

Quoted By: >>29179323 >>29179473

>>29175851
>>29176661
Jesus Christ, what is this, tumblr?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 19:40:18 No.29179323 Report

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>>29179147
No, but this isn't /pol/ either. Go there, maybe someone will laugh at your jokes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 19:44:05 No.29179417 Report

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>>29178662
>How ridiculou...is tha...zzz...
>zzz
KEK!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 19:45:20 No.29179447 Report

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>>29168427
It glides through the air silently and then clings to your face to inject you with venom! Kinda like a crazy fangirl if you are famous! I think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 19:46:36 No.29179473 Report

Quoted By: >>29179604

>>29179147
>people actually want to have a discussion about the topic instead of shitposting about /pol/ memes

AH WHAT DID THIS TURN INTO TUMBLR ALL OF A SUDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 19:49:56 No.29179545 Report

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>>29172448
>Also, it evolves

Oh Rotom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 19:53:58 No.29179604 Report

Quoted By: >>29179633

>>29179473
>Posts were actually related to the thread
>/co/ fags decide to complain about jokes because of Le racist and Le intolerance

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 19:55:12 No.29179633 Report

Quoted By: >>29179670

>>29179604
Fuck off, mate. You know that any /pol/ shit immediately derails the thread. People surprisingly wanted to talk more about the topic than get into shitposting wars.

Now get the fuck off my board and never reply to me or my wife's son ever again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 19:57:29 No.29179670 Report

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>>29179633
Cuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 20:12:18 No.29179939 Report

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>>29168427
>Regigigas, master forge-smith and beefcake. This guy pulled all the goddamn continents and made three mini-mes. You want to fight him? Your funeral.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 20:28:04 No.29180231 Report

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>>29167544
Is Xatu basically a Spike Spiegel pokemon

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