>>29172538 I can safely say that I fucking hate Chansey (And Blissey), I hate every single aspect of it, I hate its lazy round egg shaped design that makes no sense whatsoever, it's just a giant fucking pink oval with arms and legs and some dicks attacked to its upper body. I hate the fact that it's an amazing special wall that is impossible to outclass due to how minmaxed its stats are, it has the second highest hp in the game right after its goddamn unnecessary evo which allows it to use eviolite and guess what? there's a massive power gap between it and the third highest base hp. On top of that they have a really nice special defense and a typing that will pretty much wall any special attacker in the game unless they can target its phys defense or boost a shitload but even then their massive HP gives them a good chance to fight back.
I hate its movepool, Wish, Heal Bell, Softboiled, they are annoying but whatever the idea behind it is that it heals, right? Toxic and TWave? Obnoxious but it's a play on needles and shock therapy. But why the fuck does it get Seismic Toss? Why is it allowed to deal a solid 100 fixed damage while having all those support options and recovery at its disposal? Why can it use Stealth Rock? There's literally no joke behind it, for some random reason, the pink blobs with no physical strength can randomly use wrestling moves and summon rocks into the field. Oh and on top of that it learns Counter so there's always a risk of it surviving a decently strong physical attack and removing the attacker out of the field just by virtue of its massive hp stat.
