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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 22:14:07 No.29182409 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>29182474 >>29182502 >>29182783 >>29182817 >>29182851 >>29183081 >>29183529 >>29183619 >>29183639

Japs hate and murder these graceful creatures, this explains why we ain't got Dolphinmons, even it being a extremely popular animal in the real world

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 22:17:25 No.29182474 Report

Quoted By: >>29182636 >>29182818

>>29182409
Who gives a shit

Dolphins kill their own children on the regular for no reason

They're just like humans; pigs of the sea

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 22:18:13 No.29182502 Report

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>>29182409
I hate dolphins

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 22:22:14 No.29182581 Report

Quoted By: >>29182818

>Dolphins
>graceful
They're assholes and rapists.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 22:25:23 No.29182636 Report

Quoted By: >>29182668 >>29182692 >>29182749

>>29182474
So humans are pigs of the land then?
And pigs are the humans of the animal kingdom?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 22:26:32 No.29182668 Report

Quoted By: >>29182749

>>29182636
>pigs are the humans of the animal kingdom

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 22:27:53 No.29182692 Report

Quoted By: >>29182749

>>29182636
Humans are long pig.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 22:28:33 No.29182706 Report

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>LITERAL dolphin rape caves

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 22:30:08 No.29182749 Report

Quoted By: >>29182922

>>29182636
>>29182668
>>29182692
Two legs good, four legs bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 22:31:50 No.29182783 Report

Quoted By: >>29182940

>>29182409
what the fuck I hate Japan now!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 22:33:22 No.29182817 Report

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>>29182409
When will this "dolphins aren't ugly as fuck" meme die?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 22:33:23 No.29182818 Report

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>>29182474
>>29182581
This is all true. Fuck dolphins. I couldn't care less.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 22:34:41 No.29182851 Report

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>>29182409
Thank you Japanese!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 22:37:06 No.29182906 Report

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DORPHIN AND WHARE?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 22:37:59 No.29182922 Report

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>>29182749
Twelve legs get a newspaper

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 22:39:02 No.29182940 Report

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>>29182783
>So weeb he didn't know that Japan does pretty shifty stuff to the ocean

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 22:45:48 No.29183081 Report

Quoted By: >>29183330 >>29183426 >>29183475 >>29183499 >>29183548 >>29183588 >>29183596

>>29182409
Dolphin are only good for fucking or killing. So I understand if they don't want this kind of adult subject matter in their games. Still though

>those beautiful and smooth innie pussies
>real life anime inverted nipples with pop out nice and thick out of their little pockets
I would like to fuck a dolphin
>you will never nibble those nipples
>you will never eat that tasty pussy
>you will never deny her the pleasure of using her pussy and stick it in her ass instead
Also
>you will never slice out a few steaks and have a nice dinner
Why live

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 22:56:57 No.29183330 Report

Quoted By: >>29183383

>>29183081
What the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 22:59:21 No.29183383 Report

Quoted By: >>29183583

>>29183330
Never seen dolphin pussy or nipples?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 23:01:34 No.29183426 Report

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>>29183081
Add in the fact that it takes literally no convincing to get a dolphin to fuck, and you've got a pretty good gig going there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 23:03:41 No.29183475 Report

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>>29183081
Wouldn't a dolphin just drown you or snap off your dick if you tried to rape it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 23:05:12 No.29183499 Report

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>>29183081

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 23:06:15 No.29183529 Report

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>>29182409
>The Japanese mass murder the sadistic rapists of the sea

WTF! I love the Japanese now!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 23:07:04 No.29183545 Report

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>>29183475
Dolphin's are literally always up for sex. Like, they will do the equivalent of humping you at every opportunity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 23:07:14 No.29183548 Report

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>>29183081
The only people that Ive met who were dolphinfuckers also turned out to be sick depraved pedophiles who have folders of IRL dolphin porn, documentaries of old people who claimed they fucked dolphins as teens and were girlfriend and boyfriend with each other (one even says the dolphin he fucked committed suicide cus it was in a bout of depression for being away from its lover for so long) and have incredibly intimate knowledge of dolphin anatomy. Their #1 goal in life is to find a dolphin by the shore and fuck it right there in the water.

I honestly have no words.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 23:07:52 No.29183563 Report

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>>29183475
The dolphin would just go for it. If its got a headache or needs to wash its hair, it'll just move away.

I've been thinking. It would be easy to make dolphin porn. Build a room and water proof it, have water rain down heavily at all times, put a dolphin on a harness so its lifted off the ground, film guys fucking it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 23:08:59 No.29183583 Report

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>>29183383
Pics, faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 23:09:22 No.29183588 Report

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>>29183081

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 23:10:03 No.29183596 Report

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>>29183081
Neato

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 23:11:11 No.29183619 Report

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>>29182409
>why we ain't got Dolphinmons

what is kyogre

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 23:11:38 No.29183627 Report

Quoted By: >>29183655 >>29183662

>Wanting Pokemon based on the manlets of the Dolphins species
>Not wanting a proper Orca Pokemon as the representative of Dolphin kind

Reminder that Orca's will literally toy with seals trapped on ice flows to use them as training for the young pod members to coordinate how to knock seals off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 23:12:00 No.29183634 Report

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>>29183619
A gay fish

Masuda

Masuda Sun 16 Oct 2016 23:12:06 No.29183639 Report

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>>29182409
Dolphins are food. Plus they rape. They're one of the 1400 thousand animals that rape.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 23:12:49 No.29183655 Report

Quoted By: >>29183671

>>29183627
Kyogre is my favorite Pokemon, and it's pretty close

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 23:13:02 No.29183662 Report

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>>29183627
I'm not sticking my dick near that

Masuda

Masuda Sun 16 Oct 2016 23:13:36 No.29183671 Report

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>>29183655
Killer whale

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 23:13:49 No.29183672 Report

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>>29183583
Banworthy. Not on my PC either. Just bing it. The nipple pictures might be hard or impossible to find, but I have those, just not on me. Imagine nice nipples. Like fat pencil erasers. Well those pop out of the little pockets next to the vagina

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2016 23:25:20 No.29183898 Report

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By the way. Popmaid and brionne would have dolphin style genitals, if female ones existed that is

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