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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 04:19:53 No.29189097 View View Reply Original Report

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Ooooh~? You want to fuck me?

How about you get a job and make your parents proud you pathetic virgin manchild?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 04:21:53 No.29189138 Report

Quoted By: >>29189182 >>29191065

>Courtney, of all people, saying this.

She's literally a pathetic virgin womanchild with autism and no real job, just being a terrorist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 04:24:10 No.29189182 Report

Quoted By: >>29189329

>>29189138
Isn't being Psychic a legit profession in Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 04:25:29 No.29189212 Report

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>>29189097
she would never say that to me :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 04:30:54 No.29189292 Report

Quoted By: >>29193910

>>29189097
Got job
Own place

Spread em

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 04:32:05 No.29189309 Report

Quoted By: >>29189345

>>29189097
jokes on you, I've got my own place, have a job, AND have gotten laid

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 04:33:42 No.29189329 Report

Quoted By: >>29191194

>>29189182
outsourced to the slaves in balls I'd say

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 04:34:41 No.29189343 Report

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>>29189097
That's not how you Courtneypost. You need to make her creepy and socially unaware, not some normie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 04:34:47 No.29189345 Report

Quoted By: >>29189989 >>29190644 >>29191037 >>29193734

>>29189309
Then why are you still here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 04:35:59 No.29189367 Report

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>>29189097
>Inherited more money than I know what to do with
>I live off of the interest
>Own a home
Rolling a natural 20, followed by a 20 to confirm in life feels great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:16:03 No.29189989 Report

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>>29189345
Why wouldn't I be here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:37:16 No.29190308 Report

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>>29189097
Why haven't you gotten a job, OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:41:57 No.29190382 Report

Quoted By: >>29190582

>parents
>plural

immersion ruined

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:58:43 No.29190582 Report

Quoted By: >>29190602

>>29190382
I'm sorry to hear that Tyrone

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 06:00:13 No.29190600 Report

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>implying the people she's most fascinated with have jobs or that one of them makes his parents proud at all

Courtney is the type of girl that you show her any sort of attention or give her any sort of purpose, she'd become obsessed with you, even if that purpose is you literally just asking the time of day consistently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 06:00:25 No.29190602 Report

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>>29190582
>>>/pol/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 06:03:00 No.29190644 Report

Quoted By: >>29190668 >>29190679

>>29189345
You can't leave this place. Its cursed. I've tried many times to quit and try to finally be happy but I get pulled back in time and time again. I've been here many years and seen the same fate with other anons. Maybe one day we'll escape. One day I'll be out of this hell hole and be happy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 06:03:04 No.29190646 Report

Quoted By: >>29191194

Tough talk from a chuuni neet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 06:04:38 No.29190668 Report

Quoted By: >>29191733

>>29190644
We're here forever. Just 3 more years and the big ole 15 will hit for me. ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 06:05:32 No.29190679 Report

Quoted By: >>29190717

>>29190644
There is only one way. Get b&. Do it hard. Shitpost smut and Hungermons until you get a permanent ban.

Or keep an ammonia spray bottle near your computer, and spray yourself in the face every time you start to go onto 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 06:07:32 No.29190717 Report

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>>29190679
Bans are nothing anymore anon, nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 06:33:28 No.29191037 Report

Quoted By:

>>29189345
because shitposting is a fun pastime
and I'm addicted to memes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 06:35:24 No.29191065 Report

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>>29189138
that's you though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 06:45:23 No.29191194 Report

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>>29189329

You'd still need a way for the psychic Pokemon to communicate with you, which I'm guessing is the role psychics play using their own abilities.

>>29190646

Is she really a chuuni if she's a high ranking official within a terrorist organization?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 07:03:29 No.29191402 Report

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>>29189097
>Courtney is now Juri Han
I don't know how to feel about this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 07:07:54 No.29191446 Report

Quoted By: >>29191489 >>29191610

>>29189097
Why isn't this being released in japan? Just why? I want to hear her seiyuu voice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 07:11:06 No.29191489 Report

Quoted By: >>29191528

>>29191446
Could you even understand it, weeb?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 07:14:50 No.29191528 Report

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>>29191489
Yes actually. I didn't take japanese in uni for nothing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 07:22:55 No.29191610 Report

Quoted By: >>29191788

>>29191446

Considering they all seem to be under five minutes long, I could see them waiting until they're finished and playing them all at once.

This kind of weekly release schedule just doesn't feel right for Japan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 07:35:42 No.29191733 Report

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>>29190668
MOOOOOOOOODS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 07:40:55 No.29191788 Report

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>>29191610
There are about 10 short anime shows airing this season, with airing times from 2 to 13 minutes. I don't think that's an issue at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 07:44:51 No.29191817 Report

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>>29189097
>You want to fuck me?
I don't want to fuck crazy
>How about you get a job and make your parents proud you pathetic virgin manchild?
nice impossible standards

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 08:40:53 No.29192324 Report

Quoted By: >>29193910

>>29189097
>jobless
>virgin
but I'm neither of those courtney
now get here and suck this dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 09:35:53 No.29192797 Report

Quoted By: >>29193910

>>29189097
But I have a job, my own place, and a pretty kickass truck.

So I tells you what. We can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 11:01:58 No.29193615 Report

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>>29189097
yes, i agree, but 4chan is this, a fucking site

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 11:03:36 No.29193633 Report

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>>29189097

>get a job

done

>make your parents proud

done

Also, I was talking to Matt. Fuck off, Courtney. Nobody likes you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 11:11:02 No.29193734 Report

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>>29189345
I once left the chans.
Every friday night I browsed Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter... and then I shitpost a little and go back to bed. I did that because I wanted to find a backlink to 4chan, anon. Everytime I saw a blue hypertext link I would close my eyes and prayed that I could get back. Then I got sick of lying. I made a mistake. I wasn't supposed to leave. I had to go back, anon. I had to go back!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 11:13:03 No.29193759 Report

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>>29189097
Why arent mods deleting this? Its plain abuse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 11:15:43 No.29193794 Report

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I have a job, parents are proud, set to insert a family business along side my own that will be a side job I barely have to manage to get an extra £45k a year on top of my regular 50k a year

Pls fuk me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 11:20:47 No.29193855 Report

Quoted By: >>29193910

>>29189097
Done. You spreading em yet?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 11:25:11 No.29193910 Report

Quoted By: >>29193979 >>29193981

>>29189292
>>29192324
>>29192797
>>29193855
It's too late for that, anon. I have found someone else

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 11:31:59 No.29193979 Report

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>>29193910
>*unsheaths dual light and dark katanas*
>"pfft i dont need u anyway, i hav a gf u know, shes sooooooo hot"
>*teleports behind u*
>"U know, u cud have been my gf, but now u will pay thu prise"
>*1000 eclipse rain dazzle blast*
>*U blow up in to 10000000000000000000 bits*
>"pssh, nothin personell, kidd"
>*tips black fedora and puts trenchcoat back on*
>*walks away into sunset wit gf whos blond and hotand has big boobies*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 11:32:10 No.29193981 Report

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>>29193910
That wasn't a request.

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