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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 04:59:33 No.29189708 View View Reply Original Report

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Please evolve into something badass... Please... Please don't evolve into waifubait... I've had enough of waifushit.... Please god...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:00:10 No.29189716 Report

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>>29189708
It's already waifubait.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:00:25 No.29189720 Report

Quoted By: >>29189763 >>29193523 >>29193591

I got news for you buddy and you're not going to like it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:02:57 No.29189763 Report

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>>29189720
Thanks Doc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:04:13 No.29189782 Report

Quoted By: >>29189953

>>29189708
Every pokemon is waifu/husbando-bait for someone.

fuckmylife

fuckmylife Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:07:25 No.29189856 Report

Quoted By: >>29189878

dunsparce is my husbando
yeet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:08:24 No.29189870 Report

Quoted By: >>29189894

Any Pokemon can be badass, badass is a state, not a being.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:08:59 No.29189878 Report

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>>29189856

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:10:08 No.29189894 Report

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>>29189870
>retard mongoloid garbage like Goodra can be badass
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:13:00 No.29189938 Report

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>>29189894
Give it the right framing, sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:14:07 No.29189953 Report

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>>29189782
But 90% not have canon references likely FEMALE Salandit pheromones...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:14:36 No.29189962 Report

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>>29189938
Yeah. sure it can.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:14:41 No.29189966 Report

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>>29189953

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:15:45 No.29189981 Report

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Enjoy future bipedal smug lizard in what? 24 hours?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:16:52 No.29190008 Report

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>>29189999
>>29190000

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:22:22 No.29190105 Report

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>>29189708
TOO LATE FAGGOT
TIME TO FAP EVEN MORE FURIOUSLY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:37:41 No.29190321 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:39:44 No.29190351 Report

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>>29190321
I just want to poke it in the stomach and make it my friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 05:46:30 No.29190442 Report

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>>29190321
I want it on my dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 06:20:57 No.29190905 Report

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>>29189981
didn't it take 3 days last time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 06:26:37 No.29190957 Report

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>>29190905
ORAS demo came out on the 15th, datamine happened on the 15th

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 06:30:53 No.29191011 Report

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>>29189953
>male Salandits are such flaming homos that the females had to develop pheromones just to keep their species going

Lewd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 08:37:52 No.29192298 Report

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please evolve into a waifumon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 08:39:11 No.29192312 Report

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>>29189708
>he don't want his own medusa

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 08:39:40 No.29192315 Report

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is this a digimon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 08:43:20 No.29192344 Report

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>>29189708
I agree with you OP.
I wouldn't mind if these waifu mon were feminine from the start, but stop turning bro tier mon into shitty virgin waifu bait!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 08:43:52 No.29192348 Report

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>>29189708
If they do have a waifu evolution based around the whole pheremones thing, I'd like to believe there'd be a separate male evolution, due to the fact that they specifically acknowledge that only the female Salandits have that property.

Unless it becomes another combee

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 08:45:05 No.29192361 Report

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>>29189708
Well goodness master, look what I've found.
Aren't they just lovely?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 10:53:36 No.29193523 Report

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>>29189720

Is there a Vegeta counterpart to this gif?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 10:56:42 No.29193556 Report

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>>29189708
>muh badass pokemon
underageb&

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 10:59:11 No.29193591 Report

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>>29189720
>>29193523

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 11:02:55 No.29193625 Report

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Good, I'll need a token waifu on my team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 13:48:56 No.29195761 Report

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>>29189708
what about a badass waifu?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 13:57:50 No.29195896 Report

Quoted By: >>29195920

>>29193556
I know right? Thoe fucking underage kids with their badass monsters and kaijus and etc.

Grown, mature men like you and I know better. Our taste in overly feminine pokémon, and "cute" "silly" designs is truly what set us aparts from those immature kids and their metal-plated dragons

By the way, I hope to see you at the next bronicon so we can discuss how all women are whores and how we keep being friendzoned.

Au revoir! *tips fedora*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 13:58:09 No.29195899 Report

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>>29189708
>I want a species whose entire point is to attract male mons and humans to evolve into a badass monster
Do you want dry water with that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 13:59:27 No.29195920 Report

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>>29195896
>>29195899

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 14:00:23 No.29195937 Report

Quoted By: >>29195978 >>29195988

>>29195899
Only the females do that, and the bandit theme is more prevalent in the design

Go fuck yourself waifu neckbeard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 14:01:59 No.29195959 Report

Quoted By: >>29196400 >>29198277

>>29189708
>implying that shitmon will evolve

AHOY THERE, PU TIER!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 14:03:03 No.29195978 Report

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>>29195937
Go read the description, the males are irrelevant. Enjoy your Combee 2.0

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 14:03:53 No.29195988 Report

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>>29195937
Enjoy your cat burglar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 14:07:05 No.29196039 Report

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>>29189708
I hope it doesn't evolve, I like the idea of beating the shit out of everyone with a tiny gecko.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 14:29:25 No.29196374 Report

Quoted By: >>29196405 >>29196823 >>29197413

>Yfw when females become wafuimwafuimonsis posion/psychic

>Yfw when males turn into a Komodo dragon poison/fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 14:30:42 No.29196400 Report

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>>29195959
>shitmon
This thing is designed to fuck up the meta in weird ways

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 14:30:52 No.29196405 Report

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>>29196374
Please this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 14:32:55 No.29196445 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 14:34:10 No.29196471 Report

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>>29189708
but anon, she already is waifubait, the best one in years, actually

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 14:40:12 No.29196593 Report

Quoted By: >>29196617

>>29196471

It's not waifubait to anyone that doesn't have a severe mental disorder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 14:41:50 No.29196617 Report

Quoted By: >>29196738 >>29196742

>>29196593
Read. The. Fucking. Description.
It's canonically waifubait. This is like clownfags all over again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 14:44:05 No.29196659 Report

Quoted By: >>29198237

>>29196400
WOW! YOU USED TOXIC ON SKARMORY! SO FUCKING GOOD

*drill pecks you to death*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 14:49:13 No.29196738 Report

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>>29196617
i think he was implying a human wanting to fuck a toxic salamander was fucking bizarre, never mind the fact it oozes pheromones

"haha it makes people love it to do it's bidding" =/= "I'm gunna/wanna put my dick in it"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 14:49:19 No.29196742 Report

Quoted By: >>29197331 >>29197539

>>29196617
It's a lizard that breathes poison and fire. If you see it as "muh waifu", you have a serious mental disorder

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 14:51:16 No.29196781 Report

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>>29189708
I feel you anon. I don't particularly like waifubait pokemon and I need something to deal with fairy types. Its even worse that I want a girl Salandit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 14:53:24 No.29196815 Report

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>>29193591
Where's the one with both?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 14:53:43 No.29196823 Report

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>>29196374
> first poison/psychic after 6 gens
> clit only
Why god?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:00:10 No.29196943 Report

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>>29189708
Thinly veiled "please draw a hot evolution for me" thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:03:07 No.29197011 Report

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>>29189708
I have big hopes with Salandit.
I'm going mono poison as usuall, and this will be perfect addon to my team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:11:25 No.29197200 Report

Quoted By: >>29197224

>>29189708
Riddler indicated it gets split evos based on gender

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:12:49 No.29197223 Report

Quoted By: >>29197243

>wanting to stick your dick in poison/fire

I'll never understand waifufags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:12:57 No.29197224 Report

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>>29197200
>riddler

Stopped reading there

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:13:23 No.29197232 Report

Quoted By: >>29197318

no matter how good it may seem there is nothing stopping them pulling some major bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:14:24 No.29197243 Report

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>>29197223
delicous cloaca.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:18:39 No.29197318 Report

Quoted By: >>29197347 >>29198146

>>29197232
But Aromatisse is the best Pokemon of Gen 6

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:19:21 No.29197331 Report

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>>29196742
It's not how I see it, it's what it is. The males are irrelevant, the females attract males from other species including humans. Wanting to get something completely different for an evolution is just setting yourself up for disappointment. Then you'll start shitposting about the real evo later, because "who would've guessed!?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:20:21 No.29197347 Report

Quoted By: >>29197360 >>29197399

>>29197318
worst with that stupid sea pokemon too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:21:11 No.29197360 Report

Quoted By: >>29197435

>>29197347
>stupid sea pokemon
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:23:50 No.29197399 Report

Quoted By: >>29197435 >>29197584

>>29197347
Are you shitting on Malamar, Clawitzer or Dragalge? get the fuck out, it's your fault that we're getting Gen 2 2.0

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:24:55 No.29197413 Report

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>>29196374
You're getting Combee 2.0 and you're going to like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:26:54 No.29197435 Report

Quoted By: >>29197524

>>29197360
>>29197399
barbaracle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:32:49 No.29197524 Report

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>>29197435
>barbaracle
Ah, well I can't argue with you on that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:33:38 No.29197539 Report

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>>29196742
>implying wanting to fuck a pokemon is a serious mental disorder
WARNING! LEWD CONTENT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:36:12 No.29197584 Report

Quoted By: >>29197666

>>29197399
>we're getting Gen 2 2.0

What?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:36:39 No.29197595 Report

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More than a waifumon I hope Salandit becomes an elegant Pokemon like Milotic with a temptress theme. I really love simple yet classy designs but they are really rare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:40:48 No.29197666 Report

Quoted By: >>29197701

>>29197584
Lots of cutesy Pokemon, and barely any three stage lines

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:42:50 No.29197701 Report

Quoted By: >>29197842 >>29197871

>>29197666
Oh, you're just a retarded Balliofag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:49:46 No.29197842 Report

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>>29197701
I hate Ballio and my three favorite Pokemon this gen are Popmaid, Tsareena and Kommo-o.
I was talking about stuff like Palossand, Bewear, the mushroom, and single stage stuff like Drampa, Turtonator, Mimikyu, Bruxish, etc. Bounsweet was saved by the evolutions, but I'm not hopeful for the others

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:51:29 No.29197871 Report

Quoted By: >>29197978

>>29197701
I don't understand why you all hate Balliobros.
They have their threads and act nicer than most of the board, meanwhile every fucker called balliofag starts his post with "I hate Ballio..."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:55:43 No.29197936 Report

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I'll just be happy if it evolves at all, because I'd like to have it on my team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 15:58:47 No.29197978 Report

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>>29197871
But I do hate Ballio. Blame the fags who spammed it on every Poppmaid thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 16:04:35 No.29198098 Report

Quoted By: >>29198182 >>29198189

>>29196400
>you can poison a type that's already weak to you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 16:07:33 No.29198146 Report

Quoted By: >>29198269

>>29197318
>Aromatisse defenders believe this
Face it, only waifufags like this mon, unless you don't have a problem with that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 16:09:11 No.29198182 Report

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>>29198098
Watch them give Corrosion to Alolan Muk as a HA. Since it doesn't smell anymore and that was Muk's entire gimmick, now it has place for a new HA to play around with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 16:09:21 No.29198189 Report

Quoted By: >>29198323

>>29198098
It can toxic other poison mons I believe anon. Also

>heatran

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 16:11:40 No.29198237 Report

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>>29196659
>Skarmory
>using Drill Peck instead of BB
>implying Salandit won't have an evolution
If you don't know by now how this game works, then you are beer of not saying anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 16:13:05 No.29198269 Report

Quoted By: >>29198400

>>29198146
Only butthurt plague doctor autists take issue with aromatisse, which is unfortunately quite a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 16:13:26 No.29198277 Report

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>>29195959
>implying it won't
Remember back when everyone tought Rampardos will be unstoppable and Heatran bottom of the barrel NU ? Yeah, good times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 16:15:24 No.29198323 Report

Quoted By: >>29198352

>>29198189
>a shitmon vs a legendary
>using status

Hm I wonder how that will turn out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 16:17:19 No.29198352 Report

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>>29198323
>still trying to push that it'll be a shitmon despite knowing fuck-all about its stats/evolutions

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 16:20:12 No.29198400 Report

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>>29198269
By a lot you mean more then half of the community.

I personally don't care much about Aromatisse, you like it ? Good for you, you like a mon I don't like, it's not the end of the world. I just would've loved something more, well, bird like. Like something that doesn't look like a piece of fluff with a mask glued on it. Maybe more royal, like a flamingo (or any kind of bird that can pull a humanoidal stance) with a flamboyant pink dress and possibly more different colors, some purple and black in there to work with the abundance of pink and light green as tone color, but very restricted.

But eh, can't change the past.

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 16:20:57 No.29198414 Report

Quoted By: >>29198476

>>29189708
Perhaps you want something like this, OP?

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2016 16:24:44 No.29198476 Report

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>>29198414
>anthro
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