>be Australian
>have to have 12 flamethrower defense turrets per square foot to keep spiders at bay
>bear traps to keep the walabingobombos away
>12 foot steel wall to keep the professional kangaroo snipers from blowing your brains out
>anti air missiles to scare the vultures away
>12 gallons of every type of snake venom known to man
>Internet data cap at 1.375 KB a month
>abos stealing fuel from giant tank used to protect from the Australian wastes
>get pokemon demo early for my area
>after 12 years of downloading I get the demo
>get bit by fly smaller than a millimeter before you can play
>die a slow death
