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Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 13:31:20 No.29239244 View View Reply Original Report

Literally the biggest FUCK (YOU) GF has EVER thrown our way. How can you be ok with this anon? Should I be ok with this ugly tranny slut?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 13:32:49 No.29239281 Report

Quoted By: >>29239568

>>29239244
Just reset for a female or pick a different starter if you have a problem with it.

>But I shouldn't have to!

But you should, gamefreak doesn't have to cater to you and your tastes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 13:33:23 No.29239302 Report

Quoted By: >>29239807 >>29240025

I can be okay with it because I can understand not every Pokemon design is meant to appeal to me. Regardless of how successful this may be at pandering to the chosen demographic which is probably not waifu furfags by the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 13:33:43 No.29239315 Report

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>>29239244
I'm an ugly tranny slut and I take offense to this post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 13:34:39 No.29239343 Report

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yes you should

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 13:34:51 No.29239349 Report

Quoted By: >>29239568

>>29239244
Fuck you she is a BEAUTIFUL tranny slut

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 13:35:59 No.29239375 Report

Quoted By: >>29239568

>>29239244
Are you triggered, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 13:36:19 No.29239387 Report

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>>29239244
Because if the starter ratio of 7:1 male's supposed to be taken as a design point.
Expect a feminine starter every two or three gens, one of every 8.
Delphox, This, and maybe Meganium.
At worst, we got our third a generation early.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 13:41:24 No.29239526 Report

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>>29239244

Good b8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 13:42:53 No.29239568 Report

Quoted By: >>29239716 >>29240134 >>29240493 >>29241008

>>29239281
You don't get it, I have a LIVING DEX.To keep it up to date, I have to CATCH THAT... thing... I don't want that thing, or its line, anywhere NEAR me, let alone in my PC box.
>>29239349
No, anon. HE isn't.
>>29239375
Yes, very. I don't care about Robinroot, that's ok, I guess, that whole line is Meh to me, so whatevs. I'm disappointed in the Luchfag, but I'll get over it, and still end up liking him, eventually. This? No, I CAN NOT, and WILL NOT have anything to do with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 13:47:34 No.29239716 Report

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>>29239568
But would you... ya know... ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 13:50:33 No.29239799 Report

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>>29239244
i agree shes bad on neckbeards like her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 13:50:54 No.29239807 Report

Quoted By: >>29239887

>>29239302
This. A hundred times this.

Poppmaid's not my style. But what the fuck ever, it's design makes coherent sense.. a mermaid and a seal have similar enough body structures, and they mix a little idolshit in with it. It works.

I dare say, this is probably the best way TO do a mermaid pokemon. The only thing I really question is whether it should be a starter, but again.. what the fuck ever.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 13:52:07 No.29239844 Report

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>>29239244
>Pokemon come in both genders
>Have several dual sexed starters who have beards no matter which sex
>Have two manly seal lines
>Everyone flips their shit over ballerina seal

You are the the dumb, ass backwards people who make cunty feminists look sane. Stop that. Just not like it and move on, jesus christ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 13:52:16 No.29239852 Report

Quoted By: >>29242175 >>29242197

>great design
>biggest fuck you
Yeah they sure showed me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 13:52:28 No.29239863 Report

Quoted By: >>29240217

>>29239244
i think its because water starter fags are upset they didn't get a masculine or "cool" water starter 7 gens in a row

when you think about it the past 6 starters look male with out forcing them to look female

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 13:53:15 No.29239887 Report

Quoted By: >>29240064

>>29239807
Eh, I kinda feel milotic was the better way to do a mermaid Pokemon. But this is still fine and an interesting connection made. It'd just not going to be my favorite next to an owl archer or litten3's huge, distinctive personality that comes through even in its still shot we've seen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 13:53:45 No.29239903 Report

Quoted By: >>29242225

>>29239244
Hahaha sucks for you. I love this Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 13:54:22 No.29239918 Report

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>>29239244
I'm not ok with it but it's official. Nothing we can do about, in the words of a wise woman of our times "I want to forgive you and I want to forget you"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 13:57:35 No.29240025 Report

Quoted By: >>29240104 >>29240106 >>29240231

>>29239302
>which is probably not waifu furfags by the way.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 13:58:56 No.29240064 Report

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>>29239887
>milotic
>mermaid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:00:24 No.29240104 Report

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>>29240025
Well it isn't, it's obviously for little girls. Try not to be jaded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:00:27 No.29240106 Report

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>>29240025
It seems like the more logical conclusion would be that, instead of assuming Gamefreak made a starter for fetishists to jack off over, they made a starter to explicitly appeal to little girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:01:10 No.29240134 Report

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>>29239568
>he

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:03:52 No.29240217 Report

Quoted By: >>29240266 >>29240289 >>29240341 >>29240386 >>29240809 >>29240851

>>29239863
Every one of these could be male or female

Poppmaid's design is female, end of story

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:04:14 No.29240231 Report

Quoted By: >>29241128

>>29240025
You really think that they didn't make the girly completely flat and curveless idol mermaid, devoid of any human sexual features, for little girls, BUT INSTEAD made it to specifically pander to an extremely small group of social outcasts, the likes of which would bring about a highly taboo and negative association with themselves? You really think this, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:05:17 No.29240266 Report

Quoted By: >>29240362 >>29240642 >>29242245

>>29240217
>The emperor and sea lion with a mustache and beard totally look like girls, guys!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:05:50 No.29240289 Report

Quoted By: >>29240362

>>29240217
>samurott
>female
eeeeeh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:07:31 No.29240341 Report

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>>29240217
Empoleon and Samurott are masculine designs. Popmaid is a feminine design. I see nothing wrong with it.
But you're shitposting anyway, so have another (You)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:07:55 No.29240362 Report

Quoted By: >>29240412 >>29240508 >>29240892

>>29240266
Yes empoleon can be either, nothing about it's design screams male
>>29240289
Samurott is the only one that looks more male

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:08:41 No.29240386 Report

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>>29240217
All of them look more masculine tho. Empoleon is a king for fuck's sake. But hwaaaaaah, we didn't get a starter that appeals specifically to my tastes!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:08:50 No.29240391 Report

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I like the design. It's like using a female Machamp or male Gardevoir, makes no difference to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:09:06 No.29240412 Report

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>>29240362
>Nothing about it's design screams male

Then nothing about Poppmaid's design screams female either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:11:25 No.29240493 Report

Quoted By: >>29240540

>>29239568
how can you live being so autistic? or do you perhaps have downs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:11:41 No.29240508 Report

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>>29240362
So we agree that Samurott looks male? That's good. Now we can put this nonsense to rest, not all starters need to be gender neutral

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:12:24 No.29240536 Report

Quoted By: >>29242300

>>29239244
Stay salty. I'm happy with what we got, been believing all these months and it pays off whenever I see a thread like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:12:44 No.29240540 Report

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>>29240493
It's probably Hazel, I can't imagine anyone else being that autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:16:19 No.29240642 Report

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>>29240266
Samurai Otter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:18:32 No.29240725 Report

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>>29239244
>biggest fuck you
>not traded Haunter holding an Everstone
>not the shitty, underdeveloped Kalos region
>not fucking Alolan Persian

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:20:23 No.29240809 Report

Quoted By: >>29240889

>>29240217
Ninjai, samurai, and emperors literally can't be females, though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:21:18 No.29240851 Report

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>>29240217
I accept the fact that in a hypocrite because I know none of these look like they could be females and yet they are but there's just something about the mermaid I don't like and it's not it being girly because fruit queen is a bad bitch on my team

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:22:05 No.29240880 Report

Quoted By: >>29240928 >>29241376

>>29239244
Trannies are mentally ill animals who need to be gassed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:22:21 No.29240889 Report

Quoted By: >>29240906

>>29240809
google kunoichi and onna-bugeisha. onlyemperors can't be female.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:22:27 No.29240892 Report

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>>29240362
Delusional

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:22:58 No.29240906 Report

Quoted By: >>29241013

>>29240889
Baras cant be female and thats 4/6 of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:23:23 No.29240928 Report

Quoted By: >>29241376

>>29240880
Let's not go that far
You should definitely use "that" instead of "who"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:23:50 No.29240945 Report

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>>29239244
50% of vaguely anthropomorphic pokemon are ugly tranny sluts

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:25:39 No.29241008 Report

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>>29239568
You've lost already, venusaurfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:25:48 No.29241013 Report

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>>29240906
i'm with you on this, i like the feminine design of poppmaid and have nothing against it, was just pointing out a historical inaccuracy in the other anon's post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:28:47 No.29241128 Report

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>>29240231
You can't expect rational thought from people who are constantly wringing their hands over the furry boogeyman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:29:12 No.29241141 Report

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>>29239244
>Implying you wouldnt rub your 5 inches sissyboi penis all over her had you the chance

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:33:02 No.29241294 Report

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/vp/ would you fuck a dolphin

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:35:23 No.29241376 Report

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>>29240880
>>29240928

No offense but how to people like you function in the real world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:37:27 No.29241460 Report

Quoted By: >>29242196 >>29242278

I guess it's only fair. Grass types had Meganium, Fire types have Delphox. Now we have this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:38:58 No.29241513 Report

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>>29239244
I'm just glad the porn will continue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:48:38 No.29241820 Report

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>>29239244
>this autistic over a single byte

Fucking /pol/ man

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 14:52:24 No.29241930 Report

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>>29239244
If it has Aurora Veil as signature move I would make it a tanky mermaid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 15:01:09 No.29242175 Report

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>>29239852
Kill yourself son of a bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 15:02:00 No.29242196 Report

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>>29241460
I thought Meganium was alright, even back when I was a wee lad playing Gold.
Delphox is just unfortunate, the 3D model is horrendous but it looks great in 2D.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 15:02:02 No.29242197 Report

Quoted By: >>29242565

>>29239852
>that thing
>great design

wew

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 15:02:23 No.29242209 Report

Quoted By: >>29242846

>Poppmaid is wrong because possibly male starter
>Luchalitten is ok? despite possibly female starter

what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 15:03:00 No.29242225 Report

Quoted By: >>29242524 >>29242747

>>29239903
>Look mom, I love shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 15:03:28 No.29242241 Report

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>>29239244
DO WE KNOW THE TYPING ON THIS THING, YET?

MONO WATER OR WATER/FAIRY?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 15:03:33 No.29242245 Report

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>>29240266
>that penguin with the maid outfit is sure masculine!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 15:04:35 No.29242278 Report

Quoted By: >>29242846

>>29241460
>A flower dinosaur
>A mage
>A mermaid

Only one of these things is exclusively female

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 15:05:16 No.29242300 Report

Quoted By: >>29242703

>>29240536
Fuck off nigger.

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Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 15:09:34 No.29242429 Report

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>>29239244
>Literally the biggest FUCK (YOU) GF has EVER thrown our way

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 15:11:03 No.29242475 Report

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>>29239244
>denialfag tears
Delicious. We knew about this design for like 2 months now and everybody loves Poppmaid.
>muh 87.5%
Yeah yeah, we've been over this meme last gen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 15:12:51 No.29242524 Report

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>>29242225

Stay mad, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 15:13:26 No.29242542 Report

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>>29239244
Come on. There have been starters a lot worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 15:14:23 No.29242565 Report

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>>29242197

Whoa, strong rebuttal there.

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Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 15:19:04 No.29242703 Report

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>>29242300

You a 200% mad Nigger.
Straight Crack fiending nigger.
Go Back to the Hood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 15:20:14 No.29242747 Report

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>>29242225
>WAHHHH! People like what I don't like!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 15:23:29 No.29242846 Report

Quoted By: >>29242957

>>29242209
The odds of Luchalitten being female are much lower.
>>29242278
You can't deny Delphox looks feminine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2016 15:26:37 No.29242957 Report

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>>29242846
no they aren't you idiot, it's the same 12,5% chance

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