>>29243698You don't like the Sultry Salandit Bandit, fine, but those are literally the fucking worst alternative evos you could have chosen. They don't look anything like Salandit or anything like its 'theme' of being a sneaky, clever, non-combative Pokemon.
She's a sneaky little seductress who charms her way out of trouble. It fits, and it's your own fault you expected anything else, not 'duh genie rats!'