>>29251848Yes I will.
I'll pick Pooplio because I want Hau to have LuchaLitten. I think it's the one who fits him the best
As for Popplio, I'll evolve it into Brionne and then send her to Poképelago for life. But she won't be chillin on paradise, oh no. The poop pop star wannabe will get her hands dirty as she will be forced to do forced mining work. She will work 16 hours a day, from 7 AM to Midnight with only one 1-hour break where she will be fed only half a loaf of bread and a cup of stale water that burned in the sun for a few days. Not that she'll ever see the sun, for she will slave away, mining minerals to the points I don't need anymore. But she'll keep mining, an eviolite in her neck to keep her from ever becoming a Poppmaid, in the dark, all alone. She wants my approval but she will never get it. And finally when she dies of exhaustion a few years later, I'll go pick up her corpse, and glance at her calloused hands, hurts from years holding a pickaxe. Then I'll tie a huge rock on her neck and dump her rotting carcass on the ocean with no ceremonies. She will live a miserable life, with no love or companioship. That's what she gets for wanting to evolve into a faggy mermaid
