IT'S NOT FUCKING FAAAAAIRRR

Guys... I feel so nauseous right now... I'm literally fucking shaking and shivering over Popplio's final evolution. I really, REALLY don't want it to be some stupid fucking mermaid that every furfag faps to. I just don't. It's not fucking FAIR! Why must Game Freak be a bunch of incompetent fucks? I seriously feel like this is the end of everything good and decent when we are denied many more potential paths, like not even a Ballio but just any other design that isn't blatant waifubaiting crap. I'm just so beat up over this... Deep down in my heart I want to believe GF will do the right thing... But... I swear... I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD.... I. I'm sick and tired of all the waifumons. I'm sick and tired of all this stupid pandering bullshit that only leads to vapid appreciation and oodles of disgusting porn and fanart for loser virgins who can't enjoy a fictional creature unless it appeals to their sexually frustrated desires. Its so fucking awful... God I cant stop shaking... I feel like this really is it /vp/. Please hold me...

Im just filled with so much rage, indignation and spite whenever I see this stupid fucking mermaid thing. It honestly makes me sick. Not like this. Please not like this.

BALLIO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE REAL!!!! And Owltair, and Cannoncat.. all of those are great, simple designs that bring back the best of gen 1.. AND WHAT DO WE GET INSTEAD? Gentlemen, we have to boycott SuMo. First Roohoot wasn't real, and now this...

BOYCOTT SUMO AND MAKE BALLIO REAL!