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So, I found out I keep waking up with bites every morning, like little two prong puncture marks on my back and arms.
Well there's been this little white house spider that chills around my desk every so often, and I've found him several times, but every time I find him he manages to scurry away before I can catch him and put him outside. So i came to start calling him "Kaito" (After Kid the thief)
But, these bites were far more numerous so i figured it couldn't just be one lone spider. So i did some searching, and noticed something shiny on my headboard in one of the cubby holes behind my plush. I pulled out the plush and behind it was this HUGE funnel web filled with a half a dozen normal browns who i would assume were the culprits. So i got a jar and shooed them all out of my bed, dusted out the webs and sprayed them clean before resetting the bedding and pillows and such.
Then I get this really ominous feeling, and i instinctively turned and found Kaito sitting RIGHT on my shoulder. I freaked out and immediately dusted him off, but he bit me, bolted again into the air ducts afterwards, once again proving to be the elusive phantom blood thief.
I still don't know where he is, but one day i'll catch that spider. One day.