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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:23:39 No.29298066 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>29298099 >>29298112 >>29298142 >>29298163 >>29298225 >>29298304 >>29298645 >>29298734 >>29298754 >>29299140

You know what I don't like about this thing? It's just a fucking Muslim. That's it. They drew a real life Muslim and made him cartoony with two towers on the back. Seriously, it looks like someone took my mom's Muslim boyfriend and put him in the game.

Older Pokemon actually had personalities to them. They had quirks that separated them from actual animals.

This thing? It's. Just. A. MUSLIM.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:24:22 No.29298082 Report

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nice meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:24:49 No.29298096 Report

Quoted By: >>29298127

kek <--- This one
kek
kek
kek
kek
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:24:52 No.29298099 Report

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>>29298066

Why does it have the twin towers on tis back

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:25:36 No.29298112 Report

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>>29298066
>my moms muslim boyfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:26:02 No.29298127 Report

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>>29298096

die <--- This one
die
die
die
die

Anon

Anon Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:26:47 No.29298142 Report

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>>29298066
Its jewish you retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:27:06 No.29298154 Report

Quoted By: >>29298180 >>29298205 >>29298249

OP? It's. Just. A. RACIST

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:27:34 No.29298163 Report

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>>29298066
>literally my wife's son's dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:27:42 No.29298166 Report

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It's a dorf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:27:50 No.29298168 Report

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>>29298142
nah it's pic related and learns explosion too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:28:10 No.29298178 Report

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>>29298127
DIG <---- Choose one Human
DIG
DIG

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:28:22 No.29298180 Report

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>>29298154
Islamiphobic* so none of u grammar nazis can be like "xdddd u mean muslim isnt a race"

MasudaSucks

MasudaSucks Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:28:56 No.29298192 Report

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Maybe it will blow up a Pokémon center????

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:29:14 No.29298205 Report

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>>29298154
>impyling islam is a race

Do you think it's racist to insult christians?

Anon

Anon Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:29:20 No.29298209 Report

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>>29298168
Its jewish golem myths. It has no hat and that plug is in its back.

Retard, only homosexuals worship muslims.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:30:07 No.29298225 Report

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>>29298066
wtf i hate golems now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:30:39 No.29298243 Report

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>>29298180
Using the straight up wrong word isn't grammar and there is nothing wrong with ctiticizing an idealogy based on converting or killing everyone different from you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:30:57 No.29298249 Report

Quoted By: >>29298367

>>29298154
>islam is a race

Strangle yourself back to whatever safe space website you crawled from

>>29298209
No dumbshit. It's a Muslim. Look at the twin-towers on its back, the fucking islamic prayer hat and the fact that it's an islamic beard rather than jewish

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:32:48 No.29298304 Report

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>>29298066
What is that black pincher-looking thing on top of it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:34:10 No.29298332 Report

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>>29298304
the wtc

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:34:37 No.29298343 Report

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>>29298304
Railgun

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:34:57 No.29298355 Report

Quoted By: >>29298373

So on a serious note, what typing do we think this thing will be? It looks Rock/Electric to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:35:17 No.29298367 Report

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>>29298249
I'll never know what kind of enviroment raises someone into assosiating beards to religions.
What's a catholic beard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:35:32 No.29298373 Report

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>>29298355
allah/akbar

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:36:24 No.29298387 Report

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>>29298332
>>29298343
There are two types of people on this board

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:39:59 No.29298485 Report

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>>29298373
>So on a serious note
Thanks anon, you contributed a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:45:26 No.29298601 Report

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>>29298367
I don't know if I've ever had a catholic priest with a notable beard.

They have a look and voice to them, but I can't quite explain it. A little stocky and middle aged, usually some parts irish, short and thin hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:47:32 No.29298645 Report

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>>29298066
>Jet fuel can't melt the steel beams because it's part Rock-type.

It all comes together!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:49:41 No.29298690 Report

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I do think it's weird how this and diglet/dugtrio just look like the existing forms with accessories on them.
While most of the other alola forms look like separate creatures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:51:38 No.29298734 Report

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>>29298066
Those don't look a goddamned thing like the Twin Towers and you all know it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:52:42 No.29298754 Report

Quoted By: >>29298815

>>29298066
It looks like someone took my country's WTC and put it in the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:55:51 No.29298815 Report

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>>29298754
You don't have a WTC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:56:33 No.29298826 Report

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>>29298243
>a group of terrorists pretending to be that religion do something
>EVERYONE IN THAT RELIGION DOES THAT THING

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:57:45 No.29298854 Report

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>>29298826
They aren't pretending, they just don't represent everyone in that religion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 02:58:03 No.29298861 Report

Quoted By: >>29298911 >>29298917 >>29298926 >>29299086 >>29299409

What is that design even supposed to be? Like what were they going for when they put that together?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 03:00:30 No.29298902 Report

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>>29298854
exactly, not every muslim wants to kill people or terrorize or whatever. even if it says it in some source u find not everyone follows that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 03:01:04 No.29298911 Report

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>>29298861
Looks like a Mad Scientist Golem. I wonder if the beard and eyebrows are supposed to be iron filings like Probopass' mustache?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 03:01:25 No.29298917 Report

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>>29298861
In all seriousness, it's a railgun.
They're going for the "magnetic" theme like Probopass, where its body attracts metal and shit. I'm pretty sure all the black bits on A-Golem are lodestones, naturally magnetic rocks. Since Nosepass/Probopass are in the regional dex, most likely they'll be found in a similar location. Expect it to be Rock/Electric.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 03:01:53 No.29298926 Report

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>>29298861
I THINK it's supposed to be a Japanese temple priest? With like, pieces of a temple on it's back?
Problem is, Japanese priests rarely have full beards, and I can't find any temples that look anything like those pylons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 03:02:20 No.29298930 Report

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>>29298367
>I'll never know what kind of enviroment raises someone into assosiating beards to religions.
A Muslim environment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 03:03:46 No.29298958 Report

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>>29298930
oh yes, the le muslim beard me me vry good vry good nce spoicy meme good job

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 03:05:01 No.29298982 Report

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>>29298930
I'm pretty sure that if everyone has the same beard you just call it beard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 03:06:23 No.29299010 Report

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Why do i feel like this thing is going to end up getting it's design retconned, similar to what happened to jynx? Maybe they will remove the turban or something .

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 03:10:18 No.29299086 Report

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>>29298861
why can't a monster just be a monster? real life animals aren't based on anything. Nidoking / Nidoqueen weren't based off anything.

They just gave Golem a beard and fucked up his back and arms. Do you think Alolan Persian is based off anything? Alolan Diglett? c'mon now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 03:13:01 No.29299140 Report

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>>29298066

Looks more like a Russian caricature to be honest, senpai.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 03:25:15 No.29299409 Report

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>>29298861
As has been speculated, Game Freak seems to want to use Alola Forms as an opportunity to give Kanto Pokémon types that weren't prevalent or even existent during the first generation. We have four frostmeisters, a dragon, a ghost, two metalic monsters, five dark entities, and a fairy. Based on the weaks, we can add another Dark-type and three more Steel-types. The only oddballs are Alolan Raichu and seemingly the Alolan Diglett line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 03:36:40 No.29299653 Report

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That thing on its back looks like a stun gun to me. Since Golem is a no neck chump, i'm assuming that's supposed to be chest hair.

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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 03:37:43 No.29299679 Report

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>>29299653
Forgot image, what compells me to believe its a stun gun are those golden prongs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 03:37:45 No.29299681 Report

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>>29299086
You would have a great point, but this particular monster is clearly trying to be more than just a monster. They deliberately added human features to this form.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 03:38:51 No.29299721 Report

Quoted By: >>29299772 >>29299993

>>29298343
isn't vikavolt already a railgun pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 03:40:50 No.29299772 Report

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>>29299721
It's the Vic Viper Pokemon.
But Vic Viper was a railgun since Gradius V, so sorta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 03:47:12 No.29299942 Report

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>>29298902
Not every Muslim wants to kill you, but a massive population does. It doesn't matter if it's just 1% of Muslims that want to throw gays off of roofs or blow themselves up in a Western theater, it's healthy to be a little wary.

>in before /pol/ get out!
He brought it up and you knew this would devolve into a shit fest for coming into a "Golem is a Muslim" thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 03:49:27 No.29299993 Report

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>>29299721
No, not really. It's more of a taser/wire stripper. The shape is similar, however.
A-Golem, on the other hand, seems to actually be based on magnetism, and has a projectile loaded and ready to fire, like an actual railgun.

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