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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 16:55:33 No.29311573 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>29311658 >>29311680 >>29311682 >>29311912 >>29311913 >>29311928 >>29312277 >>29312662 >>29312703 >>29312712 >>29312714 >>29312933 >>29313338

I'm not trying to bait anyone. I would just like for someone to nicely explain why people like this one. Past people thinking it has sex appeal, what else about this Pokémon is appealing to anyone? Personally, I don't really understand the hype for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 16:58:39 No.29311627 Report

Quoted By: >>29311644

100% accurate Toxic that can poison literally anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 16:59:38 No.29311644 Report

Quoted By: >>29311703

>>29311627
I meant the design itself, but that's a pretty good reason gameplay-wise

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:00:35 No.29311658 Report

Quoted By: >>29311676

>>29311573
>fire/poison
>looks fast
>neat ability
>salamanders are cool
What's not to like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:01:41 No.29311676 Report

Quoted By: >>29311787

>>29311658
It's just Salandit standing up. There's very little design change. They may as well have made Salandit stand up from the get go

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:01:57 No.29311680 Report

Quoted By: >>29311706

>>29311573
Besides her being seductive, it stood with the emphasis on female salandits in the flavour text, it's a bigger salandit that went bipedal, some psychology bullshit about how humans are more drawn to things that look, well, human, and it has glowly purple parts also fab as fuck shiny
Does that explain it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:01:58 No.29311682 Report

Quoted By: >>29311724 >>29311904

>>29311573
Well I like it a little less now that Ive actually noticed how its hands and feet look.

But I like it because it's an evil looking prick, plus from what I understand all the sprites from the leak are in a mid attack attack pose, it might not even look that "sexy" in reality, it could simply be that singular pose it's in while preforming a melee attack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:03:27 No.29311703 Report

Quoted By: >>29311777

>>29311644
Half shut eyes and smile
The bright pink snd purple gives a feminine contrast on the chest, inner leg and tail regions
Bipedal, large hips

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:03:37 No.29311706 Report

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>>29311680
I didn't want an explaination on why you wanted to fuck it, but okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:04:44 No.29311723 Report

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Why do people keep forgetting that we don't know exactly what this thing is like? This isn't the fully accurate model, it's ONE FRAME of a fucking animation like all the other "sprites" we got.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:04:49 No.29311724 Report

Quoted By: >>29311774 >>29311904

>>29311682
>Ive actually noticed how its hands and feet look.
You mean they look like a salamander's do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:07:30 No.29311774 Report

Quoted By: >>29311904

>>29311724
That looks fine

But the mons feet look like tree roots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:07:34 No.29311777 Report

Quoted By: >>29313237

>>29311703
You people are pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:08:25 No.29311787 Report

Quoted By: >>29311841

>>29311676
Salandit's a good design, so that's not a huge problem really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:10:57 No.29311841 Report

Quoted By: >>29311915 >>29312776

>>29311787
Than why bother giving it an evolution?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:12:51 No.29311871 Report

Quoted By: >>29311921

I love it because I love reptile Pokemon a lot: Krookodile, Heliolisk, Kecleon, Totodile, etc.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:14:04 No.29311887 Report

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You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.

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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:15:19 No.29311904 Report

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>>29311682
>>29311724
>>29311774
this is biologically congruent to the basilisk. if you don't like it but it's ugly, then fine. i think it's cool to see pokemon with real-life inspiration.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:15:48 No.29311912 Report

Quoted By: >>29311932

>>29311573
>probably coated in toxic chemicals
>that will most definitely burn and melt anything that makes contact with it
You sick fuckers can have it. I'll be over here, not having a melted-off dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:15:54 No.29311913 Report

Quoted By: >>29311973 >>29312754

>>29311573
is the evolution female only? Well either way, I like it, it looks cool for being a femme-mon, like kangaskahn.

I'm not into furry porn tho, but then I dont get why youd want to fuck ANY pokemon or animal

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:16:19 No.29311915 Report

Quoted By: >>29311962

>>29311841
Cause they wanted to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:16:26 No.29311921 Report

Quoted By: >>29312041

>>29311871
>Mentioned Totodile, but not Croconaw, or Feraligatr
Superior taste lizard bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:16:53 No.29311928 Report

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>>29311573
It's decent, and not being ugly seems to be a rare trait among final evos in this generation.
Most nfe are adorable tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:17:14 No.29311932 Report

Quoted By: >>29312716

>>29311912
You do realize pokemon aren't real, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:19:32 No.29311962 Report

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>>29311915
Then why not give it more interesting traits instead of standing on two legs and a pink stomach

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:20:03 No.29311973 Report

Quoted By: >>29312019

>>29311913
>I dont get why youd want to fuck ANY pokemon
Human level comprehension combined with the occasional attractive traits plus rarely being seen as unclean makes for top tier waifu/husbando material.
>or animal
Animals are the opposite of that, and I agree, I'd never want to fuck a real animal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:20:49 No.29311987 Report

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I like lizards and frogs, and salamanders are like frog lizards

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:22:40 No.29312019 Report

Quoted By: >>29312049 >>29312201

>>29311973
Do you even want to have a GF/BF?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:24:04 No.29312041 Report

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>>29311921
hell yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:24:25 No.29312049 Report

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>>29312019
>3dpd

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:33:35 No.29312201 Report

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>>29312019
Humans can actually speak though.
That alone outweighs any downsides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:38:23 No.29312277 Report

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>>29311573
I'm not crazy about its evolution, but I don't hate it either. I don't really know what I expected/wanted it to evolve into anyways. Salandit was the first Alolan pokemon I really liked, so it's still getting a spot on my team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 17:54:59 No.29312569 Report

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Can someone explain the bands on its back? I can't figure out what it's supposed to evoke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 18:00:05 No.29312662 Report

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>>29311573
To me it just looks like a bigger Salandit, and I quite like Salandit so that's fine. Also the color scheme is pretty fitting in my opinion. Not a big fan of the hands and feet though, and I'd prefer it wasn't bipedal, though that gives it a more dinosaury vibe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 18:02:36 No.29312703 Report

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>>29311573
Fire and poison are my favourite types. I've been hoping for a fire/poison for years now. It might seem silly, but I knew I would love this Pokemon not matter what.

Even without the bias, I think it's very cute, and I love the edgelord red/black colour scheme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 18:03:23 No.29312712 Report

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>>29311573
I guess the colors are cool. Most of the fetish shit is just memes and scalies being annoying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 18:03:25 No.29312714 Report

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>>29311573
It's a cool lizard that's fire/poison and is based on the whole "salamander" lore.

That is enough for me to like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 18:03:32 No.29312716 Report

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>>29311932
You're the one fantasizing about having your dick melted off, not me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 18:05:55 No.29312754 Report

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>>29311913
because some anons are degenerates. they should tell their friends and family how much they want to fuck a pokemon and see if they consider it something to boast about then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 18:07:29 No.29312776 Report

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>>29311841
Gameplay purposes. Where you find Salandit might be at a point or an area in the game where they want the average BST to be relatively low so making this mon relevent in competitive while keeping it's in-game function requires an evolution.

Gamefreak is also damned either way. Salandit was well-received (not that they didn't design the Evo well before Salandit's release) so it was a gamble to have it be a bold deviation from the expectations of Salandit's design. They stuck with a very similar design and /vp/ is crucifying them anyway because degenerate waifushitters or whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 18:17:06 No.29312933 Report

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>>29311573
It's a poison/fire type that looks like a shifty tricky kind of pokemon.
I like it a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 18:31:40 No.29313227 Report

Quoted By: >>29313253

Reminder that Salandit's evo might not even be bipedal, and is just caught mid-animation for an attack.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 18:32:00 No.29313237 Report

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>>29311777
dubs and trips of truth

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 18:32:46 No.29313253 Report

Quoted By: >>29313278

>>29313227
don't be delusional.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 18:34:09 No.29313278 Report

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>>29313253
I'm fine either way, but iirc Salandit does the same thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 18:35:55 No.29313308 Report

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Kinda wanted to make a thread like this but just as expected you can kinda tell that it's only furries defending it with flimsy reasoning.
Only reason I accept are "lizardlikers" and not in the sexual way

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2016 18:37:01 No.29313338 Report

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>>29311573
sleek and simple
changes but keeps the theme well
nice eyes
fire/poison

8/10 pretty solid

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