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>>29329392
I can just imagine the two of them at a cafe or something yucking it up.
>Oh my god, Claire. This kid kept coming into my Gym. Everyday with this kid. Can't even get around my Miltank. Then the other day the stars align and he gets a lucky crit and beats me. So I just start pretending to cry. He buys it completely and just leaves! Haven't heard from him since!
>That's nothing. This guy beats me, right? Fair and Square. And he's just standing there waiting for me to give him the badge looking all happy. So I make the idiot traipse around in a cave full of whirlpools for a while. By the time I decide to go to check on him, he's sopping wet, panting, and his Ferligatr is covered in Magikarp!

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 10:53:27 No.29329627 Report

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>>29329591
And then they go home and fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 10:55:14 No.29329642 Report

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>>29328973
>uncle
Lance is her cousin
also,
>20+ year old
>being a 12 year old's girlfriend
negr u wot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 10:59:31 No.29329673 Report

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>>29329591
Wew what a pair of cunts

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 11:00:43 No.29329682 Report

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>>29329096
>statutory rape
yeah pretty gross f.am

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 11:01:46 No.29329694 Report

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>>29329134
>(but still wouldn't mind lance and clair getting it on)
Not likely. Did you see how much Lance wanted to fuck Lyra?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 11:07:49 No.29329751 Report

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>>29328973
>20 year old dating a 12 year old
NICE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 11:11:33 No.29329786 Report

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>>29329642
>>29329751
ethan gets all the bitches.

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 11:33:15 No.29329981 Report

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>>29328973
With curves and a suit like that, I think anyone under the age of 20 would date her regardless of her age.

As long as she's dominant in bed, I'll be happy.

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 11:43:00 No.29330066 Report

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 12:22:53 No.29330448 Report

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>>29330066
I agree

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 12:24:21 No.29330463 Report

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>>29328973
I want to rape Clair!

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 12:26:21 No.29330482 Report

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>>29330463
Not if she rapes you first!

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 12:40:01 No.29330648 Report

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>>29330482
No, I'M going to rape HER first!

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 13:13:43 No.29331011 Report

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>>29330648
Wouldn't be so sure if I were you

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 13:38:07 No.29331309 Report

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I love BW Clair the most, they stacked her

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 13:44:21 No.29331377 Report

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 13:47:42 No.29331409 Report

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 13:50:35 No.29331434 Report

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 13:51:55 No.29331449 Report

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>>29331434
AAAAAAHHH

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 13:53:17 No.29331472 Report

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 14:12:47 No.29331748 Report

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Would you hug her?

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 14:16:03 No.29331794 Report

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>>29331748
Why not? She needs it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 14:17:35 No.29331818 Report

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Clair is a stupid elitist stuck up tsundere bitch I have no idea why you niggers like her

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 14:18:54 No.29331835 Report

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She will never be happy to battle you again

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 14:19:18 No.29331839 Report

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>>29331818
Because she's cute! CUTE!

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 14:20:24 No.29331853 Report

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>>29331835
What would her reponse be if I asked her to pit her Cloyster against my Ekans?

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 14:21:01 No.29331865 Report

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 14:24:01 No.29331902 Report

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>>29331853

>She would look at you with confusion, "I don't have a Cloyster"
>You would chuckle and say "Not that Cloyster but your "Cloyster""
>She would look down and blush

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 14:27:30 No.29331950 Report

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 14:51:07 No.29332290 Report

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>>29331902
Cute!

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 15:11:38 No.29332631 Report

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>>29329682
Ethan is for self-insert. Can be 18 or older.

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 15:26:45 No.29332872 Report

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>>29331011
I'm going to fucking rape her and that's final.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 16:17:22 No.29333791 Report

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>>29332872
You cant because shes not real

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 16:19:28 No.29333837 Report

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>>29331818
When I was a kid playing G/S, I thought she was a jerk for making me do that crap. For some reason I still thought she was kinda cute. Man I was a weird kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 16:56:24 No.29334609 Report

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>>29328974
So? when I was 12,13,14 I lusted over older girls. I was really really into them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 16:57:44 No.29334638 Report

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>>29328974
Kid needs to move out from his mom. She's been exploiting his wages like a child actor.

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 16:58:46 No.29334659 Report

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>>29329751
Complete Champ, Alpha, silver back.

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>>29328973
"I DON'T LIKE THAT TONE OF YOUR CLAIR, THAT ASSHOLE KICKED MY BUTT IN THE LEAGUE AND BECAME THE NEW CHAMPION. IF I EVER SEE YOU WITH HIM AGAIN I GONNA CLOSE YOUR GYM AND MAKE YOU USE YOUR'E KINGDRA TO DESTROY THE LIVING SHIT OUT HIM!"

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 18:15:08 No.29336231 Report

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>>29329100
I had to use paper to figure out the incest puzzle. I feel dumb.

The answer is sibling parent incest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 18:17:33 No.29336284 Report

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>>29333791
How about I rape you instead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 18:18:09 No.29336306 Report

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>>29336231
Oops Fucked it up it's sister/uncle

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 18:18:27 No.29336315 Report

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>>29335573
>Lance
>Being a cunt
Unless you're TR I don't see him saying that to anybody.

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 18:28:10 No.29336517 Report

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>>29328973
"I SAID NO! HE'S MINE!"

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2016 18:53:05 No.29337072 Report

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>>29336517
Delet this.

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