This is the greatest thing to happen to the Pokémon world ever since the enigmatical Voltorb, in its grand simplicity, granted an existential crisis to the cosmos by posing the question: "What if this haunting technology, capable of capturing life itself and rendering it submissive, took on a life of its own?"

The old generation of Voltorb has been mocked for simplicity by those incapable of understanding symbolism and those distracted by treats abhorrent.

But FEAR NOT.

The revelation brought forward by the sudden appearance of Toucan Thomas once again brings wisdom and insight to the shattered and broken minds of the world.

Toucan Thomas carries no gimmick.

Toucan Thomas rejects the special snowflake.

Toucan Thomas is plain.

Toucan Thomas is pure.

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THE TRUE GENERATION GRANTS ME A STRENGTH PURE

...lest the weak retain their stronghold on your mind.

Re-post daily my brothers, as I re-post this day for you.