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I hate Hau. Not because he's a bad rival, but because of his FUCKING INCESSANT SPEAKING OF FUCKING MALASADA. It's like it's his fucking identity. Like after the final Team Skull battle, "I'm going to eat all the malasada in the shop!".
Nobody, nobody EVER, says anything like that. It's like I get a cringed induced seizure every time he opens his stupid mouth. NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR FONDNESS OVER A STUPID FUCKING HAWAIIAN PASTRY, I DON'T KNOW WHY GAMEFREAK HAS TO SHOVE DOWN OUR FUCKING THROATS THE FACT THAT WE'RE PLAYING IN AN ENVIRONMENT LOOSELY BASED ON HAWAII. NOT EVERYBODY IN 2,048 MILE RADIUS IS BROWN IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED. So Hau, since it's practically guaranteed that every time you're about to utter a sentence it will somehow be related to malasada, WHICH IN REALITY IS A PORTUGUESE FOOD, I will be canceling my preorder. There. You fucked up Hau, big time.
Nobody, nobody EVER, says anything like that. It's like I get a cringed induced seizure every time he opens his stupid mouth. NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR FONDNESS OVER A STUPID FUCKING HAWAIIAN PASTRY, I DON'T KNOW WHY GAMEFREAK HAS TO SHOVE DOWN OUR FUCKING THROATS THE FACT THAT WE'RE PLAYING IN AN ENVIRONMENT LOOSELY BASED ON HAWAII. NOT EVERYBODY IN 2,048 MILE RADIUS IS BROWN IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED. So Hau, since it's practically guaranteed that every time you're about to utter a sentence it will somehow be related to malasada, WHICH IN REALITY IS A PORTUGUESE FOOD, I will be canceling my preorder. There. You fucked up Hau, big time.
