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You:
>Wake up at 7am over excited to buy Pokemon Sun/Moon
>Shower super quick and head out into the rain and wait for your bus with buspass in hand
>Get to the game store 45 minutes later
>Hand a box of Pokemon to the girl at the counter
>"Arent you a little old for this?"
>You hand over your hard earned sheckles go red with embarrasment and shuffle out the door
>Get home 45 minutes later an play Pokemon with an errection for 12 hours straight
Me:
>Wake up at a comfy 9:30am
>Gently kiss gf on forehead and quietly get out of bed
>Boot up PC and click download on Pokemon_Moon.cia
>Make a nice hot coacoa while I wait
>Move the file to my SD card
>"Hmmm, maybe I'll play this later"
>I take my GF out to dinner and dancing with the money I saved from piracy
>Get home and have sex with my GF
>Forget all about the childrens game I downloaded
>Wake up at 7am over excited to buy Pokemon Sun/Moon
>Shower super quick and head out into the rain and wait for your bus with buspass in hand
>Get to the game store 45 minutes later
>Hand a box of Pokemon to the girl at the counter
>"Arent you a little old for this?"
>You hand over your hard earned sheckles go red with embarrasment and shuffle out the door
>Get home 45 minutes later an play Pokemon with an errection for 12 hours straight
Me:
>Wake up at a comfy 9:30am
>Gently kiss gf on forehead and quietly get out of bed
>Boot up PC and click download on Pokemon_Moon.cia
>Make a nice hot coacoa while I wait
>Move the file to my SD card
>"Hmmm, maybe I'll play this later"
>I take my GF out to dinner and dancing with the money I saved from piracy
>Get home and have sex with my GF
>Forget all about the childrens game I downloaded
