/vp/ - Pokémon » Thread #29382059

[33 / 12 / ?]

7KiB, 200x200, kanga.jpg

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 18:50:43 No.29382059 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>29382081 >>29382167 >>29382319 >>29383986 >>29384091 >>29386308

>Hatches from an egg already nursing a child
ITT: Unnerving thoughts about Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 18:52:02 No.29382081 Report

Quoted By: >>29382180 >>29382191 >>29382291

>>29382059
>Chansey is born with an egg
>Cubone is born with its dead mother's skull even though its mother is right next to it
>Exeggcute comes from an egg

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 250px-102Exeggcute.png, 58KiB, 250x250

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 18:52:06 No.29382084 Report

Quoted By: >>29382180 >>29382191

>Half a dozen eggs hatch from an egg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 18:56:10 No.29382167 Report

Quoted By: >>29382178 >>29382183 >>29382246

>>29382059
why, my peenus weanus of course :)

hahah! :D

it's my weeeeeenus peanus :) hahah

ITT: Unnerving thoughts about Pokemon. - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 18:56:53 No.29382178 Report

Quoted By:

>>29382167

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 18:56:58 No.29382180 Report

Quoted By: >>29382216 >>29382245

>>29382081
>>29382084
Exeggcute are seeds

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO bright slap gif.gif, 1008KiB, 500x326

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 18:57:14 No.29382183 Report

Quoted By:

>>29382167

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 18:57:54 No.29382191 Report

Quoted By: >>29382216 >>29382245 >>29382348 >>29382355

>>29382081
>>29382084
>Exeggute are eggs
Stop it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 18:58:57 No.29382216 Report

Quoted By: >>29382305 >>29382348 >>29384133

>>29382180
>>29382191
>Ex
>EGG
>cute

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 35adf9d149ad3d9840db35cc0318e59c (...).jpg, 30KiB, 334x302

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 19:00:16 No.29382245 Report

Quoted By: >>29382305 >>29382348 >>29384133

>>29382180
>>29382191
exEGGcute

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 19:00:25 No.29382246 Report

Quoted By:

>>29382167
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 19:02:52 No.29382291 Report

Quoted By:

>>29382081
I personally always thought that Cubone having its dead mother's skull was just a myth based on folklore or only one example of that happening, and otherwise its just part of its anatomy, like a small piece of exoskeleton or something

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 2348239492577.jpg, 32KiB, 295x243

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 19:03:46 No.29382305 Report

Quoted By: >>29382328 >>29382346

>>29382216
>>29382245
>implying English names are worth a damn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 19:04:25 No.29382319 Report

Quoted By:

>>29382059

>Bees are born as adults
ITT: Unnerving thoughts about nature

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 19:04:59 No.29382328 Report

Quoted By:

>>29382305
The cracked one has a fucking yolk. Yes they're seeds as far as pokemon goes, but they are still eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 19:05:41 No.29382346 Report

Quoted By:

>>29382305
Tamatama means "sphere egg" in nip, but it can be inspired byseeds too though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 19:05:47 No.29382348 Report

Quoted By: >>29384063

>>29382191
>>29382216
>>29382245
Funnily enough, not every single language has the word egg in Exeggcute or Exeggutor's name.

It's the same in Italian as it is in English, and there's "egg" in Korean for Exeggcute and Mandarin Chinese for Exeggutor, but nothing else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 19:06:07 No.29382355 Report

Quoted By: >>29384133

>>29382191
Is its name Exseedcute?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1475765937289.jpg, 46KiB, 280x289

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 20:26:37 No.29383949 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 20:29:06 No.29383986 Report

Quoted By:

>>29382059
That alone makes no sense. Clearly, the baby will never mature, as adult kangaskhan are shown to hatch from eggs, and are not livebirth. The juvenile should still be in an egg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 20:33:18 No.29384063 Report

Quoted By:

>>29382348
>Funnily enough, not every single language has the word egg in Exeggcute or Exeggutor's name.

and yet English does, and that's what we're speaking based retard

what Exeggutor's name is in sushi sushi land is completely irrelevant when its English name is Exeggutor, a clear pun on the fact that it looks exactly like a bunch of fucking eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 20:34:39 No.29384091 Report

Quoted By:

>>29382059
>Kangaskhan is literally the only mon where le baby prevolution would've been a good idea
>it will never get one

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1409357818161.png, 229KiB, 413x413

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 20:35:17 No.29384102 Report

Quoted By:

>breeding gardevoir
>get ralts with a better ivs then the one it was breeding with
>evolve it into a kirilia (as a note its male)
>breed it endlessly with its mother
>get a female ralts with better ivs then the mother gardevoir
>evolve it into a kirilia
>breed both kirilias now, essentially breeding the male kirilias with his daughter born from his mother

I did all that for laughs but on reflection that was fucked up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 20:36:43 No.29384133 Report

Quoted By: >>29384247

>>29382355
>>29382216
>>29382245

Since when are eggs seeds and sine when do seeds turn into trees? Fuck off with this shitty bait.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Sylveon.png, 54KiB, 250x250

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 20:37:50 No.29384151 Report

Quoted By: >>29386535

Flesh ribbons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 20:42:42 No.29384247 Report

Quoted By:

>>29384133
so you're just choosing to ignore the woodpecker that turns into a toucan, both of the turtles that turn into a tortoise, and all of the other dumb ass evos that completely shift what real species they're based on when they evolve?

Also since when do seeds crack with only gentle touches, and have FUCKING YOLKS inside of them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 22:36:13 No.29386308 Report

Quoted By:

>>29382059
What if the child were the real pokemon, and the parent body is just an intimidating decoy.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO tumblr_o2z3o5WHCJ1ujcxq0o1_1280.jpg, 47KiB, 750x392

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 22:43:12 No.29386450 Report

Quoted By:

These fuckers right here, e x p l a i n.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 250px-068Machamp.png, 61KiB, 250x250

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 22:46:43 No.29386535 Report

Quoted By:

>>29384151
Flesh pants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 22:50:19 No.29386619 Report

Quoted By:

Sigilyph are not birds, and are not made of immaterial objects like other ancient constructs like Golurk and Claydol, but clearly are of the same nature.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1453506082204.jpg, 47KiB, 620x620

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 22:53:40 No.29386699 Report

Quoted By:

>exeggcute is seeds

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Bewear.png, 378KiB, 1280x1280

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 22:53:51 No.29386705 Report

Quoted By:

>all those people who were accidentally crippled or even killed by its embrace

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Oct 2016 23:02:10 No.29386869 Report

Quoted By:

Klinklang attacks by crushing with the gears

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches