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ITT post things that will never happen

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 03:42:38 No.29392246 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>29392494 >>29393223 >>29393513 >>29393515 >>29393538 >>29394300 >>29395710 >>29395771

>The Pokemon series mainline games will never be made by competent developers and programmers who can actually make it so that more that 2 models can be on the battle screen at the same time without the game slowing down to 10fps

>Pokemon will never have developers that care about game balance and actually play and know their game to know what's actually good and what's actually bad and nerf and buff accordingly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 03:44:56 No.29392289 Report

Quoted By: >>29392339 >>29393631

>100+ new pokemon
>difficulty options like B2W2 without linking
>not removing features from past games

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 03:48:04 No.29392339 Report

Quoted By: >>29392556 >>29393275 >>29393931

>>29392289
>no thanks enough pokemon 70 per gen is more than enough.
>pokemon was literally always baby-mode
>ok, I agree here

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 03:50:02 No.29392371 Report

Quoted By: >>29393161 >>29393209

>Pokemon following behind you
>Battle frontier
>Cross-gen evolutions
>Anticheat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 03:57:23 No.29392494 Report

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>>29392246
With the upcoming Switch and shit I hope they improve or fucking die

But I know that isnt happening. In 2019 new pokemon games will still have nds-like graphics and people will still buy and wont let them lame ass gamefreaks starve a bit to redefine themselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 03:58:05 No.29392507 Report

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>my face will never be shoved in between those Serena tits

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 04:00:53 No.29392556 Report

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>>29392339
That isnt how you green text, faggot. Go back to ur shitty site redditfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 04:07:36 No.29392677 Report

Quoted By: >>29392741

>There will never be a hot coffee minigame in Pokemon for humans and Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 04:11:00 No.29392741 Report

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>>29392677
Thank Arceus.

ThatOneAnon

ThatOneAnon Mon 24 Oct 2016 04:42:05 No.29393161 Report

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>>29392371
I agree with all that BUT i consider the anti-cheat method in RSE pure bullshit
I mean, why +5 event pokemon that to gain access you have to go in really random stores? How did they even expect that we wouldn't cheat to obtain them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 04:45:07 No.29393209 Report

Quoted By: >>29393482

>>29392371
Following Pokémon are useless, cross gen evolutions poorly implemented only fuck with a previous Pokémon as it only becomes more overshadowed by the next step in its line that is hard as fuck to get on the main story...

Battle Frontier is a good time sink though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 04:45:52 No.29393223 Report

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>>29392246
Rock Absorb

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 04:48:22 No.29393275 Report

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>>29392339
Hows your first day on 4chan been?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 05:02:16 No.29393482 Report

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>>29393209
>Following Pokémon are useless
Get your shit taste out of my face.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 05:04:10 No.29393513 Report

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>>29392246
>GF doesn't know what LOD modeling
>oh yeah that's right they do considering trainer models have hexagon legs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 05:04:19 No.29393515 Report

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>>29392246

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 05:05:23 No.29393538 Report

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>>29392246
http://pastebin.com/mdaLmzqr

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 05:10:54 No.29393607 Report

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>>29393538
>opponents that charizard xy has defeated

>ganondorf
>broly
>sonic
>sailor moon
>slifer the sky dragon
>waluigi
>uncle grandpa
>Spike Spiegel
>literally dozens more

this nigga is all over the fucking board

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 05:12:36 No.29393631 Report

Quoted By: >>29396266

>>29392289
One day the ultimate fan hack will be made with a Super Safari Zone, a Super Game Corner, a Super Bug-Catching Competition, a Super Regional Underground, Super Contest Facilities, a Super Battle Frontier, a Super PWT, Super Super Training, Super Pokeathlon, Super Biking Puzzles, Super Diving Puzzles, Super Waterfall Puzzles, Super Strength Puzzles, Super Challenge Modes, Nuzlocke Modes, Soaring, Honey Trees, Headbutt Trees, Night/Day Cycles, Season Cycles, Cafes, Combination Attacks, Z-Moves, Vs. Seeker, DexNav, Apricorns, Type Gems, Ball Capsules, Character Customization, Ribbons, Secret Bases, Hidden Grottos, Swarms, O-Powers, Advanced Breeding Mechanics, Advanced Shiny Hunting Mechanics, an Advanced PokeAmie, lots of Double Battles, lots of Triple Battles, lots of Rotation Battles, lots of Inverse Battles, lots of Horde Battles, lots of Sky Battles, lots of Gym Challenges, lots of Totem Challenges, lots of Ultra Beast Challenges, and Mega Evolutions and Alolan Forms for every Pokemon.

AND you'll be able to sit on benches.
It'll be the best fucking thing ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 05:19:20 No.29393705 Report

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>>29393538
t. gamefreak

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 05:22:46 No.29393747 Report

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>>29393538
>opponents that charizard xy has defeated
>ctrl+f "ash"
>nothing found
>ctrl+f "satoshi"
>nothing found
wow fucking get good

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 05:28:50 No.29393821 Report

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>>29393538
I want this to happen. And I hate Charizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 05:30:00 No.29393832 Report

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>>29393538
wtf I love Charizard now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 05:37:20 No.29393916 Report

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>I'll never be able to touch the waifu anime titties

In all seriousness, we'll likely get so many of great concepts that have been brought up and dropped left behind permanently. I can't see Alolan variants making any mark past Gen 7, and that right there is a shame

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 05:38:22 No.29393931 Report

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>>29392339
holy shit, i hate people who respond like this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 05:43:35 No.29394005 Report

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>>29393538
>opponents that charizard xy has defeated
>shofu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 06:11:04 No.29394300 Report

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>>29392246
>>29392246
>breeding with your pokemon to create hyper-intelligent hybrid freaks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 06:33:07 No.29394567 Report

Quoted By: >>29394809

I just wish GF would make an actual post game in their games for once. People pining for the garbage end-game shit like battle frontier are people who have never played an RPG with an actual post game before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 06:55:31 No.29394809 Report

Quoted By: >>29394865

>>29394567
What are you suggesting they do, exactly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 07:02:10 No.29394865 Report

Quoted By: >>29395046

>>29394809
not him but maybe exploring the fact that the pokemon league intentionally nerfs its gym leaders based on gym badge numbers? I know exploring the other regions in the same game like gen 2 did is not happening ever but imagine how cool it would be if bringing your old save file to the next game started an advanced mode where everybody is buffed based on how many badge you have and all you had to do is collect more badges

that shit would be awesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 07:20:20 No.29395046 Report

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>>29394865
>not him but maybe exploring the fact that the pokemon league intentionally nerfs its gym leaders based on gym badge numbers?
So Gym Leader rematches, basically?

>bringing your old save file to the next game started an advanced mode where everybody is buffed based on how many badge you have
That's not post game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 07:29:24 No.29395100 Report

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>>29393931
Thank goodness I'm not the only one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 07:31:22 No.29395114 Report

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i had a dream a couple years ago about pokemon x/y where the male main character could dress up as a trap and there were trap contests in the same vein as pokemon contests. i was disappointed when i woke up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 07:34:21 No.29395134 Report

Quoted By: >>29395162 >>29395676 >>29395764

>You get to change the sprite of the player character so you get to be whatever the fuck kind of trainer you want.

I need to be the Hiker. I've been practicing my "WAHAHA" for just such an occasion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 07:37:55 No.29395162 Report

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>>29395134
>I need to be the Hiker.
I misread that as "Hitler" and the whole post turned into something else entirely.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 08:59:04 No.29395676 Report

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>>29395134
>sprite of the player character
this isn't 2012

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 09:04:36 No.29395710 Report

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>>29392246
>Pokemon will never be as polished as Youkai Watch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 09:07:42 No.29395728 Report

Quoted By: >>29395750

Serena is never going to see Ash again outside of fanfiction
Ash x Serena will disa-fucking-ppear

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 09:10:40 No.29395750 Report

Quoted By: >>29395776

>>29395728
She may return for a short arc like Misty, May and Dawn did.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 09:11:54 No.29395764 Report

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>>29395134
>HIker
It's pronounced "Riker".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 09:12:34 No.29395771 Report

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>>29392246
>pokemon will never be made by developers that actually cater to the whole of the games audience, offering difficulty settings for older players

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 09:13:36 No.29395776 Report

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>>29395750
oh
yeah, that's possible
but the ship is still going the way of the Pikachu x Buneary

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 09:29:37 No.29395875 Report

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>>29395676
Truly one of the dumbest things I have ever heard. I am not fucking joking when I say, you're genuinely stupid. I know people say stuff like this a lot on chans without proper evidence but you have proven amply that you should be removed from the gene stock of humanity. I apologize for your existence.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Oct 2016 10:29:10 No.29396266 Report

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>>29393631
>Super Super Training

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