A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That champ used to make me smile
And I'd give champ if I had my chance
One of six mons prepped in advance
And maybe we'd be happy for a while

But his chokes made me shiver
With every loss he'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
We knew that he'd lost his pep

I can't remember if I cried
When I read "new champ" all put aside
Something touched me deep inside
The day the memes died
So

Bye, bye mister Dogars' offline
http://dogars.org/

Champ tried to climb but it just wasn't his time
http://showderp.booru.org/

The good ol' boys were watching n' laughing online
>Current Champ: Disputed

Singing "This'll be the day that I die"