Shh! The concert is about to begin. What do you mean "where the hell am I"? You paid a bunch of cash to get in. Whatever, I'll give you the lowdown.

We have a conductor called Champ, and we give him six musicians for him to direct. When he gets tired because all of the musicians are actually random hobos paid to dress up and blow into trumpets, he'll either call for six more musicians in the hopes that they aren't smelly hobos or quit and call for a new conductor. From there the cycle repeats.

What? Where's the exit? Silly, there is no exit-- the show never ends!

>Archived Musicians:
http://dogars.org/

>Hall of Shame:
http://showderp.booru.org/

>Current Champ:
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