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Yeah I'll get a number 3 on hamburger.. uhhhh a number relish on 45. 63 on tax return, a double cheeseburger on a diet. Some diet coke on the rocks. a silly string canister filled with spaghetti... uhhhhhh Jim from the appliance store next door, the one with the crooked sign? No not that one its the one on jefferson street, the on with that hot chick in the biker shorts, oh! I'll take a hot chick in biker shorts if you have that... uhhhh a pizza from dominoes, crunchy crust with those cheese balls, uhhh.. more relish, actually, all of the relish, give me like... every single ounce of relish in the store. i want to bathe in it.. Oh, and on that note, can you get me a lawn mower? not like one of those expensive electric ones, but the push kind? i hear those are all the rage these days. Oh plain if you can, i don't want any lettuce on my lawn mower, and if you find it. Tell sparky to come home, daddy misses him and i've got some booze in the fridge i think i already drank. fuck i think sparky drank my booze. shit man buy me more booze, the red kind, the one that goes florp, florpl florp when you pour it into a glass? yeah thats the one. oh and if its not too much trouble get me a churro, no not the mexican kind i want an all american churro made in america. don't bring me one of those mexican churros or else i'll send it back to the store with an angry complaint, and then you'll be down a dollar fifty because you bought the kind of churro i didnt want and nobody wants that now do they? Oh and a lemon donut. i like lemon. Fuck im still out of booze.
