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First born son

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:15:42 No.29455268 View View Reply Original Report

So my wife wants to name our first born son Rayquaza, or Ray for short. How should I feel about this /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:16:06 No.29455272 Report

Quoted By: >>29455497

then make his middle name Fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:16:17 No.29455275 Report

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>>29455268
>Pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:16:38 No.29455284 Report

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Divorce

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:16:38 No.29455285 Report

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>>29455268
I'd say that your image shows you're reacting right, but you're unironically asking autists on /vp/ whether or not your wife making your son's very name a fucking joke is okay or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:16:45 No.29455288 Report

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>>29455268
You should feel bad for lying on the internet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:17:31 No.29455294 Report

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>>29455268
being forever named a japanese cartoon dragon his parents liked is the epitome of reasons to hate yourself

do you want your son to hate himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:18:45 No.29455312 Report

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>>29455294
Idk, I bet we could find a pretty sweet backpack for him to use in kindergarten so I guess everything will even out in the end, at least I hope so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:19:27 No.29455324 Report

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Ray is fine as a name, Rayquaza is not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:20:44 No.29455343 Report

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>>29455268
It's not the worst Pokemon to be named after. I actually know someone named Abra, no shitting. There's no nickname or shorthand to make that not retarded. At least you can fall back on Ray.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:21:02 No.29455351 Report

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>>29455268
Yeah its fine
If you want your son to get kicked in the ribs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:21:26 No.29455355 Report

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This dude?
Ray?? ARE YOU THERE!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:21:58 No.29455366 Report

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>>29455312
>Hey look guys its the Pokemon Go kid!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:22:25 No.29455375 Report

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>>29455268
Ray is a decent name.
Rayquaza is not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:23:17 No.29455384 Report

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>>29455268
Try to talk her out of it. Just Ray is enough. Rayquaza is Pilot Inspektor tier and your child will hate his name when he gets older. If you want to name him after a Pokémon, name him Aron. That's a normal name.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:25:17 No.29455419 Report

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Your last name better be ferrier
RAY!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:27:05 No.29455447 Report

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>>29455268
Name him Brendan. It's a human name and he's the one who catches Fug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:27:28 No.29455450 Report

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>Rayquaza goes to school
>Kindly asks people to call him Ray
>They agree after 3 years of teasing him with the Pokemon GO song
>Shitty sub teachers walks in
>Takes roll
>Ra... Raykwauzah? Raykwayzer? uhh...
>Kids laugh
>Rayquaza kills self because of crack addicted parents

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:30:27 No.29455497 Report

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>>29455272
>>29455447
I must confess I do not regularly browse /vp/ so I'm not sure what this fug meme is. That said, she is pretty dead set on Rayquaza but I do get to choose the middle name. Wat do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:33:20 No.29455553 Report

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>>29455497
talk her out of it you cuck, it shouldn't be hard to do either since the name is literally hitler tier

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:33:51 No.29455565 Report

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>>29455497
The German word for Flying Type is Flug. It got misprinted as Fug and the nickname came about and stuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:35:00 No.29455590 Report

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Do you want your kid to kill himself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:37:16 No.29455631 Report

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>>29455497
Don't do it anon. On top of being a overrated Pokemon, your wife is just enforcing her interests upon your child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:37:37 No.29455636 Report

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>>29455590
Nope. Hopefully he will like it. I'll let him play my ruby version after he beats my red and gold versions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:38:17 No.29455654 Report

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>>29455268
you have a wife who is retarded and a cringelord

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:42:06 No.29455737 Report

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>>29455268
Name the kid Ray Quaza (insert last name).

Or name kid Raymond and call him Rayquaza as a nickname around the house.

Or convince your wife to stop being an idiot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:43:06 No.29455753 Report

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>>29455268
My advice? give him a sex change operation. then he won't be your first born son anymore and she can't name her that. foolproof.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:44:00 No.29455770 Report

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>>29455497
Rayquaza Cuck [Lastname]
That way he will grow up as his daddy.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:44:22 No.29455778 Report

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>>29455268
>naming your child after a pokémon
have an abortion and a divorce

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:44:47 No.29455784 Report

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>>29455268
Raymond Quasimoto Lastname

Fixed

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:45:09 No.29455792 Report

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>>29455636
You literally went from concerned to fully embracing the idea, I know your shitposting but come OP at least be consistent

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:45:55 No.29455799 Report

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Name him Rayquaza "Aero-Ass" McFug
I bet he will look like Pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:46:58 No.29455818 Report

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>>29455792
Actually I only posted the concerned image because I didn't have anything pokemon related. As stated earlier I don't regularly browse /vp/. I think Ray Quaza would be good and I think she would go for that. Our last name is German, which makes the whole Fug thing almost tempting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:47:12 No.29455825 Report

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Legally change your last name to "Groudon" and make his middle name "Kyogre". That'll solve all of your problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:47:50 No.29455838 Report

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>>29455268
>So my wife wants to name her first born son Rayquaza
Fixed that for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:48:42 No.29455847 Report

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When I have a son I'll name him UB-Expansion

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:49:15 No.29455855 Report

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>>29455268
Call him ray and when he's older you can tell him

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:51:14 No.29455887 Report

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>>29455268
Just call him Ray or Raymond. If your wife is dead-set on Rayquaza, then divorce her unless you want your future kid to kill himself at a young age.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:52:16 No.29455910 Report

Quoted By: >>29455971 >>29456013

>>29455268
Tell your wife not to force her hobbies on to someone who hasn't even defined their taste yet, let alone been born

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:53:59 No.29455939 Report

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>>29455818
He will suicide from the amount of bullying he'll have to endure. I'm normally a good person, but if I see someone named Ray Quaza, I would make fun of him. That's the only thing you can do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:54:10 No.29455943 Report

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desu Rayquaza doesn't soun much different from your typical afroamerican ghetto name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:55:23 No.29455967 Report

Quoted By: >>29456017

lmao this thread made me realize rayquaza sounds like a nigger girl name

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:55:29 No.29455971 Report

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>>29455910
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:57:24 No.29456006 Report

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>>29455497
Offer compromise on Ray [name that starts with Q] [Last Name]

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:57:36 No.29456012 Report

Quoted By: >>29456110 >>29456338 >>29456626

Okay, quick question. If you see someone named Ray Quaza, how would you react?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:57:38 No.29456013 Report

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>>29455910
This is actually a great point. If you name the kid Rayquaza you're basically setting up to hate pokemon. The bullying he'll get in middleshcool to highschool will be enough to make him avoid it entirely probably.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 10:57:59 No.29456017 Report

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>>29455967
>Rayquaza's shiny is black

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 11:02:36 No.29456110 Report

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>>29456012

FUG

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 11:15:03 No.29456338 Report

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>>29456012

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 11:23:19 No.29456494 Report

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You probably arent fit to raise kids with those decision making skills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 11:26:55 No.29456554 Report

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Try for Ray

but make his middle name fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 11:29:43 No.29456603 Report

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>>29455343
>Abe
>Abbey

Also, Abra is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Rayquaza, but OP is just in for the keks and (you)s

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 11:30:54 No.29456626 Report

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>>29456012

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 11:32:35 No.29456658 Report

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>>29455268
people who name their kids shit like this legit need to be publicly curbstomped
get the fuck out of that relationship OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 11:43:20 No.29456830 Report

Quoted By: >>29456935

>>29455268
That is a terrible, cringey fucking idea, and you have every right to be concerned. It's equivalent to those fucksticks who name their sons Optimus Prime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 11:49:53 No.29456935 Report

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>>29456830
How old is little baby Sephiroth now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 12:23:03 No.29457163 Report

Quoted By: >>29457305

>>29455268
There's no way this is real, but I believe it.

Serious question: is your wife LITERALLY mentally retarded or otherwise suffer from some sort of mental disability?

It takes a very special kind of person to name their child after a fake animal in a kids game.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 12:25:24 No.29457196 Report

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Just name hin Raymond.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 12:26:21 No.29457207 Report

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>>29455268
Just make sure your last name isn't rice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 12:33:26 No.29457305 Report

Quoted By: >>29457407 >>29457536

>>29457163
shit like this happens all the time. See Optimus Prime, Sephiroth, Hikari, etc. True tales of fucking horror because parents are fucking retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 12:33:27 No.29457308 Report

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make his middle name tickledicks and refuse to change your mind until your dumb wife picks a real first name

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 12:38:50 No.29457407 Report

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>>29457305
I know, but to actually see it and for someone to be so unaware as to actually ask for an opinion on it?
I'm spooked.
Good thing it's almost Halloween.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 12:41:02 No.29457434 Report

Quoted By: >>29457514

>>29455268
Raymond Quasar [Lastname].

Won't change the fact your wife was naming the child after fug, but that at least sounds normal.

As normal as it can be, anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 12:44:05 No.29457469 Report

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Give him a double-barrel middle name.
Ray Fug Quaza (Your last name here)
Everyone will call him Ray, and the only people who give a shit about middle names are the government.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 12:47:00 No.29457514 Report

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>>29457434
>Quasar
Now I can't help but think you're naming him after beta Jimmy Neutron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 12:47:18 No.29457515 Report

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>>29455268
dont you'll ruin thae kids life just pull a random bible name from a hat and use that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 12:48:26 No.29457536 Report

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>>29457305
Hikari is a real name though.
Aside from you looking like a weeb it's nothing wrong with it, especially if your of Japanese origin.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2016 12:55:05 No.29457650 Report

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>>29455268
Ray is the name of a champion

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