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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 01:59:47 No.29483698 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>29483774 >>29483846 >>29483945 >>29484365 >>29484400

>tfw your Rowlet is female

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:02:20 No.29483774 Report

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>>29483698
I have a strong desire to impregnate this non-flying archer owl.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:03:10 No.29483791 Report

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>>29483774
>avian
>impregnate
you're a fucking idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:04:06 No.29483816 Report

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>>29483791
Love finds a way.

I mean, the egg is still inside of them for a little. I don't know if fertilize is the right word.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:05:18 No.29483846 Report

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>>29483698
So has /vp/ come to a consensus that Robinhoot is (female)? This gen is rampant with grass waifumon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:06:08 No.29483868 Report

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>>29483816
Most birds just press their butts together to mate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:07:00 No.29483890 Report

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>>29483816
You're STILL talking about this like it's a normal thing, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:07:44 No.29483908 Report

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>>29483868
So would she just kind of grind on it, then? I mean, I like buttjobs. This sounds fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:08:45 No.29483945 Report

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>>29483698
I actually like how androgynous Decidueye looks. It compliments the trio well with barabait and waterwaifu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:08:49 No.29483946 Report

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>>29483890
It's better than a lizard and, i mean, those eyes. Cmon, like you wouldn't. Look at those abs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:10:51 No.29484009 Report

Quoted By: >>29484058 >>29484118

Birds got cloacas. please do not stick things into cloacas. That's not how they work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:12:30 No.29484058 Report

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>>29484009
We're on cloaca grinding now, man. Cmon, catch up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:13:08 No.29484078 Report

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>>29483791
>implying pokemon behave the same way actual animals do

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:13:54 No.29484097 Report

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>>29483946
Stop, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:14:32 No.29484118 Report

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>>29484009
Tell that to ducks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:15:42 No.29484155 Report

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>>29484097
I actually can't. Please help.
Those goddamn eyes. Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:19:46 No.29484278 Report

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>>29484118
Very few birds got dicks. owls aint one of em

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:20:31 No.29484301 Report

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>>29484118
Ducks also can't control when they shit like other birds. They are the trash of the bird world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:23:13 No.29484365 Report

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>>29483698
name her Hedwig

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:23:42 No.29484381 Report

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>>29484365
Nah. J. K. Rowling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:24:22 No.29484399 Report

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>>29484381
But Rowling's not dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:24:29 No.29484400 Report

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>>29483698
Id fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:28:18 No.29484492 Report

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>>29484399
Yeah, but her career basically is. Have you read the new Harry Potter book?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:28:20 No.29484494 Report

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>>29484365
I'd name mine Hooters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:31:40 No.29484610 Report

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>>29484494
I'd name mine Hoot Sex. Or Hoot Chick. Or Hoot Mama.

Or Cock Quiver.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:32:30 No.29484628 Report

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>>29484492
Is this a trap question?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:36:51 No.29484765 Report

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>>29484628
No, but it's based on a shitty Broadway play.

The villain is the daughter of Bellatrix and Voldy, and the main character, Albus, is a whiny emo cunt with daddy issues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:48:45 No.29485103 Report

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>>29484765
Literally a fanfic. Wow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:52:33 No.29485202 Report

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>>29485103
Yeah. Also time travel shit and the Ron-character is Draco's faggot son, who is suspected of being Voldy's son because Draco's wife had wizard cancer.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:54:17 No.29485249 Report

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>>29483774
>>29483816

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:55:41 No.29485300 Report

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>tfw you have a female Decidueye

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 02:57:35 No.29485361 Report

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>>29485300
How fucking big was the original image if that's the crop?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 03:00:04 No.29485437 Report

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>>29485300
Since Pokémon and humans married, do you think that they're, you know, "compatible"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 03:05:09 No.29485565 Report

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>>29485249
Would Lele force you to fuck until you drop for its amusement and use its scales to alter your bodies until they're compatible?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 03:07:01 No.29485612 Report

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>>29485565
In the reverse order, yes. However, she would probably let you live if you did a good job. Imaginr sex so good that you nearly die every time, plus the mind-shenanigans psychic types can pull.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 03:11:12 No.29485734 Report

Quoted By: >>29486024

The owl is getting MUCH more fanart on pixiv than the shitty walrus. It's disgusting shit, but it's still more than Primarina.

>>29485361
59667348 is the pixiv id. Enjoy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 03:22:06 No.29486024 Report

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>>29485734
>Primarina has two pages
>Decidueye has not even a full page
>somehow this means Decidueye has more

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 04:10:35 No.29487184 Report

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bumps for interest

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 05:11:45 No.29488532 Report

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>>29485300
The full image is pretty hot.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 05:28:05 No.29488844 Report

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 05:33:21 No.29488958 Report

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>>29485202
let's not forget the fact that Harry accidentally tells his son that he wishes that they weren't related
and Ginny is reduced to a stay-at-home mom
and Hermione is now a nigger

wew

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