>>29496846Listen, I'll tell you how this works.
I'm not having a male starter, because I'm a straight male, and I don't need some giant animal with its enormous monster dick slung under its belly trying to out-alpha me around all the qt women of Alola.
So I'm gonna have a female starter. Now, I have a few options here. A starter Pokemon is the main partner on your Pokemon journey, so she's gonna be with me all the time. And Pokemon bond to their trainers, so the odds are pretty high that whatever Pokemon I start with, she's going to end up trying to fuck me. So my choices are:
>DecidueyeThere are a couple problems here. Decidueye is a cool Pokemon to be sure, and would make a great traveling companion sis. However, at some point she's going to try to fuck me, and she's got huge talons (problem one) and a cloaca (problem two). I'm not even sure what to do with a cloaca and it's probably unsanitary anyway.
>IncineroarShe's a mammal, and a cat, which means a couple of things. First, she's got a mammalian vagina. That's a big step up. Second, her claws are retractable. Also good news. Plus, cats in heat want to fuck like crazy. Unfortunately, in every other way she is a huge brutal bara mannish looking wrestler. I do not want to be killed trying to fuck my Pokemon and I am not gay enough to fuck a thing that looks like Tony the Tiger whether or not it has a vagina.
>PrimerinaThis solves all my problems. She's got a vagina, she's calm and gentle, she's feminine looking, her claws are retractable, and she doesn't have the temperament to get jealous when I hook up with other women or Pokemon.
It just makes sense.
